Me: Yay! The fucking test is done!
Eli: How about I just say the Disclaimer then you can go back to your Chinese Exam Revision
Me: Wow, you're such a mood destroyer
Eli: You're welcome. Disclaimer : Hana~chan dosen' t own FT and Igneel, Metalicana, and Grandeeny only me, Sam, the dragonslayers and their dragons, and soon to be bad guys. Enjoy.
"THE KNIFE GAME!"
"Oh no" said ? And ?
"Hell yeah!" shouted Eli and Sam
"Are you fucking crazy?!" shouted Koi
"No"
Em almost tried to cry. Keyword: almost.
"My fingers aren't gonna survive. Uwahh!"
"It's alright" comforted Amy
"Yeah, she's right... Since everybody knows the lyrics too well but don't play the game. It's weird" said Lero
"Okay? Let's start the challenge. The challenge is: #1: Try NOT to get your fingers literally cut off, since we're using a real sharp knife" announced the MC
Gasps filled the arena. The FT members' eyes widened like saucers and were glad not to be there
"#2: One wrong tone and word in the lyrics and you're out of the games and will be safely seated somewhere in the audience. Our first would be Sam Odayaka!"
The crowd cheered. The FT members watched anxiously. Levy in Gajeel's arms in fright that Sam may cut his fingers clean and Lucy in Natsu's arms in the same way as Levy. Only, Gray, Erza, Gajeel and Natsu noticed Eli's amused smile as if she already knows what will happen and didn't look scared AT ALL.
The crowd quieted.
Sam took a deep breath and took the sharp knife and...
"Oh, I have all my fingers
The knife goes Chop Chop Chop
If I miss the spaces between
my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out
But all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about!
No you can't use a pencil. You cannot use a pen,
The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend
And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb
But all the same we play this cause it's so damn fun!
Oh! I have all my fingers
The knife goes Chop Chop Chop
If I miss the spaces in between
My finger will come off
But all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about!
Oh! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my finger
Then my hand will start to bleed!"
He sang the song and moved the knife with such AMAZING speed. And all the crowd could do was cheer while some was still trying to get their jaw off the ground
"Wow. Next is Eli Kokoro. Maybe she could do better or not"
"You guys really shouldn't underestimate me" she said with a smirk
"Sam or MC, get a fast speed recorder"
Both of them got one just in case one can't do it
"You may start NOW" and he pushed the button
"Done!"
"That was only 1 second"
The crowd stared at her disbelievingly. For they only heard one tap and that's it
"It didn't catch anything except a tap" announced the MC
"I got it. Your recorder isn't the speed of sound mine is" said Sam
They all listened at the sound in Sam's recorder as he played it slowly. Eli got the pitch correctly, the taps too.
"You know Eli, that was your slowest your personal record is .1 millisecond"
"Gomenasai"
Now if the chins of the people watching haven't touched the ground yet they would have had now. When Natsu and Gajeel told Lucy and Levy that Sam didn't cut his fingers at all they watched Eli and they were impressed over the moon.
"Impressive, next is Aka Oen."
*timeskip: the end of the game* (too lazy to copy, paste, copy, paste...)
"Amazing! Every player is still here by the end of this game! May we ask as to how all of you managed to do the knife game?"
"We play this a lot until none of our fingers literally bled" explained Aka and Alex
"OMG!"
"Since all of you have all passed, the next round is the MPF. Dont think this is made by the magic council in Earthland, for this is an MPF made in here!"
"So... Where is it?" asked Sora
"Here!"
"That's a big catch?"
The DMPF was about 5ft tall with a dragon in the inside of the ball
"Hey, Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, you guys can participate at this round think of it as a training because we're going home when it's already the GMG"
"Now, just pick a card from the bag
"6"
"12"
"3"
"5"
"2"
"11"
"1"
"7"
"4"
"9"
"10"
"8"
"Who has 1?"
"Me" announced Lero
"Okay, now just step up. The challenge is that: You have to have the strongest roar. That's all it takes. Eli and Sam since you two are elemental dragon slayer you are only allowed to use 1 element of the roars, like for example; you chose to use Dark so that is the only element you can use. That's all. Let's begin!"
"Light dragon's ROAR!"
'8647'
"Next?"
"I am" Aka
"Celestial dragon's ROAR!"
'8435'
"AKA! I WANTED TO USE THAT ELEMENT YOU BIMBO!"
