Me: Yay! I'm done! And our reports have been given and I passed Yay! And just a head start the date I updated this is June 15, 2014 and tomorrow I have a one week field trip/residential so I have to pack I'll try hard to make a new chapter when I come back home since I'm not bringing my IPad which I use to make my new chapters

Eli: Congrats! I'll just say the Disclaimer then you can go pack more of your stuff

Me: Wow, you're really nice but why do I have a feeling that you just want to get rid of me and have yourself a one week vacation when you know you're coming with me there?

Eli: Fuck you. Disclaimer : Hana~chan dosen' t own FT and Igneel, Metalicana, and Grandeeny only me, Sam, the dragonslayers and their dragons, and soon to be bad guys. Enjoy.

"Okay, so here are the lists, now what?"

"We sleep, duh"

"Eli-san, Sam-san do you have exceeds?" Asked Wendy

"Please no -san just call me Sam"

"Same as him but just call me Eli~chan, Ok?" Eli said giving a thumbs up

"Sure"

"All right now back to your question, Yes, we have exceeds"

"Where are they?"

"I can sense them and in 5 seconds, she'll come" said Eli in a supreme voice

"Stop acting smart Eli, it's weird" snorted Alex

"Fuck off, what's your problem with me being smart?"

"I just told you, black eyes"

"I no speak ingles me entire life muchacho bitch" Eli said putting on a fake moustache

Alex grabbed her fake moustache

"MI BIGOTE" (FYI: Bigote means moustache)

Before she could answer, a voice cried

"Eli~chan!"

"Shut up! And stop dragging me!"

The group turned their heads and saw an exceed, yellow with brown eyes and is wearing a light orange t-shirt with blue shorts underneath and violet converse shoes with a pistol in the side, riding a scooter while dragging another exceed, brown with dark blue eyes and is wearing a white shirt that says, 'I'm awesome and I know it', with blue shorts like the other one and green converse shoes with a crossbow and arrows in his back, getting dragged by the collar of his shirt

"Hey Akarui, Suta" Alex said in a bored tone

"Hey" greeted Suta in monotone

"You see, Akarui is Eli's exceed and Suta is mine" explained Sam

"Whoa, whoa, STOP!" yelled Eli

"Slow down!" yelled Suta

*Crash*

"Akarui..." said Eli, while emitting a purple and dark aura

"Gomenasai Eli~chan hehehe" apologised Akarui, sweating bullets

"You're a dead cat!" screamed Eli, who suddenly has a red scythe in her hand

"Suta, Sam, somebody, anybody help ME!" Akarui screamed, panickly grabbing her scooter which surprisingly doesn't have a single scratch on it

"Hn"

"TRAITORS!"

"Mwahahaha!" cackles Eli

After some time Eli caught Akarui

Akarui started screaming while Eli was dragging her by the tail somewhere while cackling

In the end, Eli caught Akarui and drags her somewhere. Gunshots, screams and evil laughter can be heard

Let's just say everybody got freaked out and when they investigate..

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Cliff hanger!
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Just jokin' go down some more cause I'm feeling evil (￣^￣)ゞ
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The two girls were just playing Black Ops 2

"Hey you son of a bitch take that and that"

"Eli you almost KILLED ME"

"Not my fault Rui"

"Σ（ﾟдﾟlll"

"（；￣ェ￣)"

"(T ^ T)"

Everybody fell anime style

"Wait, why do you call her Rui? Not Akarui?" asked Wendy

"It's her nickname" answered Sam

"Plus, if we call her Aka, it's like calling the other Aka and it would make things complicated for everybody so everybody just calls her Rui than Aka" added Eli

Everybody was confused

"*sigh* what I meant is this.. Aka"

"Yeah?" said the human Aka

"Not you my exceed"

"See? Now do you get it?"

Everyone nodded in response

"Okay to politely introduce myself, I'm Suta, Sam's exceed, I use Aera and Time Arc a thing not time as like Past, Present and Future though I can do that in emergencies only and luckily it only takes half of my magic supply"

"Wow Sam, your exceed's really polite" complimented Erza

"He only does that to make a good impression and he's only showing his polite side right now and only shows his childish side with Eli, Rui and Me although most times he shows his annoyed side with Alex"

*Morning*

"Guys wakes up! I cooked pancakes and bacon come and get it while it's hot!" called Eli

"I'm going first" said Sam

"No ME!" shouted Alex

"Hey if who's going to be first it's me!" shouted Amy

"No it should be us!" Midori and Aka called

And then Midori, Aka, Alex, Sam, Amy, Koi, Sora, Lero and the exceeds began to fight and push themselves out of the door first

The FT members sweat dropped

"What's the big deal?" asked Natsu

"What's the big deal? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?!"

