The Drabble Diaries
by Tomoyo-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA. Written from the point of her new OC boyfriend who will never show up again.
Crazy - June 15, 2012
Winry in a tiny Xingese dress. That was something that he never wanted to see again. Not because she didn't look hot, but because her boys would kill him if he did. Edward and Alphonse were more than fond of their blond almost-sister. And sometimes he wondered if the littler (older?) one went even past that.
The first time she had brought him home to them and introduced him as her boyfriend his first thought was that one of them was going to die from the shock. His next thought was that he was. Ed wasn't just glaring daggers as much as meter long butcher knives.
Alphonse had seemed much better at first, but when the blond had pulled him aside for a few minutes he had seen the family resemblance. Al's smile as he casually threatened death and dismemberment if he did anything to harm Winry would haunt his nightmares for months.
He didn't understand how she lived with them sometimes. They each had their own special brand of crazy. Then he realized that Winry wasn't the usual girl either; that was what had attracted him to her. So for one brief moment, he praised their crazy. Then wondered how he was going to survive it.
Note: Despite being American, I decided to go with metric here, as the series is set in a Europe type area which uses metric and so would any characters would think/speak using metric terms. Also this is the first where I start skipping dates. It will happen (a lot) more.