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Disclaimer - don't own FT only Eli, Sam and the bad guys

"That's because we were raised by dragons. Duh.." said Eli, with a annoyed tone in her voice.

"May I ask who are your dragons?" asked Wendy, politely

"Both of us?" asked Sam

"Yup"

"Our's is Fire-princess, Grandy, Metal-face, Poison-head and others." said Eli

"Who are they?"

"What she mean is, Igneel, Grandine, Metalicana, Cobra (not the man) and many others." explained Sam

Natsu, Gajeel and Wendy just stood there with their chins hitting the ground

"Do you know where they are?" they asked simultaneously

Eli and Sam just look at them with a 'WTF?!' face.

"Of course we do, seriously how can you train with dragons if you don't know where they are? Plus, they asked to visit them from time to time." said Eli

"Where are they?" demanded Gajeel and Natsu

"Can I please meet Grandine? I'm her daughter." asked Wendy

"Sure" answered Eli and Sam, simultaneously

"But sorry, only you Wendy because you asked nicely and said 'please'" Eli said with a small evil laugh at the end

"WHAT?!"

"You heard it right"

"Fine, can we please see our parents?" Gajeel and Natsu said, while giving a slight glare

"No"

"WTF?"

"Since we know what the others do when they are angry, judging from your memories. Eat Erza-san's cake and call Lucy-chan's spirits weird and call the two of them ugly, then we'll show you guys where they are" Sam said

"NO WAY, WE'RE GONNA DIE IF WE DO THAT!"

"Fine, say 'bye bye' to meeting your parents, except for Wendy-chan that is." Sam said while chuckling with Eli evilly.

"Fine"

Eli and Sam watched the duo, with an evil Cheshire smile

As Gajeel and Natsu went to Erza, who was eating her strawberry shortcake and ate it whole. Erza sat there wide eyed, thinking 'how dare they eat my cake'.

After that, the stupid duo went to Lucy, who was chatting with Levy about books and stuff, looked up and saw Gajeel and Natsu who was sweating bullets.

"What's up guys?"

"Lucy, your ugly and your celestial spirits are weak"

Lucy gasped

Suddenly, the guild felt two dangerous and evil aura emitting from the two girls.

"Hey Sam, I think you just dug their grave."

"No biggie"

"That was my first cake from the newly opened bakery" said Erza, while equipping to her Sea Empress Armor

"You perverts, calling my spirits weird!" said Lucy, summoning Aquarius from a water bottle

"Crap"

"GUYS, RUN AWAY ERZA AND LUCY ARE ON THEIR DEMON MODE!"

Now Gajeel and Natsu are really gonna die...

"Ready Lucy?"

"Ready"

"Bye guys, may the pits of hell be with you!" yelled Eli, from the door of the guild

"Don't worry we'll be waiting for you outside the guild!" assured Sam

*After the two idiots knocked on death's door and ran away*

"'sigh' I guess I'm gonna have to heal them" said Wendy

"LEAVE THEM IN PAIN!" shouted Erza and Lucy, with demonic voices

Arigato to Scarlet Forest for the message and I'm still continuing the poll