3: Which Story Will You Read First?
The actual Twilight and Applejack were… fucking his mother, Marty McFly was in the past and licking her tight prissy anus, which was younger and hotter than his present day mom's. "Mom, I never knew that your pussy used to taste so good," Marty said being muffled by his mom's body. The Chris Eccleston Doctor then arrived in his TARDIS and asked if he could be part of their intercourse, but was answered by Ms. McFly's wailing. She was… separated from the rest of the group and greeted by a shady figure. "What are you?" the thing rasped. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is Applejack," Twilight said with a friendly tone. "I'm Batman," the Dark Knight rasped as he moved out of the shade. "We need help finding the Elements of Harmony to stop Discord!" Twilight exclaimed. "I'm the help that you deserve, but not the help that you need. You are… cumming and Marty felt the juices go into his mouth. The Doctor pulled Dr. Emmett Brown out of his pocket- full sized person, by the way. When Marty and his mother were done Doc Brown said, "GREAT SCOTT! Marty, you fucked your own mother! That's some serious shit!" "I know, Doc, this is heavy," Marty said. Then a rumbling occurred and Rina Chan who was about to eat Dex, Lyle, Nina, and Amanda lifted off the house's roof. Just as they were out of her hand, the Brony Brethren teleported out of no where and caught them all and brought them to the ground with the help from Nintendo Capri Sun. Rina Chan shrunk down to her normal obese size and told the bronies, "Guys! It's me! Rina Chan! I'm a brony like you!" "You overrated piece of fat ass horse fucking shit!" yelled Peter the metal man known as Indestructo, one of the Archangel's followers. "You're not a real brony, you just get your hands on anything with a huge fan base and fuck everything up! Once you found out how popular bronies became and how there were cool ones, I bet you said, "Oh boy! Another crowd to join! I can care less about this fucking show!" You are… capable of finding these elements on your own, as long as you stay away from the Jesi Quests and find your center counterparts." Deadpool and Pinkie Pie from came from an alley, and they were like, "Sup guys? We weren't having sex in the alley." Deadpool overheard Batman's advice and said, "Well someone read ahead of the script." Pinkie added, "Yeah, why do you do that? It spoils everything!" Batman nodded and soon Robin slid down a stripping pole wearing sexy fag clothes and asked Batman, "When are we going, honey?" "Get back in the kitchen and make me some nachos bitch!" Batman yelled at Robin. Then the Batman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold yelled at Batman, "BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!" Soon Twilight noticed that they were on Sesame Street and Baby Bear came out screaming, "PAWAGE!" and was greeted with Robin's Savvy AIDS. Elmo took out his gun and shot at people. Everyone disbanded and no one died, Twilight was with AJ and Batman. Before leaving, Batman said, "There is a script to our lives. My research indicates that a dimensional being controls what we do, and plans our futures. For all I know, he has made this Multiverse corrupt and shitty. You must bring him down to our level of dimensioning and kill him while he is mortal. Otherwise, he can make Nazi zombies overrun the place." Batman just gave me an idea, and what happens now is that I write about the Nazi zombies teleporting with Hell Hounds, killing the Batmen and Fag Robin. Actually no. I like Batman too much to kill him off. I'll even keep Robin from the Adam West Batman alive. I don't like killing off characters in general, and if you don't like it, then can you please take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! (BTW, that was Tom Cruise's line from Tropic Thunder- yeah when he was the overweight hairy douchebag producer). By the way, it's the Christian Bale Batman. Then why is he with Robin? He's the Christian Bale Batman from this link- you won't be sorry ( watch?v=1-GkQihKYvM). Everyone escaped, but now the DC world is being overrun by Samantha Maxis, and little does she know that her enemies are… fucking pathetic!" Runka Chunk filled up with tears and yelled, "Fine! If I can't be part of the Bronyhood, or New Grounds, I'll stick with Mormon Jesus! For I will find Baby Jesus and eat him, and shit him out for Mormon Jesus!" She quickly grabbed one of Peter's party members, Takeo Masaki, and blasted off into space with her shit-flying powers and left everyone else. "NO! OUR LITTLE BUNDLE OF BADASS HAS BEEN TAKEN!" Dempsey yelled. "Do not fret, American," a drunk Nikolai reassured Dempsey. "Nothing a little vodka cannot fix!" "NO NIKOLAI, YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN RETARDED DRUNKARD!" Peter yelled at him while he was already pouring out vodka shots with Dex, Lyle, Nina, Amanda, Dempsey, Marty, Doc, and the Doctor. "We have to stay serious now! I need to regroup with my friends and brother, and you guys also have shit to do with Rina Fucking Chan!" Just then, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Doctor Whooves, and Big Mac teleported and interrupted the shots. The Doctor and Doctor Whooves closely examined each other, realizing that they have a way to rid of Savvy Cancer if they ever got it. The ponies ran off with Marty, his mother, Doc Brown, and the Doctor while Peter took Nikolai and Dempsey to get back Takeo and find Richtofen, for all of them were Peter's responsibility. The Sanity Not Included Group had their grudges against Rina Chan, but the Brony Brethren had to go with them to make sure that they wouldn't do that much harm to Runka Chunk. However, little did they know that the Rina Chan they were protecting wasn't necessarily the Rina Chan of Earth, yet instead she was the Rina Chan from Newground's Street Fighter: Chode. Nintendo Capri Sun was… scattered across the Multiverse! Samantha had her grudge against the super soldiers and Richtofen. Even though he was good, Catholic Jesus approached Sam from his ship and proposed a peaceful truce between them. He promised her Richtofen's blood, and she gave him her zombie army. Batman ditched the Robin that was never his sidekick and grouped with Anne Hathaway Catwoman, Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern, and Zack Snyder's Superman. They went off to the Green Lantern planet to prepare contact with the animated Young Justice universe. Twilight and AJ were teleported with Pinkie and Deadpool somewhere and I am lost in my own writing. Writing two perspectives at once is confusing, and it's hard to keep up with so many characters. If I can suck it up, you can too. Batman said to everyone, "We are… confused where to go, for he wanted to regroup with the Runaway Guys. For now, he chose to stick with the bronies and the Sanity Not Included group and would entertain them with his video game gameplays and commentaries. Azekahh, being a fanfic reader, would be one of the very few people who would understand the concepts behind this story's quantum physics and continuity. In other words, he knows that one of his alternate selves is in the story's author's dimension, as did Mike the Microphone. However, the only way that his alternate self could affect the story is if the author lets him write some of it out. Azekahh, Mike, this is me, the author, talking to you. That's not going to happen. You know why? BECAUSE I WRITE MY OWN SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA! You stick to reading, and I stick to writing. K? K. Love you 3… facing the end, people. We need to keep our sanity included, unlike those dumbass screw-ups that have no problem with sleeping together and anyone else. K? K. I'M BATMAN."
THIS IS THE END. K? K. FUCK YOU ALL. :3