The New Principle and the New Disciplinary Officer
As the time came, everybody hurried over to their seats and quiet down. Sasuke came in just on time as he hurried to a seat where his division was located. Sakura waved to signal him over. Realizing that he saw no other available seats, he reluctantly agreed to sit next to her.
"Oi Sasuke-kun, you had trouble finding the school or something?" she whispered.
He stared at her coldly and just replied with "Hn..."
"Why is he always so cruel to me?" she thought sadly
"Ah, but love will win in the end!" shouted Inner Sakura, while punching the air.
She looked at Sasuke sadly for a while, but as the principle began to speak, she faced forward.
A familiar white-haired man walked to the center of the stage as he spoke. "I'm the new principle and you can call me..." he began.
"Eh? Ero-sennin!" Naruto said out loudly in shock, as he was seen standing up. Everybody had their own soft giggle and gossip (about how the new principle got such an honorable name, of course) amongst themselves as they turned over to Naruto. People who were sitting next to him had a different reaction. They just slid down their chairs a bit due to the embarrassment of being seen next to a loud mouth.
"Hush Naruto," Sakura whispered. Naruto sat right back down, but turned over to her.
"But..., but Sakura, that is Ero-sennen," Naruto defended in a normal tone.
Hmmm, Uzumaki Naruto. So you also attend this school," wondered Gaara, as he looked at the person everyone was looking at.
"How troublesome, just my first day here, and I'm going to be known as the guy who sat in the same row with an idiot..."
"He never fails to embarrass himself and us...," Sasuke thought with a slight grin on his face.
"What a buffoon...," Neji thought as he sat straight in silence.
"Ero-sennin? HAHAHAHA!" Kiba laughed out loud. Shino stared at him in disgust (although his face was covered by his coat and glasses), while Hinata attempted to crack a small smile.
"Uh that kid. I told him to stop calling me that. What a great first impression I have now," Jiraiya thought in sarcasm.
"SILENCE!" shouted from one of the staff on the stage. He stepped out of the shadows, and the crowd immediately silenced, except for remaining chuckles from Kiba. The man gave Kiba a deadly stare that Kiba happened to catch. He immediately got himself to shut up.
"T-that guy is scary...," thought Hinata in an intimidated tone.
"You may resume, Jiraiya-sama," said the man in a softer voice. He walked back to where he was originally.
Jiraiya fixed his suit as he began to speak. "As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, I'm the new principle around here."
"What happened to Mr. Takinoga?" said one of the students in the auditorium. The man from before was about to step up again, but Jiraiya held out a hand to signal "I can take this one."
"Well, due to recent events, near the end of the last school year..., well you must've heard about the incident at a local junior high school."
Everybody began muttering in confusion to what their principle was talking about. The man in back whispered in Jiraiya's ear to inform him some information he didn't know about.
"FROM A VERY SMALL, SMALL VILLAGE, VERY FAR AWAY FROM HERE," Jiraiya panicked in a loud voice, to silence the children and fix his words, "Not many people want to be a teacher or principle now, because of that kind of risk involved that they didn't sign up for to start with. So because of this, you may see lot of new teachers around, very qualifying I might add. Men..., and women..., some very pretty ones too..., so you know.., there may be some late nights, and...," he trailed off while giggling like a girl.
"What a pervert! Is it okay for him to be a principle?" Ino askedin her mind in disgust.
"Uh, I'm not sure I'm going to be safe when taking a shower here anymore..." Tenten thought uncomfortably.
"See, that's what I mean when I said Ero-sennin," Naruto told the people around him who were willing to listen.
"Ah-hem!" the same staff member said again loudly, in order to get everybody's attention to the situation at hand, including the principle himself.
"Oh, ah yes," Jiraiya recovered, "Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah..., wait. First thing first, you may all address me as Jiraiya-sama. Any other name when addressing me would be deemed punishable." He gave Naruto a quick glare after he said that.
"Ah, what else I have to cover? Oh yes, uh welcome to your first day in Shinobi High. You're all dismissed to your classes."
Students began to stand up to leave, while talking amongst themselves before a loud voice came again. "Wait!" said the same man who silenced them before, halting all the students to a stop on what they're doing. He whispered something in the principle's ears again. Jiraiya nodded, as he was about to begin to speak again.
"Um, scratch that. All of you please sit down again," Jiraiya quickly said. Students quietly got back to their previous seats, while grumbling in disappointment.
"Ah, Ero-sennin, so indecisive," Naruto complained quietly to himself, as he sat back down.
"This is Morino Ibiki," introduced Jiraiya as he pointed at the man who silenced the crowd many times before, "Your new Disciplinary Officer. He has a speech to give to all of you."
Jiraiya walked to the back with the rest of the staff members and sat down on a chair as he sighed in relief.
"First off, I want all of you annoying brats to know," he started.
"He doesn't really beat around the bush, does he?" Naruto thought.
"I guess Mr. Sehkai quitted too. That's a shame. He was full of 'springtime of youth' too," thought Lee, while frowning.
"Ah, this is taking too long. Let's go eat already," Chouji whined in his mind.