Natsu and the others became instantly scared at the furious dragonslayers

"We'll tell you what the big deal is, Eli's cooking is the very best the way she cooks a pancake is golden brown and is always smooth and mushy at the same time in a right temperature suited for rich people eating it and she rarely cooks pancakes got it?!"

"YES"

"Good"

"Hurry up guys or I'm going to throw this away"

"NO!"

When they all went down they saw Eli playing on something

"Eli~chan what's that?" asked Lucy

"Sorry Lucy to tell you this but can you please be quiet I'm busy here ask Sam he has one of these himself"

"Ok"

At the table

"Sam, what is Eli playing on? It has some black things on the window and Eli is pressing on it"

"It's her phone, she's playing Piano Tiles. For all you here in this room, you have been warned"

"What's so bad about that?" asked Erza

"I was gonna ask the same thing" said Gajeel

"Same with us, we never heard that game" added Amy

"Shhhh... It's a new game she found, wait lets go on my room"

Sam's room

"So... What is it?"

"It's a new game and she is addicted on getting the highest score so you better keep quiet when she's playing because she is really concentrated on it. Last time a criminal interrupted us while we were walking in Magnolia...

*Flashback*

"Hey, sissy want to have some appointment with me?" a man purred maliciously

Eli was still concentrated on her game

Sam just kept quiet

"Hey I'm talking to you bitch" the man shouted while grabbing her phone and smashing it to the ground

Sam's eyes widened

'Damn he's dead bacon'

Eli was shaking furiously and whispered, "Fuck you, you bastard you broke my phone"

Then she flipped the guy and beat him up, then kicked him where he sun don't shine then threw until he reached The Sun and burned

"Was that necessary?"

"Yes, in any way possible. I was so close on getting that high score" Eli chuckled darkly

Sam shivered

*End Flashback*

Everybody in the room got scared at the story

"We promise not to interrupt her ever"

*Timeskip: End of Battles* (Sorry for the super long timeskip cause I was a little lazy, I can't write that many battles, and I really wanted for them to go back to the guild. I'll just say that the winners are Sam and Wendy surprisingly, I really like Wendy)

"So we're going back again huh?" said Lucy

"Yeah" answered Levy

"That was an awesome training session" complimented Natsu

"And luckily, some of our friends are going to join us and we're going to join the GMG!" Exclaimed Sam

"Hey wait a sec! Eli, I found a new episode of HTF!" shouted Em

"What?!"

"We want to watch too!" the others shouted

"What's HTF?" asked Erza

"It's Happy Tree Friends"

"Hahaha.. That sounds childish"

The other dragonslayers, that knows about the show for a long time, paled and figeted

"Are you sure you want to watch?" asked Amy, cautiously

"Can we watch too? So we can see that show and laugh at you when it's really childish to watch that show" Natsu, Gajeel and Gray added

"Don't regret it later" they warned

They watched the episode and the FT boys and Wendy just paled and their souls were almost coming out of their mouths. Well except for Erza, Lucy and Levy, who were all grinning sadistically

"Thank you Sam and the other dragonslayers for we have found a new torture for our disobedient members in FairyTail"

"The pleasure's ours"

Eli: Wow that episode of Happy Tree Friends - Eyes Cold Lemonade - was awesome!

Me: Just a warning... I love to watch Happy Tree Friends but not suited for small children and big babies. Contains Black Humor, Graphic Violence, Adult animation. The action and adventure comedy is composed of simple drawings and combines cute forest animals with extreme graphic violence. Each episode revolves around the characters enduring accidental events of bloodshed, pain, dismemberment, and/or death. And the episode Eli was talking about, I really did watch it along with other episodes. Just a warning up ahead if you don't heed my warning it is not my responsibility if you are going to be scarred for life. I'm not kidding, seriously don't watch it until you are old enough.

Eli: Yes, that is true. Hey Hana, what was your age when you found that

Me: I was 8 and currently I'm 12. It has been 4 years since I've watched that show and yet I can't forget it. I was just playing around in YouTube when I accidentally clicked that video *shivers*

Eli: And ones again Hana is sorry for being a lazy ass and not writing the battles since she isn't a genius when it comes like that and has a writer's block and will repay for her sins in the later chapters when she finally learns how to make fight scenes for the bad guy. Ja Ne〜 And please Review! （≧∇≦）