Should I just play along?
I mean, #shelovesme. She's a part of me and I'm a part of her and separating these two parts will end up with #Cuba in the middle of #Russia and Russia in the middle of the #pacific ocean and the pacific ocean in the middle of #thesun.
Obliterating one of these two parts will be the big bang #inreverse.
#thebigde-bang.
But what if I #playalong and #mylife ends up with us married and she thinks #Ireallyloveher?
I don't see a way out of this except through.
But if I obliterate the other part she might find somebody else and move on…
Well, there are two ways out of this.
One is to kill Claire. But I don
't want o be a murderererererer
The other is to kill myself.
All in favor of #suicide?
Everybody in my little mental crowd raises his or her hand, except for one. Then #somebodyelse shoots her down with a #nerfgun.
Everybody's in favor.
And I think this is a good idea, because my mind is becoming a disturbing place.
I #can'tsleepatnight wondering how to fix all this.
And now, OH HOW BRILLIANT AM I, I can fix this.
And I won't even need to sleep at night.
Because I'll be fucking dead and dead people don't need sleep!\
#nextEinstein