Summary: Nat and Rave are having some issues with their relationship, Rian and Kenzie fill the need to intervene, and Eddward? Uh, let's just say he know what it feels like to be a father-like figure to two seventeen year olds.
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Rian Deyvn Hallows belongs to deadlydoll, while Kenzie Louanne Trese belongs to me. Nathan Kedd Goldberg belongs to c2ndy2cid, and James Rave Castellanos belongs to kirakurry. Jewels Beats & Books belong to a friend. I do not own any chacter(s) in Ed, Edd n Eddy. I do not own Pokemon, Panic at the Disco!, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mumford & Sons, Two Door Cinema Club, or Star Wars.
". . ." = speaking verbally
'. . .' = thoughts, speaking mentally
Call Your Girlfriend. Chapter Two.
Jewels Beats & Books shone brightly in neon blue letters in front of the store. Three teens stepped out of a twenty twelve all black challenger. A tall, lean young man held the door open for two ladies, who were bouncing in excitement. They all noticed as they walked in, the walls were completely black, but the room still seemed bright. And a lot larger on the inside, than from the outside.
It seemed like a stereotypical CD store, at first glance, with all the types of genre of music. From R&B, Metal, Eletronic, Rock, Old school, Hip Hop, Classic, Pop, Dubstep, Alternative, amd even KPop.
But that was only the left side of the store. The right side consisted of nothing but books. Like a mini Barnes & Noble. And from the looks of it, there was an area in the very back, where you could relax, read, and listen to music. It was a pretty cool layout.
"Hi, welcome to Jewel's Beats and Books. Is there anything you're looking for in particular today?" The girl behind the counter said. She was wearing a long sleeved Falling In Reverse band tee. Her hair was cut short in the back, with it getting longer in the front. Her eyes were a deep ocean blue, that almost became grey in the iris, complimenting her blue fringe.
"Hello. No, we're just looking, thank you." Kenzie replied with a smile.
When she didn't get a response, she looked back towards the girl and noticed her mouth was ajar. Eyes wide, and eyebrows up. She was staring at Eddward. No shirt Eddward.
She nudged Rian with her elbow, nodding her head at the girl with a snicker, before walking off to the dubstep section. Rian smirked and walked over tothe girl.
"You might want to close this sweet pea," she closed the girls mouth, and walked over to the books. "Unless you're going to use it, of course. Then that's okay."
The girl started blushing, busying herself with her forgotten sketch book. Kenzie giggled, putting on the new Benny Benassi CD, and drowniny out the rest of the world. Eddward, oblivious to everything else, kept looking through the ninetiesnineties section. Rian found the Art of War, lounged back in a bea bag chair.
.: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW:.
It was like this EVERYTIME.
Whenever he around anything with legs, he'd jump on them like a cat with catnip. Like he didn't get any on a daily basis. And these girls were attractive, so that just made things worse. Well... maybe by not a lot. That redhead waw fiery, and sassy. It suited her.
What was her name again? Rian.
Rave unknowingly smirked, gaining his boyfriend's attention as well.
"Oh! You're undressing that redhead chic, aren't ya?"
Rave in return gave Nat a disgusted sneer.
"What? It's not like I'm not doing the same with the fute brunnette." He rose his hands up defensively.
"Ugh," Rave pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to ward off the oncoming headache. "Why am I datiny you again?"
The teal haired boy's face became abruptly serious, as he turned to his boyfriend and stated, "Because I'm the King of Butts, and you wanted to be my Queen."
Rave stared at Nat, blinked once, twice, before turning towards the exit of Barnes & Noble and headed to thr car.
"Oh come on babe! You know that was hilarious!" Nat yelled while running after him.
Rave blatantly ignored the other boy, deciding he didn't even deserve a snarky comment.
They both got into Rave's mini Cooper and drove off, awaiting a message from their shark friend.
.:BACK OVER THE RAINBOW:.
Said shark out of water had just left from the CD store, with his girls, and was driving them home.
"So ladies," Eddward said as he pulled into the freeway. "What are having for dinner?"
"Well I'm craving grilled asparagus, what about you soulmate?" Rian looked back at Kenzie.
