I know it's been so long... and I'm sorry. I have writers block. I also figured out something about me: I CANNOT STICK TO A CHAPTER STORY! ONE-SHOTS ONLY! DX

It sucks! And I owe u all an apology... so, Starscream's Biglover is sorry for saying she'll update when it never happens.

But, good news: NEW CHAPTER!XD Hope you enjoy.

Now... ON WITH THE STORY (and that wuz dedicated to Girl Supersonicboy- i just pulled a YOU moveXD)

Chasing him down the hall, was a very pissed off Megatron, and an inane Starscream; singing and laughing like a maniac, Starscream proceeded to run away from Megatron, enjoying that someone was chasing him. He was laughing and skipping down the hall, all the while, dodging incoming darts. Come on, one left. ONE LEFT! Megatron though in his head. He had just about had enough of this! Transforming into the air, the dart gun still in his hold, Megatron flew into Starscream, knocking him on his aft, and transformed again. "Now, SHUT THE FRAG UP!" Megatron said, about to shoot Starscream, but the seeker flipped back up, transformed himself, and flew, out on the flight deck. Megatron was left, shell shocked! "He... that's it," he stuttered. "I-I'm all out.. of... Of darts. He said, looking at his gun.

OxoxOxoxOxoxOxoxOxoxOxoxOxox

"And they're coming to take me AWAY!" seeker shouted, flying- or better yet TWISTED in the air.

"What's he doing?" Thundercracker said, observing the image of his brother.

"Flying." Hook responded.

"No- I know THAT! I meant, why is he singing?" TC responded.

"I told you! Because, it's the gas he was subjected to!" Hook snapped.

"Well, it's a good thing you out a tracker thingy on him." Skywarp said, trying to sit up, but was stopped when his tine mate put a servo on his shoulder.

"You need to rest! You're gonna hurt yourself it you keep at it!" Thundercracker yelled.

"Hmmf!" Skywarp grunted, crossing his arms across his chest.

"Wait a minute, what's he doing now?" Ravage asked.

"He appears to be... pissing... from 10,000 feet in the air." Megatron said, chuckling a bit.

"Yeah, go Starscream, GO!" Ravage shouted.

"I taught him that move!" Skywarp said.

"Oh wait, look he's done! He's... oh Primus! Look at him, he's chasing a bird," Hook said.

"Is he... is he eating it?" Thundercracker asked.

"Apparently so- oh wait, no. He's spitting it out." Hook said, sighing of relief.

"Ha, ha, ha! He's purging his tanks now." TC laughed.

"It landed on a car! No wait, that's a truck!" Skywarp said, chuckling.

"Well, I must say this is quite entertaining!" Megatron said, chuckling.

"Oh, scrap! It's Optimus Prime!" TC said.

"Should we go out there?" Sky asked.

"NO! No, Prime can get a taste of his own experiment! He subjected this into Starscream; now, he will PAY! PAY! PAY! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Megatron said, aiming his cannon gun at the screen, but was stopped when Soundwave firmly gripped his gun.

"Anger issues. Recall what we discussed. Deep breaths." Soundwave said.

"Calm your tits, my Lord! CALM your tits!" Skywarp said.

"Right," the warlord said, settling down a bit. "Thank you Soundwave. Now then, lets us see how Optimus Prime handles his little experiment."

"Optimus, what is happening?" Ironhide asked his superior.

"Yeah, what's wrong with Screamy?" Wheeljack asked.

"I am not sure!" Prime hollered over the seeker's screaming.

"Well, get him to shut the frag up!" Bumblebee yelled.

"Yeah, you're the leader, do something!"

"Prime?"

"ALRIGHT! EVERYONE CALM YOUR BALLS! And uh... in your case Ironhide, calm your tits as well. Now, instead of leaving ME to do all the work... HOW 'BOUT WE ALL STOP LEAVING ME TO DO ALL THE WORK... AND WORK TOGETHER?" Optimus shouted.

"Nah.. eh, let's leave this to you." Smokescreen said.