"I should've attended another school. This place is full of weirdos! But Sasuke-kun is here, so I guess it's all worth it," Ino thought as she stared at Sasuke, admiringly.
"...And like some of you know already," Ibiki continued, "Once you've enter the area considered 'school grounds', there will be limited charka use." He gave a quick stare at Sasuke, before continuing.
"Was he around there when he saw me with the guys from Sand?" wondered Sasuke.
"That's to say that the act of molding chakra for anything (genjutsu, ninjutsu, charka-charged weapons) will only be allowed in specific rooms, such as classes that require you to mold it for assignments or training rooms. Any attempt of molding chakra outside of those limits will result in losing double of the chakra required to use that technique. A generator we have located all over the school grounds will make sure of that."
"Huh?" Naruto questioned in a quiet voice with a confused look on his face, "I don't get it."
"Baka," Shikamaru stated bluntly in a whisper, "He means that if you attempt to use any kind of jutsu when you're not in a classroom that requires the use of chakra, not only will you not be able to use the jutsu, but you lose twice the amount of chakra you used to attempt the jutsu in the first place.
"Huh?" he repeated again. Sakura tapped on Naruto's shoulder from behind as he turned around.
"I'll explain it to you after this," she whispered. Naruto nodded to her and faced forward again.
Meanwhile, Sasuke was looking at his hands. "Now that he mentioned it, I do feel a little bit more tired after my attempt to use my Sharingan."
"Now to go over some rules..."
"Eh, this is so boring. Same boring rules speech like last year. We can read it in the booklet we received over the summer for God's sake!" thought Tenten in boredom fury.
"I gotta go pee, I hope this ends soon... This school is pretty big, they better have a lot of bathrooms," Naruto thought as he was moving in his seat every few seconds.
"Going through this is so troublesome..."
"Hmm, that guy with the pony tail looks kinda cute..., in a gruffy kind of way," thought Temari as she stared at Shikamaru. She was sitting diagonally across from him with her brothers.
"I wonder if Hinata-sama is doing okay," Neji thought.
"T-there are too many rules. I-I don't think I can remember them all," Hinata thought in defeat, as she still tried to cram everything said from Ibiki in.
"Hmm, this guy... He haven't felt the havoc of Inuzuka Kiba yet!" thought Kiba while he tried to plot revenge for that evil stare. Akamaru was busy sleeping on the top of his head.
Chouji looked from the disciplinary officer on the stage to the bag of chips inside his opened bookbag. He slowly reached for the bag.
"And there's no eating in the auditorium, halls, or the classrooms. There's lunch for that. If I catch anybody doing that, there will be detentions handed out."
Chouji slowly brought back his hand up, and lied back against his chair in defeat and hunger.
"Hmmm, he can't possibly see everywhere, can he? How he expects for all the students to follow these rules?" questioned Shino in thought.
"Now that's the end of it for the rules. Many of you may be thinking, 'how can this fool expect us to obey all his rules? We can easily pass by him.' (There were some soft giggles here) Wrong! Believe it or not, I do have eyes everywhere. I have 40 men, hiding in the shadows, just waiting to catch you brats. I' am not known to be merciful to law breakers, and rule breakers is just another word for the same thing."
"40 men hired just for the sake of being watch-out? That's an obvious bluff," thought Sakura.
"Wow, 40 men under his direct command. This guy is impressive!" thought Lee in excitement, as he wandered his mind off to him fighting 40 armed men.
"Is he telling the truth?" asked a teacher in a soft voice. She had black, long hair and red eyes.
"You bet your ass he is! Especially considering the situation of the end of last school year, you can't be too careful," said a man as he blew out smoke from his cigarette. He was sitting next to her in the back of the stage with some of the other teachers.
"That's really bad for you, you know?" she lectured.
"Hai, hai," the man said as he put out the cigarette on an ashtray. She smiled and looked back at Morino Ibiki as he continued talking. He noticed she took her eyes off him and quickly lit up another cigarette.
"Okay, that's all for now. Some of you may see me again this year, and if that's what happens, I truly feel sorry for you. For the rest of you, behave and act right. And now..," Ibiki said.
He turned over to Jiraiya, who nodded his head. "You're dismissed."
Students slowly filed out and followed their division teachers as they head back to their classrooms, ready to start their first day of school.
Author's Notes: Okay, that was the chapter. Most of you probably thought it was crap. I thought it was too. I tried my best to add little funny dialogue inbetween the speeches, so you guys wouldn't be bored to the point of suicide.
Anyways, I'm again left clueless on how I' am gonna continue this long school day. But it is necessary to introduce everything, so hang on tight. It MIGHT go uphill from after there, but it might not, so don't have too high expectations (you probably don't to start with, but it makes it seems that my story has potential, so I'm going with that...).
And yes, this story will have a straight course. So for people expecting male on male pairings or female on female pairings (hmm I have to think about that one actually...), this story isn't for you. I'm not sure if I'm gonna have any straight pairings at all since I never did love stories before, so I might suck at it. And once I realize that I actually do, that idea goes out the window for this fanfic.
Anyways, read and review! Any ideas and constructive criticisms is accepted and expected from you reader. So yeah, do it!