"That sounds delicious, maybe pasta to go with it?"
"All right, all right. So Butter and Garlic pasta, with grilled asparagus. Meat or not?" The swimmer asked while pulling into the driveway of their house.
Both girls looked at each other, before simultaneously answering 'nah.'
All three headed into the house, the girls up to their rooms to change. While Eddward went into the kitchen to start dinner. After gathering everything he sent a quick text to Rave: "Dinner is at five. GrilleD asparagus, Butter and Garlic Pasta. If you don't like what is on the menu, don't bother coming over." Short, and to the point.
Putting two pots of water on the stove, he waited till they were boiling, putting the asparagus in one and the noodles in the other. Making sure neother would spill over, he made his wag way up to his own room, with his purchases, as well.
Rian immediately changed out of her normal clothesc and into a supergirl sportsbra, and booty shorts. What could she say? She felt comfortable with her body. Especially at home. Putting her phone and iPod on the charger, she took her CD and a blanket downstairs to meet with the other two. For their "family bonding time," as Kenzie would call it.
Said dancer was also changing out of her outside clothes, and into her own pair of batman sportsbra and booty shorts. Now, she wasn't saying she was Batman. But you've never her and Batman in the same room together, wink wink.
Kenzie grabbed her laptoo, phone cord, phone (duh), and multiple CDs to take downstairs. It was time to add more music to her colletion. Also known as bonding time with her two bestest friends in the world. Well, soulmate, and sharkfriend.
She walked downstairs to Rian putting in the CD she brought from the store. As Ms. Jackson started playing, Kenzie couldn't help but look over at the redhead and nod her head in appreciation.
Eddward finally made his way downstairs in only a pair of sweats, with Rian sitting on one of the couches with her blanket and nodding to the beat of the music. Kenzie was also nodding her head, while messing with her laptop in the beanbag chair.
He still couldn't get over ho she end up 'convincing' him to let her keep it in the living room.
And then Eddward actually listened to what was playing and couldn't stop the sneer on his face. Panic at the Disco? Really? Scoffing lightly, Eddward went into the kitchen to check on the pasta and the asparagus.
Placing the asparagus on a tray to cook later, Eddward drained the pasta and began making the sauce. A basic mixture of melted butter and garlic powder. With dinner nearly finished, Eddward put everything on the island, to finish when the guest arrived.
Going back into the living room, Eddward sat on the couch next to Rian and tried to relax. But as another song by that grouo started playing, he knew he had to say something. He quickly got up, and turned the volume down, facing Rian. who was looking at him like he had grown two heads.
"Uh, problem?" The redhead asked.
"Yes, actually. How can you stand this... mediocre trash?"
"Excuse me?"
"Yes, I shall this once. But you still must answer my question."
"Okay, first of all, don't get smart with me mister." Rian got up from the couch, hip cocked to the side. "And second, what do you Mediocre trash?"
"This is Panic at the Disco, correct?"
"Duh."
"Then my statement still stands."
"Look here you little shit. There is nothing wrong with Panic at the Disco."
"Except that they suck."
"Like you would know anything about bands?"
"Actually I am quite knowledgeable on the subject of bands."
"Oh really? And which bands meet your standard oh sherlock?"
"Hmm, well I'm more of a Mindless Self Indulgence kind of guy."
Rian scoffed, "Mindless Self Indulgence? Seriously? And you call my band mediocre trash. I guess that would make yours toxic waste, huh?"
Eddward glared, "I'll hav you know, their music is mkre relatable and appeals to audiences of our age group."
"I grew up with Panic at the Disco, thank you!"
"Oh so you knew them when they were children? You should have told them not to pursue careers as music artists. Would have saved them a whole lot of trouble, my dear."
"Why you pompous bastard! Kenzie!"
The brunette looked up like a deer in headlights, hoping her 'im not here, you cannot see me, therefore I do not exist' mantra would have worked. Obviously it didn't.
"Yes?" She answered cautiously.
"Which one is better?" Rian asked with a determined look in her eye.
"Yes, you shall be the deciding factor in this debate." Eddward also turned to kenzie.
