"Ow! Watch it, Donnie!"

"I'm sorry, Raph! It's kinda hard to see in here when you've got the flashlight over there!" Donnie retorted.

The two turtles Donatello and Raphael were deep within the darker parts of the many sewer tunnels, trying to find Michelangelo's lost T-Phone, which he had carelessly dropped on thier way back home after the Purple dragon incident, to which they still found hilarious. Leo and Mikey had taken another tunnel, whilst Raph and Donnie searched the one closest to their lair. Raph was holding the flashlight whilst Donnie scanned the dirt and trash infested ground. Donnie had thrown an empty can of soup over his shoulder which happened to land on the red turtles' head.

The entire process was rather infuriating and tiresome, and it did not help that the tunnles were leaking and dripping onto their ungaurded headds. Raph growled and kicked away the soup can that had hit him. "I swear, as soon as we get back, I'm gonna smack Mikey so hard that even Leo will feel it!"

Donnie rolled his eyes, "Raph, calm down. It wasn't exactly Mikey's fault it dropped, for a change. His belt pocket needed sowing up again and I'd forgotten to do it...again. So really, this is kinda my fault."

Before Donnie could react, Raph had smacked him upside the head. Hard.

"OW! Hey!" he cried, rubbing his head.

Raph only shrugged, "You said it was your fault."

Donnie scowled and returned to looking for Mikey's lost T-Phone, making a mental note to repair Mikey's belt and do something to Raph when he got home. The silence continued as the two took it in turns to look around the trash and holding the flaslight. Minutes stretched on, and the two brothers were quickly beging to get bored and frustrated.

It was then that Donnie had an idea. A smirk stretched across his face.

"Idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, I!" he laughed, shattering the silence.

Raph started laughing as he spun around to look up at his taller younger brother. "Dude, are you seriously starting another one?" he smirked.

Donnie shrugged, "Well, if you want to, I mean, I'm bored out of my shell."

Raph throught about that. "But there's only two of us."

"Oh well, more fun for us that way!"

Both: Oh, Idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, I!

Raph: Once when I was celebratin',

Donnie: I went to bed,

Raph: I had too much to drink,

Donnie: Woke up to an ugly head!

Raph: (smirking) She turned over,

Donnie: And then I saw her face!

Raph: I screamed in surprise,

Donnie: Then I hit her with a Mace!

Both: (laughing) Oh, Idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, I!

Donnie: Although she was so ugly,

Raph: I took her anyway,

Donnie: I used her to scare children away!

Raph:...what the hey!

Donnie: (snorting) Boy it really worked good,

Raph: I remeber that day,

Donnie: When I took her to the dog park,

Raph: Then...what the hey!

Both: (laughing quite hard) Oh, Idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, I!

Raph: Now we're following a trail,

Donnie: Made by her ugly head!

Raph: (barking with laughter) This is kinda creepy,

Donnie: We don't know where we'll end,

Raph: But there's one thing we do know,

Donnie: One thing that can be said,

Raph: Before we find the T-phone,

Both: WE WILL ALL BE DEAD! Oh, Idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, idey, I! Oh idey, idey, idey, idey I, dee, daye, dee dyyyyyyeeeeee!

The two turtles laughed together as they carried on through the tunnels. "That was good! That was pretty good, Don!" Raph chortled, slapping his hand on his brothers' back.

Donnie grunted slightly from the force, but he managed to grin, "Yeah! I though that was funny! Too bad we couldn't record that!"

"Don't worry, we already did!"

Raph and Donnie spun around, both reaching their hands towards their weapons as they scanned the darkness. "Who's there? Show yourselves!" Raph growled.

The owner of the voice leapt down behind them, followed by another slightly shorter figure. Donnie and Raph spun around, only to find Leonardo and Michelangelo standing with smug grins on their faces.

"Oh, it's just you two," Donnie sighed with relief, "Did you find Mikey's phone?"

Leo and Mikey shared a grin. Leo held up a T-Phone and pressed a button. Donnie and Raph's voices filled the tunnels.

Their jaws dropped. They had recorded the entire drinking song.

Using Mikey's lost T-phone.

"You are so gonna get it!" Raph growled as he and Donnie began chasing Mikey and Leo down the tunnels, with the orange and blue turtles laughing all the while.