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Summary: When Starscream gets captured by the autobots, he gets placed in a gas chamber, and gets subjected by a rather obnoxious song, and a certain chemical. Read, and find out how the decepticons learn to cope with their new, insane commander. Also, PLEASE go on youtube, and listen to the song "They're Coming to Take me Away." Starscream will be singing it non-stop!
A/N: In this chapter, Megatron and the others find out more about what happened to Starscream, and Skywrap comes in to see his wingmate, and starts randomly laughing, and singing with Starscream.
Yes, Megatron will most likely lose it., now that there's two singing. Yes, Megatron will most likely cover Starscream's mouth, ans slap him across the face. Yes, Starscream will slap Megatron back. Yes, Megatron will punch him back, and yes, Skywrap will want a piggy back ride from his leader. Yes, Starscream will want a saddle, and a piggy back ride from his leader.
Also, I apologize for my delay- I have been working a lot lately, and school and what not.
Now, on with the story!:)
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He sighed for what must have been the tenth hundred time, and continued pacing back and forth again, a seemingly never ending cycle. He could almost see his own footsteps leaving tracks in the marble floor. He had been at this for two hours now, and Megatron just couldn't stop worrying about his second. Starscream's condition worried him only because, he knew that if Starscream stayed like this, the ex-gladiator would have to offline him. Yes, If Starscream continued at this, then, Megatron would have no choice, but to offline his second.
Megatron sighed again, and finally stopped, turning to Soundwave, who had been watching him. "Soundwave, tell me again; what are Starscream's chances of recovery?"
"Chances: 32% out of 100%."
"Hmm... what his chances of survival?"
"10% out of 100%"
"Argh!" Megatron yelled, punching the wall. He knew he could call Hook, again, but it would be worthless- a waste of time! Not that he was already wasting time. Megatron had already comm. him more times than he could count! And if he called him again, it would only delay Hook from finding out just what in the pits wrong with Starscream! Until Hook does so, Megatron was going to have to wait, and find something to stall himself with.
Problem with that, was that there was nothing- literally, NOTHING to do around this slagging base! Megatron had already completed all his daily work, and without someone attempting to kill him every second, of every hour, of every day, there was nothing to do! He even went down to the prison cells to check up on the captivated autobots- just for the hell of it! Holding them for ransom wasn't going so well, considering the fact that Megatron couldn't get ahold of Prime... Also, apparently, you have to give energon cubes, even to those your holding for ransom, otherwise, they shrivel up, and deactivate... Especially if its been over 200 centuries.
Snapping him out of this trance, Megatron jumped when he received an incoming call. "Thank you for calling decepticons incorporated, Megatron, the Slag Maker speaking."
"My Lord, I have great news!"
"What is it Hook? Have you found out what's wrong with Starscream yet?!"
"Yes... well... no, uh... yes, and no, actually. I'm afraid, we don't know how to correct Starscream's condition yet, but we do, however, know what's wrong with him."
"Excellent! What's wrong with him!"
"Come down, and find out!"
"What did you just say?!" Megatron barked.
"Um... come down and find out?" Hook gulped, nervously.
"Hook, I am the leader of the decepticons! I don't TAKE orders, I shout them in someone's face, make them leak a little transmission fluid, and send them on their way. I... give the orders around here! No one else! Now, ask me again."
"Um... okay? Come down to the med bay, and... uh... I mean," Hook said, clearing his throat. "My Lord, can you please come down medical bay, and see what's wrong with Starscream?"
"Of course I will, Hook! Better. Much... better. I will be there in no less than... fifteen minutes." said Megatron.
"Excellent, my Lord. I will be awaiting you here." Hook responded.
"Dark Lord, OUT, BIOTCH!" and with that said, Megatron disconnected the comm. link, and started walking down the halls of his base, to see what esxactly was wrong with Starscream. Along the way, he was met with Skywrap.
"LORD MEGATRON!" he yelled.
"Oh, boy." Megatron huffed, under his breath.
"Have you seen Starscream?" the young seeker said..
"Um... Skywrap, didn't you hear what happened to him?" Megatron asked.
"No. Why? Did he try to kill you again?! Did he?! DAMN! I ALWAYS miss the BEST beatings- and I could've gotten the camera!" Skywrap excalimed. Megatron rubbed his optics. "No Skywrap, that is not what happened... yet. Starscream was taken captive from the autobots, and they tortured him, by making him lose his sanity. Now, he sings this one, annoying song, that makes you want to rip your won audio receptors out, and set them on fire."
"Wow. I knew about him being captured, and all, but he lost his sanity? Huh. I would've never thought that the auto-bitches would go that far."
"Yes, neither would I."
"Well, is he okay?"
"He's fine for now, yes."
"Can I see him?"
"I suppose so." Megatron sighed,
"YAY!" Skywrap shouted, running for the medbay.
"Kids." Megatron muttered, walking after him.
"STARSCREAM, IT'S FAVORITE, BUT LEAST FAVORITE SEEKER!" Skywrap shouted.
"Skywrap, please, quiet down! And what have I told you about running and yelling around in here?!" Hook shouted.
"I don't remember."
"DON'T SHOUT AND RUN!"
"Oh... like I'm about to piss myself?" Skywrap smiled. Hook sighed, deciding to ignore that last comment. "Wait, where's Megatron?"