"Uh, well look, I actually like both. So I dont think I can help with this one."
"No, this must be settled."
"well, why don't we sit down and talk about this like grown adults?"
"so you mean Nerf war till the death like crazy six year olds hopped on a sugar rush?" Rian asked with a tilt of her head.
"Exactly, " Kenzie nodded her head.
Rian's face morphed from innocent to devious so quickly, that satan didn't know whether to be proud or scared himself.
Eddward pinched the bridge of his nose, mumbling something about family time becoming child's play time, while Rian rushed to the hallway closet to get the "machinery" for their war.
She threw Eddward's to him, and walked to the opposite side of the room. The shark stridded to his end of the room. Yes, strided, because he honestly couldn't do anything less mature considering what he was about to partake in.
"Y'all know the rules. No below the belt moves, this is not street fighter. No dirty tricks. No using your looks to distract the other opponent, baby shark. three hits to the body counts as a loss. Three losses mean game over." Kenzie spoke, stil on the flor, not once looking up from her laptop.
"May the odds forever be in your favor chosen ones! Begin!"
And all hell broke lose, before the guest could even show.
.:COUNTING GOLD FROM OVER THE RAINBOW:.
Rave heard is phone vibrate, as did his companion.
"I'll get it since you've got your hands full." Nat said while reaching over to get his boyfriend's phone. He quickly read through the text message, and couldn't help but let out a manly squeal.
"Turn the car around, we're going to see our girls." ,
"Eddward is actually letting us come over?"
"Mhmm, so grt a move on. We havr a fiery redhead, and a spunky brunnette to flirt with. Right under the shark's nose, mwhaha." He spoke while practically bouncing up and down, pushing against the raven.
Said boy shook Nat off of him, telling him to stop being an idiot, and that he was going to make them crash. He popped a uturn at the light, and it wasn't long before they were pulling up to the shark's den.
.:TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE GOING BACK OVER:.
Honestly, he didn't know how it had gotten like this. One minute he only had a Evee, who eolved into a Flareon, to deal with. Next thing he knew, he had a angry Dewott, that seemed to want redemption for something.
All he did was hit her with one of his Nerf bullets, accidentally causing her to delete a whole playlists of songs she had been building up since before time. Or more exactly, when she figured out how to make a playlists. He didn't do anything wrong, right?
The shark had to continuously remind himself of this as he dodged another wave of Nerf bullets. And then it quiet.
Too quiet.
He slowly looked from behind the wall he was using to protect himself, to the direction he thought the girls were in. Scanning the area of any wild Pokémon, he never noticed tip of a Nerf Pistol poised at his head.
"Put your weapon on the ground, and raise your hands in the air. Or I'll shoot." A voice said lowly.
The shark froze immediately, and moved his hands in defense. As he put his weapon down, he looked back at the short Dewott.
"I'm quite surprised you were able to snuck up on me like that. You've Gotten better, haven't you?"
"Hn."
"Oh, are you still mad at me for the playlist?"
"It wasn't just any playlists, shark. It was the perfect playlists. And it will take me at least three days just to get it back to even half of what it was. No thanks to you."
"Pandzie, love, I said I was sorry. And you know how difficult it is for me to admit when I'm wrong."
"Yes well, sorry doesn't get Mumford & Sons, and Two Door Cinema Club back!" The brunnette had mometarily let er cool down, and turned her weapon away from her captive. Thus giving him a chance to grab her weapon and his own.
"Now, now, what have I told you about letting your emotions get the best of you during war?" He said as he raised both towards her.
She glared daggers at him, while raising her hands, "That'll it would lead to my downfall."
"Mhm, and now I must show you what it look like," he said whike taking one of her pistols, two Nerf bullets, and pushing both into the opening.
"Eddward, why are shoving both of them in there lik that?!"
"Because it will caus your weapons to be weapon to be useless for you."
"You bastard!"
The shark smirked, and was about to reply when the air was knocked out of him as he was tackled to the ground.
"Take that, you fish eater!"
"Ugh, did you have to take me head on?" He askes, after getting his breath back.
