2.5: What The Bronies Did In Equestria
Just as everypony teleported from Equestria, a dark cloud emerged from the wastelands behind the Everfree Forest. The bronies looked into the distance to spot the clouds moving on their own, and ponies running away in horror. Soon, a split within the clouds revealed Demise, the Hyrulian god who eventually is reincarnated into Ganondorf. Behind him lowered starships of the Galactic Empire of Darth Sidious, along with the Ring Wraiths from Lord of the Rings. Demise lowered to their level within the castle and threw a harmed Link in front of them. When Demise was about to strike at the bronies, Link got up and started fighting him, as if he were being forced to do whatever he was doing, forced by some higher dimensional being, none other but the one and only (within his own universe, at least) Nintendo Capri Sun. How is he brought down to their level, though? He isn't. Instead, he is an alternate NCS below the actual NCS's dimension. But how is he brought to Equestria? That's another story! When Link was pinned in a corner and Demise was about to strike him down, Molestia teleported back with a wounded Morgan Freeman and a confused NCS and she jumped onto Demise in a manner where they crashed through the wall and fell down the cliff's side while she stuck her horn up his godly evil ass. Now dealing with the Ring Wraiths, Race and Paleo held Saber in place and let go of him as Solrac threw him at the Ring Wraiths with his sonic booming scream. Saber, with a sword in hand, managed to chop off all of the dragons' heads, both necks and penises. He landed on a starship and began running on it in an anime fashion whilst deflecting lasers with his sword. When the Ring Wraiths recovered and were on the ground, Osama Bin Laden teleported into the Equestrian Universe while riding on top of a hijacked plane from American Airlines. The plane crashed into a majority of the ring wraiths and Osama jumped off after he surfed it and shot some shit up. For some reason, this version of Osama had a Buster Sword, Marcus Fenix's Chainsaw Gun, Darth Maul's lightsaber, Vinyl Scratch's Bass Canon Gun, and Squall's Gunblade. With the double lightsaber in one hand and the Buster Sword in another, he rushed at the storm trooper ground troops and cut shit up and deflected shit left and right. The whole fleet was dead within 6 minutes. Saber meanwhile broke into the starship and ran along and killed fuck tons of storm troopers and saved J.J. Abrams' Spock and Kirk and Joss Whedon's Buffy Summers, Faith Lehane, and Angel. Together they took over the ship and opened fire on the ship's incestuous metallic brothers and sisters in which some happened to be its mothers and fathers and uncles and aunts at the same time. However, though Osama's intentions were unknown, as the author I'll admit to you that he would have blasted the ship Saber was in even if he knew Saber was in there. With Vinyl's Bass Canon, he vaporized half of a ship and caused it to crash into the one Saber was in. Saber and the others evacuated safely, and Osama wrecked whatever shit was left to wreck. On the ground, Spock approached Osama and said, "Live long, and prosper." Osama stabbed Spock in the gut and he began to bleed out. Spock regenerated though because he did not want to die, but rather live long and prosper. The herd of bronies gathered everyone and teleported them to protect them from Osama. Some of the bronies went back in time to the occurrence of Marty McFly fucking his mom, while Faith, Angel, and Spock were teleported to Captain Jack Sparrow's ship.