A drunken Spike looked at Twilight Sparkle and Rarity through the doorway of the house and greeted them. Shadows made by his own head cast over his face, making no emotion visible. "Spike is drunk again, and he's going to do something to you Rarity," Twilight mumbled. "Who?" Owlowiscious asked. "Not if I get to you, first!" Pedo Bear said coming from behind Spike. "Give it to me! Who says that I can't lead?" Rarity said with the smell of daisy whine on her breath. She jumped on Pedo Bear and started dry humping him vigorously. Even he couldn't handle it, but it was too late to stop the madness. Twilight grabbed Spike and put him on her back to ride away. Spike took an inhale of his weed and said, "Far out dude. Want to fuck?" … You guys should get the vibe that this is Spike from the series. "No Spike!" Twilight answered. "We can fuck later after we get Rainbow Dash and Applejack is finished cumming." While not looking, Twilight ran full speed into Discord's statue and left a crack in it. Discord was freed and SHIT JUST GOT REAL. "Hello," he told Twilight, who immediately ran away in fear into Fluttershy's cabin. "Fluttershy," Twilight said, "Discord is freed, Rarity is drunk and dry humping Pedo Bear, and Spike is high!" Rainbow Dash flew in- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. Rainbow Dash was last seen on the Catholic Jesus ship! What is she doing here? Hmmmm, continuity…. I know! That Rainbow Dash is the Dash from while this Dash is the actual Dash OMG LOL I HAS ZEE CONTINUITY! Anyway, Rainbow Dash flew in through the window and yelled, "LOUDER!" Fluttershy replied by whispering, "Yay," and both were led by Twilight to Canterlot to find Princess Celestia at her throne being held hostage by Voldemort. The Dark Lord screamed, "NYAAAAAHHHH!" and disapparated with Celestia. Princess Luna came into the room and asked, "Where's my sister?" Morgan Freeman sitting in a comfortable armchair by a fireplace in a library answered her, "Voldemort took her hostage, and according to the script, Nightmare Moon, your counterpart, will come to take you too." Nightmare Moon came and took Luna. Celestia came through the doors and asked, "Where's my sister?" and looked in horror at the full moon. A crazy look went on her face and she looked back at Twilight, Rainbow, and Fluttershy. She was in fact Molestia and the real Celestia was taken… or was she the real Celestia? She grabbed Fluttershy by her long pink hair and faced her back, which was dripping with Molestia's drool and saliva. "Have you ever had a horn up your plot?" Molestia asked violently. "Yes," Fluttershy answered, "I have had a horn up my plot, at least in … wait that was my counterpart." Applejack from then teleported in with the Pinkie Pie and Deadpool, masters of the dimensions- the ones who truly know that there is a script- and said, "Fuck you, I can eat all of these apples!" Pinkie Pie, the one from series, broke the fourth wall shortly by helping a fur fag clop for a minute to this story and returned back with Mike the Microphone and Azekahh who were reading it on their Youtube channels. Those guys will read anything, but will they survive?! And if they're still reading, that means that it's their counterparts from an alternate universe in this story OMG LOL I HAS ZEE CONTINUITY! The two fended off Molestia by summoning their brony brethren Yap Lap (Solrac), Saber Spark, and ACRacebest (Race) and together they grabbed her flowing cosmic hairs and threw her into Morgan Freeman sitting in his armchair narrating back and forth between the lives of penguins and what was happening. She molested him by clamping her hooves around his junk and started jerking him off at the speed of light which turned them into pure energy allowing them to teleport somewhere… alone… he never stood a chance ( ). With their chance, the actual Twilight, Fluttershy, cum-filled Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie Pie from , Deadpool, a molested Pedo Bear, and the now arrived Applejack, Dr. Whooves, and Big Macintosh teleported to the universe of the Jesi. The Brony Brethren remained in Equestria to fend off even more, but that's another story! Meanwhile Mormon Jesus was searching for the Runka Chunk, and once he arrived in the New Grounds Multiverse, he found the fat beast working on another shitty flash, trying to be stopped by Tank Man and The Sarge, who both sounded familiarly like Lyle from Sanity Not Included…. Anyways, he proposed ultimate power to Rina Chan, the power to make all of the flashes she wanted to. She and her crew accepted and became the allies of Thanos and Mormon Jesus. In another place, Michael Keaton and Tom Sawyer were done dry humping without talking, but the Savvy Cancer wasn't cured! "Oh, that's right savvy," Michael Keaton said. "I adopted you, savvy. We're not blood related savvy. I must find my Batman counterpart, savvy, and dry hump him without talking for 24 hours." "I think I'll do the same with Willy Wonka to cure myself, savvy," said Jack. Jack and Willy began to dry hump each other. "SHIT SAVVY!" The Archangel exclaimed. "I HAVE SAVVY CANCER, SAVVY! I must find John, The Demonic Angel, savvies, and dry hump him too." Meanwhile on the Catholic Jesus ship, Donkey Kong, Caesar, Curious George, and Mogilla Gorilla schemed for a monkey conquest. They must get their ultimate weapon, King Kong.
AFTER THIS, I'LL START MAKING CHAPTER NAMES