SLAM!
.:IT TASTED LIKE SKITTLES:.
Rave and Nat got out of the car, only to hear, 'Eddward, why are you shoving both of those in there like thay?!'
They both looked at each other, not knowing whether to be worried or aroused. Nat was a bit of both actually.
Then they heard a crash, and something about Eddward being a fish eater. I mean, they both thought he liked hot dogs.
And then one of the girls going head on?
They kind of just let their babies take over and slammed through the unlocked door. They were a bit curious as to why the three of them decided to get sexual without them.
But what they saw, was a bit different than what they imagined.
Kenzie as in the archway of the living room and hallway, attempting to pull out Nerf bullets from what looked like a Nerf pistol. 'Where the hell did she even get one of those.' Went through both of their heads.
And Rian? She was ontop of Eddward. Like literally straddling the older male screaming about him eating fish. A Nerf sword and a bow lay abondaned farther dowm the hall.
Rave gave a small cough to alert the three of them. They all turned to them.
Rian's faced paled a bit, eyes looking like she was ready to bolt, and slid off of Eddward. She slowly crawled backwards behond Kenzoe to hide.
Kenzie comtinud to pull on the darts, "Hey guys. When did you get here?"
"Yes, because you both do know its against the law to break into another's home, correct?" Eddward drawled as he picked himself uo with what one could call embarrassed grace. Not many saw the shark so calm and carefree. Outside of his natural habitat of course.
"Well we were just in the neighborhood," Nat spoke with such casualness, you wouldn't have thought he was turned on by what he heard outside. "Qnd thought 'hey I'm craving some apple pie,' while Rave was loke, 'you know I have a hankering for some pumpkin pie. We should go see if Eddward has any.' And whattaya know, the man sure knows how to deliver." Nat grinned lecherously at the girls, causong Rave and Eddward to roll their eyes.
Kenzie had to let what the teal haired boy say register before she dropped her jaw and her Nerf pistol. Rian turned as red as her hair, ujable to stop the eep from slipping out.
"Nii-san..." Rian whined, pushing her face into the area of Kenzie's shoulder blades.
Eddward glared at the boy, hoping the force would work this time. Nat was threat, making his sister uncomfortable. It had to work.
"If you're done with your blatant display of flirting with my sisters..."
"Nii-san, you're getting angry again. Remember your-"
"Shut it imouto-chan." He interrupted with no spite, still focused on the Butts of Threats.
Kenzi closed her mouth with a soft sigh, getting up to dust her shorts off. She grabbed the redhead's hand, pulling her up as well.
"Come RiRi, I think we should put some actual clothes on for our guest." Kenzie said with a gentle smile, guiding them up the stairs to their room.
It was then when the boys finally took in the girls' apperance. Booty shorts, and sportsbras? Damn. They were really comfortable with each other, even Eddward was just in sweats.
When he heard the twin sounds of doors closing, Eddward sighed heavily, and looked at his "guests."
"Must you two make things so difficult?" He said with a narrowing of eyes, q sliver of a frown.
Nat gained a look of insult, while Rave scoffed. "I didn't even do anthing. This idiot just doesn't have a connection from his brain to his mouth."
Nat then turned to his so called boyfriend in disbelief, "Uh, hello! you're suppose to be defending me!"
Rave slowly turned to Nat, and spoke with an air of nonchalance, "Yes, when you actually need it. I can't when its the truth."
Nat just crossed his arms, lips closed in a thin line.
Eddward watched their interaction with outward mild interest, and inward surprise. It wasn't like the two hadn't always argued like this, but now it seemed like there was more to the story.
"Why are you two dating?" The shark spoke aloud.
Both looked at hom, one with a grimace, and the other with a look of unsureness.
Eddward gave another sigh, rubbing his temples. "I see. If you both are going to have your marital issues, please have them somewhere else. I don't need my girls exposed to them."
Nat proceeded to ramble about him supposing to be there for his friends, and helping them get through their problems.
Upstairs a door silently closed, with a smirking girl, very grateful for the events occuring. 'Nat and Rave are having relationship problems? Maybe we can help?'
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