I'm super sorry about the long wait! I was doing something for my little bro for a few days, not to mention getting sucked into Natsume Yuujinchou thanks to my sisters, and that threw everything off track, but still, you've finally got it! I hope you enjoy and please review! Sorry if it was too short, but it'll probably be better next time.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR
The bodies moaned, signifying they weren't dead.
"Great, more trash."
"Kufufufu~ Someone dropped in."
"That was pathetic, discolored vegetation."
"Kufufufu~ Who are you calling a weird plant?"
"Hn. I can see why it could be confusing."
"Ushishishi~ Now you wouldn't be calling the prince a pathetic plant, either, would you?"
"You're more of a high pumpkin (rhymes with bumpkin)," that caused a few a laughs, not to mention the signing of the 500th death wish for each of them- they were pure-blooded, unmistakable bastards.
"But, Hibari, how do you call each of us?" Reborn smirked, half hidden by his fedora. His eyes glinted with that annoying, pain in the ass look that just told you he was up to something that would bring pain.
"Fake Shark Herbivore," "WHAT?! YOU FUCKIN-, "
Shoichi interrupted, "THERE ARE ANGELS HERE!"
"Trigger-happy Unrealistic drunk herbivore," "About damn time the tonfa trash died."
"The Happy-Go-Lucky, I'll-fuck-you-up smirking marshmallow," "Oya? However did Kyo-Chan come up with that idea, though I'm happy you know how I feel about you now."
"Carnivore," Hibari and Reborn made eye contact. Hibari looked away, not caring. The others glared at the only man the stubborn, defiant jack ass respected, unfortunate he was scarier than all of them put together. The Arcobaleno himself just smirked.
"The winged creatures are different though," everyone quirked an eyebrow in interest.
"Old fashioned Olive vegetation," the prefect said straight faced, pointing at said angel. "Hah?"
"Whimpy Stomach Aching Megane herbivore," Shoichi's glasses tipped and Byakuran giggled, taking a picture.
"Odd blonde, wrench lover," Spanner nodded in agreement.
"Female, violated Pineapple."
…
"Why violated?" said fellow pineapple asked. "You're shy and you blush, after effects of the *********'s perverse ways and actions after a long term of time."
They looked at him like he was crazy, but moved on.
"Pathetic Loser Redhead herbivore."Enma nodded, this time in shame.
"…little boy plant."
…
"I-I'm a p-plant?" Fuuta took to the corner. Light sobs were heard.
The angels and demons both just shook their heads.
"That's not right, Skylark-kun!" scolded Mukuro.
"Kyo-chan should try and be more sensitive," agreed Byakuran.
"That's just low," Spanner said, giving him the mom look, the one when you stole your sister's Barbie and you burned her head off. She didn't care, she just didn't like that you broadcasted it on live television.
Hibari, although not showing it, was rather struck by this. Some demon you are, but Tsuna's effects are fast working, starting right when you lay eyes on him.
"Uuugg," a voice moaned. The demons immediately pointed their stares to Reborn, but his glare told them it wasn't from one of his 'trophies'.
The noise came from one of the blobs on the floor that came from the portal. The blob looked similar to a cocoon. It was creamy white and looked very soft. When the moan escaped, the cocoon started melting. The thing inside the happy looking body bag sat up weakly. Cream colored goo, it had the texture of melted cheese, covered it in stringy strands.
From what they could see, it had silver hair. After another minute, the thing was on a knee, no longer making moans or showing any signs of weakness. From under the gradually decreasing amount of gunk, they could see intense green orbs glaring at them.
Reborn already knew who he was. Right from the second he heard the voice.
"Well, if it isn't Smokin' Bomb Hayato?" Reborn stated in his deep, smooth voice. Said 'Hayato' immediately turned to the voice and his glare disappeared. "Reborn-san!" the man stood up, but too fast. He toppled down on his butt.
The thud woke up the other sack. The top seemed to switch from either side. "Oh? Who turned off the lights? Haha!"
The voice that came from the now melting sack immediately caused Hayato to stand up, the glare back on his face and intensified. Growling, he kicked the sack, now revealing tanned skin and raven hair.
"'Bout damn time, Yakyuu-Baka. Get up already," grumbled the silverette. "Oh? Sorry!" the voice replied. It sounded kind and cheerful, but it was hollow; lonely. It made Tsuna frown.
The other male grabbed some of the bigger clumps and threw them on the ground. He shook the rest off.
Basil frowned at the mess. White clumps and goo covered the ground now.
"Oi, idiots, you should introduce yourselves and tell us your message," ordered Reborn. Hayato nodded obediently, followed by one from the newly awoken one, who wore a (fake) smile on his face.
"My name is Gokudera Hayato, and am also known as Smokin' Bomb Hayato," he stated briefly before regaining a stiff composure that screamed professionalism. The other raven smiled. "My name is Yamamoto Takeshi. I'm a swordsman of the best sword style," before Yamamoto could finish, he was cut off by Squalo. "VVVOOOOIII! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING THE BEST?!"
The raven's smile remained. "But the Shigure Shounen Style is the best!" he answered with underlying maliciousness and challenge.
Squalo was about to shout back, when Xanxus shot him a glare.
"You never answered my question," Reborn stated. You could tell he was getting annoyed. "Hm? Oh, right," Gokudera answered, "as you should know, we were sent by Lucifer to do a check if the delivery system is working.
Oh. Duh.
"Me and Dera-kun," "You mean Gokudera-kun and I?" grumbled the silverette. "Oh, thanks. Anyway, we're going to be the main messengers from Hell, so it's good to meet you…" Yamamoto was holding his hand out to Tsuna, and it was only then that he got a really good look at him.
He was frozen and Tsuna was starting to get worried when he suddenly hugged him! "Eh? Um…W-why are you d-doing that?" the brunette squeaked. He hasn't been hugged in several millennia, so he was obviously flustered.
His face was flushed as he tried to get a hold of the person who had a hold on him.
"So cute!" Yamamoto whispered. "Eh?" just about everyone in the room grunted. "Come on, baka. He couldn't be that…" and now Gokudera had got a look at him. He speechless. Angels really are beautiful.
"Juudaime…"
"Huh?" Tsuna asked, cocking his head to the side.
"You are the 10th person whom I thought was beautiful!"
"…Eh?"
All of a sudden, several growls sounded from the very, hot, sexy, experienced, possessive, demons in the room.
"We were here first, bastards," glowered Reborn. He was pissed his new interest was being violated.
"My herbivore," stated Hibari. You could hear the threat in his voice.
"Kufufufu~ No room latecomers," smirked Mukuro. You don't want to know what was going through his head.
"Oi, what do you think you're doing to my trash?" snarled Xanxus. He was pissed. He wanted to hug the adorable angel. He was just too cute.
"They're right, Yamamoto-kun. It's no fun that you got to him first~!" whined Byakuran, although there was something dangerous in the way he smiled.
As the four dark haired demons glared at the 2 others, Byakuran smiled at their stupidity.
Before anyone knew it Tsuna was in the white haired, smirking bastard's arms, having his hair fondled with.
I hope you enjoyed, and will patiently wait for the rest of the day! Though if you review, it might come faster~! Anyway, thank you so much for the reviews! I'm really sorry because I have not updated this story in 7 weeks! Almost two months! Outrageous! Well, Thanks and later!
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