After The War

Chapter Three: Home

Hey bros, I am updating once again, yay! Now, let's answer the reviews for Chapter Two: Sixty-Eight Years:

TheDeadOne28 - You can expect him to be encountering an X-Box soon enough and about the eyepatch, well this chapter will explain! :D

Spamano4ever - Thank you! *le hug* XD

Awkwardsarcasm - Thank you too, I'm glad you like it and I won't be losing interest in this too soon! *le hug* :D

Now, time to begin the chapter!

I'm leaving the hospital today, joy. I'm not too sad I'm leaving, but at least when I was being swarmed by countries, I could just call the nurse and she would shoo them away. However, at home, I can't do that, sadly.

They removed the bullet from my shoulder which I didn't even know was there. They have put my foot in a cast and gave me crutches, they're all padded and plastic, not wooden and held together by leftover bandages, it's really strange. The doctors said my eye will never heal even if I am a country, they also told me it was too dangerous to not wear anything over my eye because apparently the skin will never grow over the socket, it'll just be an empty socket. And get this, they won't let me just wear an eyepatch because it's too loose, they're making me wear bandages that I have to change every two days, they say that I'll have to keep using the bandages forever.

Fratello brought me a change of clothes to go in, he brought me these bright pink, soft pj pants and a white tanktop. I am not amused at these clothes. Spain, fratello, and France got a kick out of it until they saw how skinny I was because the pants were a size 0 and the tank top was an extra small, but they were still hanging loosely off me. That was when fratello told me that when we got home, he was going to make a huge pot of pasta and I was going to eat it all.

Did I mention that France and Spain are accompanying us home and staying with us to help fratello until whenever they want to go home? I am not happy about this because I know France is just going to try to rape me and fratello while Spain will try to sleep with me. I don't get why Spain tries to sleep with me, I really don't.

So here I am, sitting in back seat beside my fratello who is catching me up on all that has happened while I've been gone while Spain drives and France looks out the window, seeming very bored. The Allies won World War Two, I guess it was for the better, but how I wish we kicked their asses and ruled.

Fratello just whipped out a rectangle, wait I know what it is, it's that I...IPhone, I think.

"Fratello, I got you this for your birthday, it's an IPhone, you can call people and it's touch operated!"

I nod as fratello hands me it like it's a baby, I press the button on the top and the screen lights up, effectively scaring the shit out of me. I see on the screen, it as an arrow and it says slide to unlock. Using my index finger, I slide the arrow and the arrow moves, it actually fucking moved! It makes a clicking sound and now I'm on a, um...homepage? I'm pretty sure that's what it's called. There's an orange box with a music note on it, I think that's where the music is stored, I tap it and a white screen pops up. It says 'there are no songs here', well okay, I'll get some songs later.

I turn it off and stick it in the pocket in my pink pj pants that by the way, I was told I looked adorable in by the nurses, they were so nice. France tried to make moves on them, but their eyes were on me because I am just that damn beautiful.

We're pulling into the driveway of...home? It looks smaller than I remember, but it's probably due to be being gone for sixty-eight years. Everyone gets out and so do I, with a little help from France who at every chance he got, touched my butt. I should've just said no to his help, but I really couldn't get out my own.

Using my crutches, I walk to the door where Spain opens it and I am just blown away as I hop inside. The fridge, stove, and the dishwasher it all stainless steel, whoa...it looks so cool. Fratello guides me to the living room and helps me sit on the couch, the television is flat, it looks futuristic and shit. There are these strange things beside the TV and there are DVDs, or at least that's what I think they're called.

"Fratello?" I ask, pointing to the things beside the TV "what are those things?"

He just smiles and laughs, shaking his head which involuntarily makes my eye twitch.

"The white one's a Wii, the other white one is an X-Box 360, the four black ones stacked on top of each other are Playstation one, two, three, and four"

I nod, he continued explaining, but I kinda tuned it out, I think he said something about playing games on it or something. I can feel myself beginning to fall asleep and I do not stop it because I am fucking tired...