A/N I own nothing but the shame, all characters go respectively to JK Rowling.
Really short. It was the last little thing I wrote for this story. Thank you all for the wonderful comments. (Hermy, Harry1675, Riley, Sharmandrial, and Tamarichan) You made me just a little bit less ashamed to post this. :)
Thanks to James' begging and the fact school hadn't even started in their own time, James managed to convince Dumbledore to let him attend third year classes with Albus and Scorpius. Al wasn't particularly happy about this, but if it meant being able to keep James from screwing up and making the 'to Obliveate' list grow longer, he'd allow it.
Sadly not even James' gifted silver tongue could convince the Headmaster to allow Teddy to join them. They all begrudgingly had to admit allowing a 22 year old to attend any classes, let alone third year's, was completely out of the question. Teddy did not mind, however, the Headmaster instead had suggested he help out Professor Lupin in DADA.
The students were just now making their way to Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class when Albus started to regret letting James join them.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE MISSED THE HIPPOGRIFFS!?"
"It's all Malfoy's fault," Ron answered James glumly. "The git had to be an idiot. Now all we do is mess with flobberworms."
"Dick move man!" James yelled behind him towards Draco. His gang had been stalking behind theirs, trying to get Harry's attention with their dementor impressions since crossing paths at the courtyard. The various 'boos' and 'oooahs' had been trying on everyone's nerves.
"What did you say!" Draco yelled back, starting to stamp towards them.
"I said dick move man!" James threw over his shoulder, paying no mind to the glaring Slytherin coming up behind him. "Because of you everyone has to suffer the fate that is flobberworms . . ." He did then decided to face the glowering Slytherin grinning. "Then again, we should all send howlers to your mom for making us suffer your very existence."
Albus face palmed.
Draco barely had enough time to raise his wand before Scorpius was, yet again, on top of James trying to strangle out the redhead's last breath. Only a few snatches of "bastard" and "my grandmother" could be heard from the two rolling in the dirt.
Malfoy, not really sure what to do or what really was happening, sulked back to his group.
When the fighters were finally pulled apart, everyone started back on their way to class. Right before they reached Hagrid's hut Albus kicked James in the shin.
"What was that for!?"
"I happen to like Narcissa, she gives me candy."
Wrapping his arm around Scorpius, Albus steered the two ahead to the already assembled class.