Rob Lucci drove very fast down the curving road, trying to find the Interstate, until he passed an old sign with the words Galley-La on it. Behind the sign was an old-fashioned police car, and inside was a man with blond and slicked back on his head. He was wearing a yellow T-shirt, with white concentric circles in the middle of it, a belt around his waist with a little bag attached to it, and a pair of loose trousers tucked inside his boots, but the most distinct thin about him were the pair of orange goggles on his head and a denim jacket with flame detailed sleeves and a number 1 on the back.
He had been asleep until Lucci's car zoomed by, waking him in a second.
The man watched the car speed down the road and he snarled, "Not in my town you don't," before turning on his siren and going after him.
Lucci heard the sirens and muttered, "Oh no." Then an idea went into his head and he said, "Oh, maybe he can help me!"
Then, he heard loud bangs from behind him. Lucci pressed on the gas and shouted, "He's shooting at me! Why's he shooting at me!"
But the cop wasn't shooting at Lucci, the banging noise was due to the fact that his car was backfiring. "I haven't gone this fast in a long time! At this rate, my car will blow a gasket or something!" the man said to himself as he went after Lucci.
"Serpentine, serpentine!" Lucci muttered as he drove his car in that motion.
The cop saw this and said, "What the hell? Crazy hot-rodder."
In a nearby small town, a little reindeer wearing a red fire hat with a white X on it, was watering some flowers in flowerpots set around an old statue of a large man with short horns on his forehead,gills, sharp teeth from his lower lip pointing upward, and a beard. He also had curly hair that sprouted behind his neck from under a bandanna, and his large chest was covered by an unbuttoned shirt. He had a relatively small lower body in comparison to his large upper body, and he wore pants and simple boots.
There was an old woman with blonde hair and wearing an old train conductor's outfit.
There was a skeleton with an afro and wearing a suit, sitting on a stack of tires, looking really bored.
There was also a man with black hair, wearing a black shirt with a jolly roger wearing a Straw Hat, and black shorts and white shoes, messing with tires that kept leaning forward.
A man with a large frame, huge mane of pinkish hair, and a right eye that was shut for unknown reasons, wearing a tie-dye shirt and jean overalls, was sitting with dark-skinned man with a Fu Manchu moustache, a pointed goatee, long hair braided in a thick queue, that somewhat resembled a scorpion's tail, a scar running diagonally down his left eye and was wearing a small pointed sunglasses on his forehead, and they were watching the blinking yellow light on an old stoplight from in front of an outdoor café/gas station.
The pink-haired man stood up and said, "Yoi-yoi! Jabra, I'm telling you, every third blink is slower!"
The other man named Jabra glared at the taller man and snarled, "You used a lot of opium when you were younger, haven't you, Kumadori."
Then, the two men heard the sound of the banging of the cop's car backfiring, so they went closer to the edge of the road to see what was going on.
They were joined by another tall man with a blue buzzcut, what seemed to be a metal nose, two stitch-mark scars on his torso running down from the back of his neck, studded hands that look almost robotic in appearance, metal rigged suspenders, large, light blue hinges for elbows, large red ball and socket joint with "BF-37" written on them for shoulders, and forearms with large, light blue cubes, with what appeared to be halves of a star on them, and was wearing a red coconut tree Hawaiian shirt and a red speedo, who seemed to adjust his legs to make him look taller and allow him to look farther.
Lucci drove down the road until the town came into sight. "What?" Lucci said. "That's not the interstate."
Then he heard more bangs from the cop's car. "Whoa!" he shouted as he turned and accidently drove into several traffic cones. He took another turn where he saw a giant traffic cone.
"AHH!" he screamed as he made a quick turn onto the dirt and into a wire fence, where he ripped it out of the ground. He then started driving toward the outdoor café/gas station.
"I can't be the only one seeing this riiiiight?" Kumadori asked as he watched where Lucci went.
Lucci then drove through a stack of cans and headed straight for the people. A woman with raven hair was in the path of the car, when the robotic man grabbed her and used himself as a shield to protect her. Lucci made a turn, which resulted in part of the wire fence to scrape the paint on the cyborg's arm.
"Hey! You scratched my paint!" the man shouted angrily.
Lucci then started heading for a man with light orange hair, a long square nose, and wore a black cap.
Jabra grabbed the ginger and pulled him out of harm's way as Lucci got back onto the road. "BAKA!" Jabra shouted at Lucci.
Lucci then drove by the tire shop, where he knocked down all the stacks.
"My tires! Laboon! Watch out!" the skeleton shouted, getting onto his feet.
The black haired man gasped and took cover behind the stack of tires he was fiddling with and Lucci knocked them over, revealing a really terrified Laboon.
As Lucci drove down the road, the reindeer boy gasped and ran into a nearby firehouse.
Lucci drove around the statue and ended up destroying the flowers in the process, making the reindeer gasp in shock. The wire from the fence also wrapped around the statue, which stopped Lucci's car. Lucci pressed the gas pedal as hard as he could, still trying to get away, when finally, the statue was yanked out of its pedestal, which relieved Lucci, until it landed in the road behind him, making his scream, "AHHHH!"
Lucci drove through the road, and the statue, which had this spike on the bottom which was in the road, was tearing up the street. Lucci drove until the statue moved a certain way and went up this makeshift ramp and flew into the air, getting stuck in telephone pole wires. Lucci tried to drive again, stuck again, until Lucci went backwards like as if he were on a bungee cord, which resulted in him and his car getting stuck in the telephone pole wires and the statue of the man to go flying into the air.
"Fly away, Tom! Be free! Yoi-yoi!" Kumadori shouted.
"SHUDDUP KUMADORI!" Jabra and the cyborg snapped.
The statue flew toward it's pedestal, where the reindeer watched and ran back into the firehouse, screaming. The statue landed perfectly on the pedestal, as if nothing had happened.
Lucci just hung there in the air in his race car as the cop drove up to him, stepped out of his car, and said, "Boy…you're in a heap of trouble."
Lucci groaned as he fell unconscious.
"Let me at him, Paulie! This jackass nearly ran over Kaku! You think I'm going to let him live for that!" Jabra shouted as he ran over.
"Sorry Jabra, but we got to lock this kid up and give him a fair trial. We need to figure out exactly what happened," the police officer named Paulie said, as he wrote out a ticket.
"Come on! Just one scratch!" Jabra protested.
"Did you see what he did to Chopper's flowers," the raven-haired woman said angrily, as she carried the crying reindeer-boy hybrid toward the scene.
The old woman sitting nearby woke up and said, "Huh? What happened? I heard a bunch of noise."
"YOU SLEPT THROUGH WHAT JUST HAPPENED!" Jabra, Paulie and the cyborg shouted.
So yeah, the difference between the real Cars story and this one is that there are some extra people, and the small part that occurred after Lucci fell unconscious. And baka means idiot in Japanese, I think. And yeah, there's a little JyaKa in it, if you squint. There'll be a little more of that later.
Oda-san owns One Piece
Disney Pixar owns Cars
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