"Oh, he's coming. Heh, you know how the old timer's are! Always walking slow, with a cane, hunched over, shitting themselves, and blaming it on the dog, and always wearing they're underwear inside out. Yep, 's only a matter of time before Megatron starts to lose his memory." Skywrap said. A dead silence, and a wide optic Hook told the seeker that something was ... definitely wrong! "What?" Skywrap asked.
"What was that last part about losing my mind?... Skywrap?!" came the familiar, deep voice of he knew sounded familiar.
"Oh, I was just talking about how old Megatron was getti- MEGATRON! Yo-you're... hear!" Skywrap shouted, turning around.
"In the flesh! And what was that you said? Something about my age?!" Megatron growled.
"Uh... yeah, I was just saying um, uh, how young you look!"
"Hmm..." Megatron grunted, shoving Skywrap out of his way. Skywrap took a deep breath of relief, and walked over to Starscream. "Now, tell me Hook. What in the name of all that is evil, is wrong with Starscream?!" Megatron asked.
"Well, we did some research, and found that the gas Starscream was subjected to, was made up of certain chemicals, making Starscream have a case of amnesia. There were also some other chemicals, and a song that was played during this... this... form of torturer, and now, its' stuck in Starscream's head, replaying over and over again, till the point where if he continues on with this, he'll lose his ENTIRE sanity. I can take care of his amnesia problem, and the song, but what I can't do, is promise that he'll be the same. There might be some side effects."
"Whatever, just do it!" Megatron said.
"Ah, another thing, the sleeping pill should wear off in a few... minutes... Maybe even less."
"Aw, slag! Here we go agai- REMEMBER WHEN YOU RAN AWAY, AND I GOT ON MY KNEES, AND BEGGED YOU NOT TO LEAVE, BECAUSE I'D GO BERSERK?!"
"And let the torture begin." Megatron said.
"THIS IS THE SONG STARSCREAM SINGS?" Skywrap said,o ver Starscream's singing voice.
"YES!" Hook responded, running over to Starscream, trying to get him to calm down, but got punched in the face. Megatron came over to help him get Starscream under control. "HA HA, THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HE HE, HA HA! TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME, AND I'LL- STARSCREAM, SHOUT THE FRAG UP!" Megatron yelled. Starscream ignore him, and kept singing, and shouting, waving his arms in the air, and kicking his legs around. "What the frag is wrong with him?!" Skywrap yelled.
"I told you, he lost his sanity! He hasen't got a clue what he's doing!" Hook hollered, trying to restrain Starscream. Megatron grabbed the seeker's legs, but was kicked back, landing flat on his aft, and falling back. Half an hour had passed, and Megatron and Hook had just given up on restrain Starscream, and drug him again, since he and Skywrap were both singing now, jumping up and down on the berth, arm in arm.
Megatron had filmed it in the begging, when Skywrap had accused Starscream of running away and decided to challenged him, to see who could yell better, and... well... Starscream had seemed to be enjoying that someone else had been singing with him, because he took Skywrap's servo, and jumped up and down with him. Eventually, the two had run around the entire medbay, Hook running after the two seekers, trying to stop them, but they had just about knocked everything down, and trashed everything in sight.
Now, they were jumping up and down, singing the same song, arm in arm, and shouting as loud as they could. It was pure torture! Megatron had stopped filming it when it got bored, and went to sit down, resting his helm on this servo, and thought deadly thoughts of ripping off Optimus Prime's spike, tying him up to a berth, and anally raping Prime with his own spike! It was HIS fault that Starscream was insane! It was Starscream's fault for getting captured, but Optimus had crossed the line this time!
Now, the warlord's second and solider were now both jumping up and down, singing like two maniacs. Hook had joined Megatron, after deciding that there was nothing he could do, but look away from his various tools being destroyed. "How long has it been?" Hook asked. Megatron thought for a moment, and sighed. "Two fucking hours of this hell!" Megatron growled.
"Primus! It was funny at first, but now it's just getting out of hand!"
"Agreed. And now that we've come to an agreement... it's time to put an END to this!" Megatron said, grabbing a tranquilizer, and shooting at Starscream and Skywrap. Skywrap jumped off of the berth, and onto Megatron's back, like he was a horse. He even slapped his aft. Megatron shot Skywrap in his leg, and the seeker had finally settled down, and lost consciousness. He turned to Starscream. "Okay Starscream, now just stay still, and!" Megatron yelled, shooting at his second.
Starscream jumped out of the way, and ran out of the medbay. "Slag it!" Megatron huffed. Hook came over, and dragged Skywrap to a berth, checking his brain waves. "Uh oh!"
"What?" Megatron asked.
"Um... it seems that Starscream has infected Skywrap, and now..."
"Don't tell me!..."
"Now, Skywrap's insane."
"STARSCREAM!" Megatron shouted, running out of the berth, looking for his missing Second. If he had infected Skywrap, Starscream would spread this disease around the entire base, if anyone else joined arms with him, and started dancing like a dumb aft! Megatron had to find Starscream, and find him SOON!
Uh, OH! What'll happen next? Where will Starscream go? What will he do? Will Skywrap ever recover? Will Megatron catch Starscream? Why am I asking you all these questions? Find out in the next chapter, and get a quicker update, by following and favoriting!:D
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