"If we were going to kill someone, what could we use?" Marcus asked.
Stewie was taking the puppies into his room where he kept all of his weapons. The puppies were strongly against Stewie's idea, which they thought was a really weak plan. The five of them were looking through Stewie's weapons, mostly finding stuff Stewie used to kill Lois, but failed.
"Hey, what's this?" Jenny asked running to a failed weapon.
"It's a drill hovercraft", Stewie answered.
The invention had a drill on the front end, but the hovercraft itself was totaled.
"This thing is awesome!" Ollie said. "Is there any chance we could fix it?"
"Ugh, that thing took me a long time to put together", Stewie said. "Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to fix it?"
"We can help you", Briana said picking up a wrench.
"I want to drive it when it's done!" Jenny said.
Marcus shook his head, taking the tools away from his sisters.
"Maybe we should use something simpler", he said. "Can you imagine how much trouble we'd be going through if we used this?"
"Yeah", Stewie said. "We might get a repeat of what happened to me."
Jenny steered the hovercraft into the kitchen were Vinny was. She smirked as she watched Vinny look in the refrigerator for a beer. She looked at the controls and pressed the button to activate the drill. Jenny pushed the handle to make the hovercraft fly at full speed toward Vinny, but apparently full speed wasn't fast enough. Vinny closed the refrigerator door and walked out of the kitchen. Jenny screamed as she drove the drill into the wall where it stayed, but she and the hovercraft spin in circles, banging against the floor.
"Help, somebody!" she yelled. "I'm blacking out!"
Ollie laughed as he watched his sister hurt herself. He sat down and flicked coins at the hovercraft, watching them bounce off in different directions as Jenny continued hitting the floor.
"Good point", Jenny said backing away from the hovercraft.
"Hey, look at this", Ollie said pulling out a crossbow. "Can we use this?"
"Tried it to kill Lois", Stewie said. "The arrow just bounced off everything else."
"Let's see what it can do."
Ollie loaded the arrow onto the crossbow. Everyone hid in the toy box as they watched him pull the trigger. The arrow went flying all over the room, bouncing from wall to wall until it went out the open door. Ollie quickly tossed the weapon when they heard Meg screaming in pain.
"Okay, that idea's out", Marcus said. "Now what?"
"What does this thing do?" Briana asked holding some kind of ray gun.
"I say!" Stewie smiled. "I haven't seen that thing in ages! It's my old mind control ray gun."
"Does it still work?"
Briana pushed a button, sending the ray gun's waves to herself on accident. She stood there with her eyes wide and her face emotionless like a zombie.
"Eh, it'll wear off in a couple hours", Stewie shrugged.
"Don't you have anything we could use?" Marcus asked. "Like a normal gun or something?"
"I have a whole weapons espionage right here."
Stewie pulled the baseball bat in the toy box, opening up his closet to reveal all sort of weapons. Marcus looked at a ball that sat inside and pressed a button on it.
"Marcus, don't!" Stewie said.
There was a bright flashing light between Marcus and Stewie.
"What was that?" Stewie asked in Marcus' voice.
"Damn it!" Marcus said in Stewie's voice. "We switched bodies."
"Awesome!" Ollie said as the others watched them.