The Drabble Diaries
by Tomoyo-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Drrr.
I'll Carry You Home - July 25, 2012
Shizuo was a really stupid drunk.
No wonder he didn't like beer if this was what he turned into. Normal Shizuo was an imbecilic object throwing diversion. Drunk Shizuo couldn't so much as string two thoughts together and he kept falling over everything.
How Izaya ended up being the one carting him home he refused to think about. Needless to say he was not pleased.
I should leave him in an alley somewhere.
He seriously considered the thought as he walked the next block. But by then he was only three blocks from Shizuo's place so he might as well finish the job. He dropped (literally) the barely conscious blond on the doorstep of his apartment. No need to actually get him in the door.
Job complete.
"Well, it's been fun, but I never want to see you again." Izaya was about to make his retreat when something caught the back of his jacket. Shizuo had reached up and grabbed the hem.
"You..."
"I what? I really can't wait around all day, Shizu-chan."
"You... Smell like a girl."
Seriously, where had that come from? A girl?
"And you smell like a brewery. So long Shizu-chan."
And detangling Shizuo's fingers from his person, Izaya left the immediate surroundings as quickly as possible.
Still, when he reached the safety of his own rooms, he took a quick sniff of the sleeves of his coat. Just to make sure he didn't smell like a girl.