In the dark of the night, underneath the streets of the busy city, a young, freckled turtle lay in his bed, his big, baby blue eyes staring up at the ceiling of his room in the complete and utter silence.
He sighed heavily. There was no fathomable way he could get to sleep now; a large Peperoni, Chocolate, Jellybean pizza had made sure of that.
He turned on his side. Then immediately turned onto his other side. Then flopped back on his back and sighed again.
"Well, Mikey" he said to himself, "It looks like there's only one thing for it…"
He took off his bed covers, opened the door to his room and walked as quietly as he could into the kitchen. A midnight snack was always the best solution to not being able to sleep. But this time, he would choose a less sugary pizza topping. Maybe he'll steal one of Leo's cheese pizza slices…
When he entered the kitchen, he didn't expect to find his older red clad brother, Raphael, sitting at the table with a pizza in his hand. His green eyed gaze snapped to him in surprise just as he was about to munch on the cheesy slice.
"Hey, dude. What's up?" Mikey asked casually as he took the seat opposite Raph, (and noticed that he too had the thought of eating Leo's pizza) and sat down.
Rah shrugged, "Besides you and me in the middle of the night, not much," he smirked, handing Mikey a slice. "Can't sleep either, huh?"
Mikey took the slice and took a chomp out of it. He shook his head in reply to Raph's question, who nodded back wordlessly.
Neither of them said anything for a long period of time, simply letting the silence wash over them.
Mikey looked to Raph.
Raph looked to Mikey.
They both shared a grin.
It would get them in trouble, and most likely an extra hour in training in the morning, but it had to be worth it.
Both: (As quietly as they could) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
Mikey: My date, she was in front of me
Raph: As pretty as could be,
Mikey: She was the love of my life!
Raph: My gas came up, Whee-hee!
Mikey: (snorting) it started to rumble!
Raph: It felt kinda neat!
Mikey: I probably had too much to eat!
Raph: It smelled like Donnie's feet!
Both: (straining themselves to keep quiet) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
Raph: I see him in the lab all day,
Mikey: I see him on the streets!
Raph: He has that goofy gapped tooth smile!
Mikey: He's looking kinda neat!
Raph: He sometimes has short glasses…wait what?
Mikey: And other things that aren't so short,
Raph: (nearly choking on his own laughter as he tried to shush himself, but then Mikey joined in, both clutching their stomachs in pain. Soon enough, Raph continued) He is very smart,
Mikey: And this I will retard – I mean, retort!
Both: (smirking to no end) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
Mikey: I've lost track of my pizza!
Raph: I don't know what just happened!
Mikey: I think Leo was kidnapped,
Raph: …I still don't know what happened!
Mikey: (smirking) I think the pizza did it!
Raph: …That really was so mean!
Mikey: … (grinning and holding back a mad laugh) I don't know what to say,
Raph: HA. HA, HA, HEE, HEE!
Leonardo and Donatello ran into the kitchen to find their two other brothers rolling on the floor in laughter, tears escaping their eyes as they clutched their stomachs in pain. The two noticed they had been caught, but any words that came out only resulted in more laughter.
Leo and Donnie smirked at the display and shared a look. "Irish Drinking Song?" Leo guessed.
"Possibility," Donnie chuckled. "By the way, they do realize that Splinter's probably gonna punish them for this, right?"
Leo shook his head with a smile, folding his arms across his chest as he looked down at the two. "Nah, I don't think so. It would be kinda hard to find them once I kill them for eating my freaking pizza," he said casually.
Donnie laughed at that, and at the fact that Raph and Mikey were laughing too hard to hear about their impending doom.