"Raph! Look out, on your right!"

"WHOA! Thanks Casey, remind me to return the favor next time!"

"Hey, I'm a little busy over here too, y'know! These Foot Bots ain't messing around tonight!"

"Tell me about it!"

"Guys, focus please!"

"Sorry, Fearless Leader…"

Leonardo rolled his eyes in exasperation as he sliced off the head of another Foot Bot as he, Casey Jones, Raphael and Michelangelo fought within the tight confinements of an alleyway against several heavily armored robot ninjas. They had all gone on a run to pick up pizza for their dinner that night, and Casey had volunteered to go pick it up. Raph wanted to go with him to make sure he didn't get himself into trouble, and then Mikey insisted that he go too in order to make sure they brought the pizzas back whole and uneaten, so then Leo (having noticed that Casey was geared up, and that both Raph and Mikey wanted to go too) had decided to go to with them to make sure none of them got killed, leaving Donatello alone with April to go over her latest chemistry homework, much to his not-so-secret delight.

Unfortunately, as cruel fate would have it, the turtles and the vigilante happened to be ambushed by several of Karai's Foot Bots on the way there.

"Casey Jones shoots," Casey yelled as he lopped off the head of a robot with his hockey stick, watching as it sailed straight into a garbage can, "He scores!"

"BOOYAKASHAAAA!" Mikey hollered as he swung his nunchaku jubilantly at commencing robots, smacking and kicking them into Leo's spinning back kick.

"It's going, it's going!" Raph said as he kicked the head of the last remaining robot, and it flew between two of Casey's hockey sticks.

"IT'S GOOD!" They chanted, butting their heads together hard and laughing evilly.

Leo rolled his eyes with a grin as he sheathed his katanas, just as Mikey bounced next to him and looked up at him pleadingly. "Now can we go for pizza?!" he asked, batting his eyes dramatically.

Leo smirked, "Alright, let's go. All this fighting's making me hungry anyways."

"YES!" Mikey crowed, running over to Casey and grabbing his arm, pulling him away as he said, "Remember, you're buying dude!"

"Ah, crud…" Casey muttered.

As the four made their way back to the sewers, Casey and Leo both holding two pizza boxes in their arms, Mikey and Raph began whispering behind their backs, snickering slightly as an idea came to them. Leo rolled his eyes skyward. Whatever it was, it was going to be at his expense, which more often than not, it was.

"Yo, you two gonna just walk or are you gonna have another round with us?" Raph barked with a grin to match Mikey's.

Casey turned to Leo, and though he couldn't see his face behind the skull hockey mask, he could tell he was grinning. "C'mon, Leo! Whaddaya say?" he urged.

Leo let out a sigh. "…fine. But don't drop the pizzas; Casey spent a lot of money on these…"

"ALRIGHT!" the others crowed in unison.

Sometimes Leo wondered why he was the only one these kind of things happened to.

All: Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!

Casey: I had a Lobotomy,

Leo: (snickering) And now I'm not so nuts!

Raph: They took away half my brain!

Mikey: Now I eat cigarette butts!

Casey: (laughing) I am not too bright!

Leo: And now I'm…kinda sane,

Raph: I am really stupid,

Mikey: We knew that anyway!

("HEY!" Raph shouted)

All: (Laughing) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!

Leo: I used to go down on the street,

Raph: I used to have a scar!

Mikey: Now I ask for money,

Casey: And I chase cars, WOOF WOOF!

Leo: (laughing) But when I come into your town,

Raph: I like to shout a lot,

Mikey: I run around and scream a lot,

Casey: "Wow, this is hot!"

All: (snickering) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!

Raph: Oh, I feel much better!

Mikey: I think I'll go back home,

Casey: And then after I'm finished,

Leo:… I'll marry a lawn gnome!

Raph: Pffft, what?! Boy, that'd be so beautiful

Mikey: As happy as can be!

Casey: Because I don't care too much, you see,

Leo: (grinning like a fool) For my lobotomy!

All: (laughing harder) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I!

Mikey: I really need a job now,

Casey: I look in the paper,

Leo: But can't…never…find nothing! (Snickers as he stutters)

Raph: I have a crappy scraper!

Mikey: (giggling) But I'll keep on looking,

Casey: I'll look 'till I can't see!

Leo: If you want someone whose nuts,

Raph: Be a guy who's called 'Casey'!

("HEY!" Casey cried)

All: (laughing again, nearly dropping the pizza boxes) Oh, Idey idey idey idey idey idey I! Oh I, dee, daye, dee, daaaaayye!

The first thing April and Donatello heard as they came out of the lab was the sound of laughter coming from the turnstiles, and soon enough, the owners of the laughter appeared stumbling through into the lair, hanging off one another as they laughed like fools. Donnie and April shared a smirk. "So, I guess you guys had fun collecting pizza," April giggled.

The four boys sobered up a little (apart from Mikey and Casey as they shared a nervous look), "Yeah, Irish Drinking songs again," Leo chuckled, "but don't worry, we didn't drop them or anything."

"Yeah," Raph said as he opened the pizza boxes, "they're just…HUH?!"

Three pizza slices from the box Leo held were missing.

Leo and Raph shared a flat look. They then turned a glare to Mikey and Casey.

There were red sauce stains over their mouths.

They grinned sheepishly.

"Oh, would you look at the time!" Casey exclaimed, "We'd better go! RUN MIKEY!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

"WE'RE NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"

"MIKEY!"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"

A/N: Hello again! I'm sorry to say, but I'm running out of ideas! I'll make as many as I can, but i don't know how funny they will be! I OWN NOTHING!