After the noise level had risen again from the living room, Splinter left the dojo and entered the main room to find five teenagers doubled over and laughing so hard their faces threatened to split. He quirked a confused brow. Just what were they up to? He could hear them singing from the dojo (and he had to admit, they were not actually bad singers), and he had also heard Raphael shout something about a connotation that rhymes with truck.
"My sons, what is happening here?" he asked as the laughter began to die down. The young ninjas and kunoichi in training looked up to the giant, still smiling.
"S-sorry, Sensei," Leonardo said as he stood up to full height, "we were just…um…having fun with, uh, April…"
Splinter cocked a brow, "I see. And what kind of fun was that? Would you care to demonstrate?"
Leonardo froze. He spun around to cast a nervous glance at his siblings, who only began to smirk in response. He turned back to Splinter and gave his father a sheepish grin. "Umm…are you sure?"
Splinter nodded with a small chuckle. "Of course. I used to watch that show as well."
All: Oh, idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
Splinter: I went Into the woods
Raph: I chopped down a tree!
Leo: Uh…It hit the ground,
Donnie: And that's the way it be!
Splinter: I took it home that night,
Raph: For my kid,
Leo: I put it in the living room,
Donnie: Then covered it with the lid!
All: (Chuckling) Oh, idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
Raph: I started decorating
Leo: I climbed up, uh, the tree!
Donnie: (laughing) Step by step I went up,
Splinter:…yippee yippee yee…
(The poor red turtle nearly hit the floor as he doubled over laughing at the sound of his Sensei making such a ridiculous noise, as were Leo, Donnie and Mikey and April who were recording the entire thing. After a moment or two, Raph collected himself and began again)
Raph: I put the star on top,
Leo: It started to fall,
Donnie: Michelangelo was beneath it,
Splinter: I broke my Christmas ball.
All: (nearly choking on their laughter again) Oh, idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
("Hold on, skip me, just go straight to Donnie, I don't think I can take this anymore!" Leo laughed)
Donnie: Okay! I put the fire out myself!
Splinter: With a fire extinguisher,
Raph: (Sliding a smug glance at Leo to see how he could rhyme with 'extinguisher') And after I was finished,
Leo: Ding-a, ding-a, ding-a-sher!
Donnie: (let out a snort of laughter) Nobody was hurt,
Splinter: It was very sad,
Raph: No one got angry,
Leo: I peed my pants!
For what seemed like the millionth time that afternoon, the room erupted with laughter. Splinter put a hand over his mouth to stop the worst of his amusement from slipping through as he watched his turtles drop to the floor.
"Why, Leo why?!" Donatello choked.
"I-I'm sorry!" Leonardo chortled.
"Oh god, you idiots are gonna kill me!" April hooted as she fell on top of Mikey in a fit of helpless giggles.
Splinter watched them all fondly. After the tiring events of the week, with them trying to find the millions of mutagen canisters spread across the city and tracking down mutants, it was good for them to finally be able to find some time to get together like this and just act like the rambunctious young teenagers they were.
"H-hey, you know what just realized," Raphael piped up, his tone oddly serious.
The others stopped their laughter and turned to him. "What is it, Raph?" April asked.
"…we're not wearing any pants!"
And there they go again…
A/N: yes, i'm quickly running out of ideas! lol I hope you guys are liking these, because believe me, I AM!
