It had been a few hours since the four heroes in the half shell had performed their 'Irish Drinking Song' and the four brothers were now finding less...gut busting ways to entertain themselves. Michelangelo was playing on the pinball machine, Raphael was abusing the practice dummy, Donatello was tinkering as usual in his lab, and Leonardo was in the living room, practicing his katas with his katanas.
It was about that time where the familiar red headed, April O'Neil, walked into the lair. "Hi guys!" she called.
The turtles all immediately stopped what they were doing and turned to the girl at the turnstiles. Mikey was the first to run up to her and wrap his arms around her lovingly, "Hiya, April! Good to see you again, sis!" he laughed as he swept the girl off her feet and leapt into the pit with her. She giggled as she was set down on the bench next to the happy orange clad turtle.
Leo sheathed his swords and sat next to her, "Hey, April. How was school?" he asked. Raph and Donnie had joined them as they gathered around the bench.
April shrugged as she took off her bag and dropped it on the floor by her feet. "Oh, you know, the usual; boring, boring, with an extra side of boring," she laughed.
Mikey suddenly grinned widely as he draped an arm around her shoulder, "April, sis, I know just how to cure your boredom. Dr. 'Laugh-enstien'...and his assistants," he dramatically gestured Leo, Raph and Donnie, who all knew what he was thinking and grinned in unison, "know just what to do!"
April quirked a brow as she gazed around at her grinning turtle brothers.
Something told her that this was going to end in tears.
All: Oh idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
Leo: I came home after school,
April: I really was so bored,
Raph: I had lots of homework,
Mikey: My teacher was a horde!
Leo: (snorting with laughter) I had to do an essay,
April: And math was really sucky,
Raph: Why do I have to do this?
Mikey: Looks like Obama's lucky!
All: (laughing quite hard) Oh idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
April: My homework is due tomorrow,
Raph: I think I'm going to cry,
Mikey: (giggling) I don't get this math stuff,
Leo: I really want to die,
April: (laughing very hard) S-so I'm just gonna give up,
Raph: I don't wanna do it,
Mikey: I took my paper,
Leo: And then I yelled, "Screw it!"
(The four began to laugh so hard that it took them a few moments to get control again. Even Donatello, who was not actually doing it, but had been insisted to film it for Mikey's new video album, had a hard time holding the camera straight.)
Raph: I went to school the next day,
Mikey: I didn't have my stuff,
Leo: ye man, me gets yah bro,
April: (let out a burst of laughter) I...uh...had enough!
Raph: My teachers very boring,
Mikey: She doesn't shut her trap,
Leo: I got my katana blade,
April: I cut her face in half!
("Oh god, April, do you hate your teacher that much?!" Raph smirked, unable to get the hilarious image of April chasing her teacher around with Leo's katana blade.
April simply shrugged. "What? I don't know what else to say!"
"Um, guys, let's keep going, shall we?" Donnie said.)
Mikey: I really shouldn't have done that!
Leo: That looked really bad,
April: I was sent to the principle,
Raph:...he looked really fat!
Mikey: Dude, it needs to rhyme with bad. Oh well, He had me suspended,
Leo: this really sucked,
April: I was really upset,
Raph: But I don't give a truck!
Once again, the five teenagers found themselves on the floor, all in agonizing pain from their laughter.
"Oh no! No! No, Raph! Why?!" Leo hollered with laughter. He did not have it in him to be upset with his red clad brother. It was just too funny.
"S-s-sorry! I-I couldn't say what I was gonna say, now could I?" Raph replied back, still chortling.
"But that wasn't any better!"
"D-d-dude! I-I think I'm gonna pee!" Mikey cried, clutching his aching sides.
"P-please don't! Ahahahaha!" April hooted, "You guys are gonna give me a heart attack before I'm twenty at this rate!"
"So does that mean it worked?" Donnie asked as he shook off the last of his giggles as he and his brothers finally sobered up.
April wiped away a tear, "…yeah, I guess it did." She sighed happily.
Her turtle brothers grinned.
"…but from now on, if we do this, Raph can't be the last person!"
"Hey!"
And the room was once again echoing with uncontainable laughter from five teenage siblings.