JimmytheVampireKing: hey guys what's up what's up I'm bringing in a new chapter for you guys! By the way I'm trying to think of a story to type for my profile (besides Jimmy vs., coming soon) so help me out here. Anyways here is the chapter.

The Birthday Boy, The Land of Aaa, and the Unknown Enemy Part 1

Jimmy's P.O.V

5:00 am

I woke up on the chair. Hating today because today is my birthday. I'm officially fourteen. I must have said that out loud because Ryder woke up and questioned, "It's your birthday today?"

"Yeah, it is." I said depressingly

"Why are you depressed, you should be happy?" Ryder exclaimed all happy like.

"Well, when it's your birthday and you can't celebrate it with any of your friends and family because you are in another dimension, would you be happy?" I questioned.

"Well when you put it in that way, I guess not." Ryder said with a depressed tone.

I sighed, "No Ryder, your right, I should be happy." Then a thought dawned on me. "We should go and see if the Princess fixed the portal."

Ryder replied while shouting "ADVENTURE TIME!" Then I covered his mouth.

"Rule one; we don't wake anyone up okay?" I asked. Ryder pouted as we went to the Candy Kingdom. It wasn't hard to find considering it was in plain sight. It was like a fifteen minute walk from Finn and Jake's tree house. We came up to the sleepy Candy Kingdom. We went right past the sleeping banana guards that were protecting the gate. We soon found the castle and we started to wonder if we came too early, but we saw a light on in the castle so we went in. We saw PB in the middle of the main hall working on the portal.

"HI PB!" Ryder shouted and I slapped him upside the head for it.

"Rule 2, don't yell." I said

"Fine." He said in his agitated voice.

"Hi Ryder, Hi Jimmy." Was all the princess said. She sounded depressed.

"Hey PB, why are you sad?" I questioned. She stood there for a little bit, motionless. Then she turned around and I could see her eyes glissading, ready to cry.

She looked up at Ryder and me and the words she said stunned me, "Aaa is destroyed." Was all she stated before she broke down crying.

My jaw dropped when PB said that. I looked over to Ryder to see him on the floor passed out. He must have fainted. How are we going to tell Fionna and Cake? I can't just walk up to them and say that their dimension is destroyed.

After a couple of minutes I decided to get PB to stop crying, once she did I decided "Do you think I should tell Fionna and Cake?"

"I don't think we should." Said a now conscious Ryder.

"But Fionna and Cake are our friends, we should at least tell them." I rebutted

"No Jimmy," PB said, then continued, "From now on, this is a royal promise ok?" asked the pleading Princess.

"Fine," replied an angry Jimmy, "But I don't like this and are you sure Aaa is destroyed?"

"You want to see?" PB questioned, but before she could get a reply she pressed a button on the machine and an image came up in front of us of a barren wasteland, the skies were gray and the grass was dead. In the back round it was the Candy Kingdom. All of the buildings looked gray and some were toppled over and some buildings were just rubble now.

… Neither Ryder nor I could come up with any words. "See, I told you." That was all PB said before she pressed the button again and the image was gone.

"I'm going to go for a walk." I said before leaving.

"Wait for me!" shouted Ryder from behind me

Ryder and I left the still sleepy Candy Kingdom. Finn told me what happened when he broke a royal promise, so I really don't want to break this promise even though it hurts to. I was so caught up in my thinking that we walked straight into the dark forest. "Um… Jimmy?" Ryder asked

"What?" I questioned

"What is THAT?" he shouted. When I turned around I was meet by probably the most disgusting site I have ever seen. It was about 15 feet high and it looked like it was dead for years, he had a mixture of flesh and bones on his body, his left horn was gone but his right horn is swirled ( or whatever you want to call his right horn) and He has a cloak over his mid-section.

"Hello Ryder and Jimmy." He said calmly.

Ryder and I jumped when he said our names. "How do you know our names?" I asked.

"Well who doesn't, two humans who came here in a portal, one who knows his way around a knife and another one who knows magic. And they both joined my mortal enemy Finn the Human." He spat that last part out like it was venom in his mouth.

"What do you have against Finn?" Ryder questioned

"I've already spent too much time talking to you mortals, tell Finn I said that I'm back." Then he disappeared into the darkness.

"Well… that happened." I blurted out.

"We better get to Finn." Ryder said.

I only nodded. When then left the dark forest to go tell Finn what happened.

Jimmy: sorry I made this so short I just really needed to post something to tell the loyal readers that we're alive. I went through a lot so I might as well tell you guys. First I broke my kidney, don't ask how just go with it, then I went on family vacation for a while, Lastly, I was depressed for a while because I couldn't try out for football T_T. So again I'm sorry for not posting sooner and I want to say thanks to twinzombiekiller for letting me work on the story with him and for letting me rant in this AN so until next time I'm JimmytheVampireKing and thank you for reading. PEACE OUT!