"σ(^_^;) Gomenasai, but you do know that's my only element right?"
"(T ^ T)"
"Ehehehe it's okay Eli just choose another element" comforted Sam
"*goes into EMO corner...(-_-)*"
"*sweatdrop* Who's up next?"
"Koi, you're up"
"Earth dragon's ROAR"
'8774'
"Next up!"
"Emmy, gambatte!"
"Arigato, Eli~nee"
"Earth dragon's ROAR"
"Are they siblings?" asked Lucy
"No, they just have the same dragon"
'8678'
"Nice"
"Awesome, she's almost as good as Koi" complimented Natsu
"I must say I'm thoroughly impressed and at such a young age as Wendy" said Erza
"Fire-breath you're up"
"Fire dragon's ROAR"
'8657'
"Awesome" said Eli, as she gave a high-five to Natsu
"Thanks"
"I bet I can do better than bluie over there" boasted Alex
"Oh yeah? Bring it on pink princess! I could beat the crap out of you anytime" yelled Eli
"You wanna go?"
"Bring it motherfucker"
'Boom! Smack! Crackle!'
And there layed Eli and Alex, with their souls trying to come out of their body and Sam trying to force them in
"Language"
"Amy, curse you"
Amy did a death glare at the said girl
"What did you say?"
"That me and him are the best of friends"
"Wow she's like a second Erza" said Gray and Natsu, simultaneously while shivering at the end
"And we're like the second you"
"Who are the ones that can break a fight here? You know with Eli?"
"Grandine, if Eli vs Igneel vs Metalicana. Amy, Eli vs Alex"
"So who's up?"
"Amethyst the Violent" Eli answered
Amy growled
"The fuck did you call me?"
"You hypocrite, you told us to watch our languages when you do it yourself"
"Shut up"
"Time dragon's ROAR"
'8999'
"Wow, was that necessary?"
"You pissed me off that's why"
"Hey Baka inu, you're up"
"Go Alex~kun"
Eli tried to stifle a laugh
"Poison dragon's ROAR"
'8656'
"Bwahahahaha"
"Wendy~chan"
"Okay"
"Sky dragon's ROAR"
'8454'
"Oh my gosh! Wendy~chan is stronger than you hahaha!"
"Sam"
"Finally"
"Lightning dragon's ROAR"
'9886'
"Great!" said Eli, while high five-ing Sam
"Sora"
"Sure"
"Ice dragon's ROAR"
'8897'
"Great job Sora!"
"Thanks"
"Metal stick your turn"
Gajeel grunted
"Iron dragon's ROAR"
'8898'
"Cool"
"Ha! Take that Salamander! I'm stronger than you!"
Natsu looked away
"Eli"
"I knew I was last"
"Water dragon's ROAR"
The DPF broke
'9999'
Gajeel and Natsu looked at Eli in disbelief
"Wow" was all Wendy could say
All the other dragon slayers just sighed with a smile
'We knew this was going to happen' the other dragon slayers, the ones that already knew Eli's power, thought simultaneously
"Yay! You have just been beaten by a girl"
Gajeel and Natsu fell unconscious
"The battles"
"Here is the paper it will start tomorrow"
(Battles:
1st Day:
Single Battles:
-Natsu vs Koi
-Gajeel vs Lero
Tag Battles:
-Eli and Sam vs Gajeel and Natsu (Gajeel and Natsu fainted (again...)
-Amy and Wendy vs Sora and Em
2nd Day:
-Eli vs Alex (Alex and Eli were glaring at each other)
-Amy vs Sam (Amy and Sam sighed)
Tag Battles:
-Koi and Lero vs Amy and Aka
3rd Day:
-Wendy vs Em
-Aka vs Sora (Wendy, Em and Sora were hiding)
No Tag Battles)
Eli: Thank you Hana! Now I can rub it in his face that I can beat him
Me: Yeah, yeah you're welcome, now keep quiet and finish dis stuff, I still need to make Blondie and Brownie (wow I sound so racist) those paper fans with the designs on it that I made and I got to study my Chinese Exam on Friday and we played bowling so my hands really sore surprisingly I managed to stay up until midnight. It's currently 12:22 am
Eli: How come your mom never sees you?
Me: My lock on the door is my saviour
Eli: Weird... BTW See you on the Battles ByeBye! （≧∇≦）