Grif: Combat Evolved

by JustNightCrawling

Ok have you asked yourself, what would it be like if the guys (and girls) from Blood Gulch, were in the Halo Campaign and you wanted see how that would play out, well this is the story for you, it's where Grif takes the place of the Chief, Hope you Enjoy Halo: Combat Evolved RvB style!

2. What Floats Above an Angel's Head

Grif: Combat Evolved

Chapter Two: What Floats Above an Angel's Head

(Music cue Blood Gulch Blues 2:03-2:24

"Grif we are striking the ring at a high velocity!" Cortana shouts worrying if they would survive, "Is that a bad thing?!" Grif cries dumb-founded, "Yes!" Cortana yells at the idiotic orange Spartan, "Well SON O-", **KABOOM**.

Two minutes later.

Grif awoke in a heap of equipment and dead marines, "Ah what happened?" He grunts, "We hit the ground, everyone died except you." Cortana informs him about the casualties and situation, "Ah that sucks so what are we doing here anyway?" Grif burps out, "Well you pig, we are here to save Sarge's squad, which includes-" She starts to state before Grif cuts her off by yelling, "Yeah I know who they include, now can I save my sister, and just leave the rest to die?" Grif tries to negotiate a much better plan.

"Now why would you do that?" Cortana questions, "Well there assholes." Grif puts bluntly, "No we can't do that, we need backup." The AI orders Grif, "Alright, alright, I'll go and save them so where do we go?" The soldier asks Cortana, "Well you just have to run over there." Cortana tells him while pointing a mile across the trees and mountains, "Really that far uhh..."

Two hours later.

Grif was running across the canyon, shooting aliens and avoiding there ships in the sky, until he finally reached the base and unwillingly saved the crew, "Wow Grif you did it!" Sarge yells in surprise, "Yeah I'm feeling proud and tired, mostly tired." Grif mumbles to Sarge, "Hey the ship came, and it brought the Warthog!" Sarge howls, "You mean Puma right?" He questions Sarge, "No Grif Warthog sounds better." Simmons states, "Ok whatever." Grif replies lazy.

"Well men here's the plan me, Simmons and Grif will take the Warthog, while the rest of you go back to the New Mombasa outpost!" Sarge shouts to the group, "Sounds like an order Sarge!" Church assures Sarge as he walks inside the Pelican, "Fire it up Lopez!" Doc commands Lopez, "Afirmativo." Lopez tells Doc, and just like that the Pelican was gone.

"Well men let's get in the Warthog!" Sarge shouts at Simmons and Grif, "SHOTGUN!" Grif shouts, "AH FUCK!" A disgruntled Simmons grunts, they all settled up Grif the driver, Sarge the passenger and Simmons the gunner, "Well Cortana were all ready to go, where to?" Grif asks Cortana, Cortana then loads up a map and a marker, "Alright here we go, oh and Sarge turn on the radio!" Grif shouts in excitement. (Music cue Blood Gulch Blues 1:00-1:50)

Meanwhile at a Covenant base.

"BLAARG STUPID HUMANS!" The elite said to a marine he slaughtered, the Covenant then just watched from above there base waiting for something to happen, "Hey Elite how's your day going?" The Jackal asked the Elite about his day, "WELL ITS GOING BLAARG AN-" The elite was in mid-senate when he heard something, "DO HEAR THAT!" The elite asks the Jackal, "Yeah, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!" The Jackal yells annoyed.

(Music cue the Warthog song 0:00-1:00) And like that, the Warthog rocking the polka music, launched in the air, Simmons on the gunner, was mowing down everything in sight, "Yeah suck it Covenant!" Simmons laughed hysterically, they were killing everything, until they saved the rest soldiers.

30 minutes later.

"Well guess we're done here!" Sarge shouts in victory, "Wait before you celebrate, we've got another mission, we need to save Keyes, who is aboard the Covenants ship The Truth and Reconciliation." Cortana states to the group. "Ok, guess we have another mission!" Simmons shouts in glee. (Music cue Blood Gulch Blues 0:00-0:16)

To Be Continue!