"Agreed." Bumblebee said. Others agreed with him as well. Grunts and 'yeah, leave it to show off" came as well. Sighing, the Prime turned around to face the seeker, who was twirling in the air... like a ballerina. "Starscream, please CALM YOURSELF!" Optimus shouted. Spitting on his helm, Starscream grabbed the Prime leaders servo, and started dancing around... or, more like dragging around "Uh... Optimus? ... He's not fighting back," Wheeljack said. "Should we...?"

The autobots watched their leader, as he started shaking his helm, and spinning his helm around... until Prime stood on his pedes, and started jumping up and down with Starscream. They were laughing, and dancing, and hugging each other like they were best friends. "And... they're coming to take me away, ha, ha, they're coming to take me away; to the happy home! With trees and flowers and chirping birds; and basket weavers, who sit, and smile, and twiddle their thumbs and toes, and they're coming to take me away, ha, HA!" the two sang, and began to un back and forth. "What is he... doing?" Bee asked.

"I dunno." Wheeljack said.

"Prime... are you alright?" Bee asked.

"YES, of course he's fine! Because nothing says fine, like a Prime dancing with a lunatic!" Arcee said, with sarcasm.

"Primus, I was just asking! Bitch." he muttered.

"She just wants the dick." Ironhide said, patting Bee's shoulder.

"Yeah, but not from YOU, baby spike!" Arcee growled, pointing to Bumblebee.

"What the frag is your PROBLEM?!" Smokescreen said.

"Oh, uh! I think it's someone's time of the month," Ironhide said. "Arcee... are you on you're period?"

"NO! Go STICK IT UP YOURS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTA-HA-AND!" Arcee said, crying and running away, as Optimus and Starscream started lubricating on her, and chasing her.

"Femmes on their period. Should have a warning sign."

"You mean a warning sign like they do in the rated M games? Like when it says rated M for strong language, blood, violence, and gore?" Smokescreen. Everyone thought for a moment, over the two's bickering. "Yeah, basically." Wheeljack said.

"Well, we should probably... take care of this... ah, situation." Ironhide said.

"Agreed," Wheeljack said. "Let's get Prime into the base."

"Wait, what about Starscream?"

"... he comes to. Maybe we can hold him for ransomed." Ironhide said.

"Aw, again? Do I have to stand guard?" Smokescreen said.

"Who else is gonna do it?"

"... fine!" Smokescreen said.

Back at the decepticon base...

"Di-did you see... ha, ha, ha, HA," Megatron laughed. "And when they started pissing on Arcee? BRILLIANT!"

"My Lord... are you done yet?" Hook asked.

"I jus... need to catch my breath. AHAHHAHAHAHA!" Megatron laughed.

"Didn't you realize something?" Hook asked.

"What? Prime dancing like dumb aft?" he replied.

"No," Hooke said, sighing and rubbing his helm. "The fact that the autobots didn't know what was happening to Starscream!"

"... com again?"

"I mean... My Lord, if the autobots had no clue to what was happening to Starscream, than that means they didn't do anything to him! That means someone ELSE did it!"

"Then we must... oh Primus, I can't keep a straight face, he, he, HA!" Megatron said, cracking up again. After many minutes of laughing, the decepticons finally settled down. "Lord Megatron, now that you are done laughing, I must ask you something; what are we to do now?"

"We will contact the autobots, and find out who infected Starscream. If it was not Prime, then it was someone else. We will need to find out who. Soundwave, set up a face time to look at the autobots."

"... Lord Megatron?"

"What? OH! I mean set up a face time to... contact the autobots." Megatron said, correcting him. "... I never graduated from grammar school."

"Okay... well, on that note, let's ah... go." Skywarp said.

"Yes. Let us contact the autobots, and find this son of a bitch." Megatron said, rising up. "Like a boss." he murmured.

So, there you have it! A new chapter for They're Coming To Take Me Away! Hope you enjoyed!

~Starscream's Biglover 3