"I'm Rebecca!" said Rebeccca excitedly at Chris.
"Yeah, I caught that" he said back to her. Chris ignored the crazy girl and moved on to his real objective, that fine dame Jill Valentine.
"Hey, don't I know you?" Jill said to Chris.
Chris got all flustered, JIll was the cutest girl in school back when they first met back at the police academy. Chris wore braces back then and was overall a total wreck. Chris nervously mumbled out, "Police academy." Chris' spaghetti stayed neatly folded in his pockets. He knew this was a good sign.
"Oh right!" Jill yelled out. "I remember you now! Pizza Face REdfield."
Chris blushed a little at this and nodded nervously.
Jill looked Chris up and down and said, "You look pretty good now though."
"Thanks" Chris said, frozen shy.
"We should team up in here. It would be nice to have a familiar face around."
Chris entered an intense state of euphoria at the idea of spending time with Jill. He instantly changed, like the flick of a switch, into a cooler, more confident Redfield. "Yeah, definitely. You can come by my room later. Or maybe I'll come to yours. No problem."
Jill winked and said, "Come by my room tonight then." before turning away.
Chris went on about his business as usual for the restof the day. Doing Chris things. Punching rocks, crying about all his dead friends. Usual stuff. Anyway when the night time announcement happened, Chris got on his Chris tuxedo to go meet Jill. When he got to the door he noticed it was slightly ajar. He knocked like a gentleman but when she never answered he did what any Chris would do and punched the door open.
There in front of him, on the bed, was Jill flattened under a piece of concrete. Chris punched the concrete, hoping it would free Jill but alas his punching magic only worked on rocks.
Chris went to go get help. He pulled Leon into the room, out of the hallway, and made him help lift the concrete. Chris and Leon made the ultimate team, definately worthy of being a team on RE6, too bad they weren't. Anyway they got the concrete off and the ding thing happened announcing the death so everyone went to Jill's room to see the body.
Chris was as heartbroken as when Yuri Lowenthall died in RE6.
When Barry came into the room and saw Jill on the bed his first words were, "Looks like we have ourselves a Jill sandwich." Everyone gave Barry a dirty look for that.
Monokuma arrived and was like "Okay, debate time." Everyone pointed the fingers at Chris but Chris was innocent and to prove his innocence he used Rebecca as a witness that he had a date. Everyone agreed that a guy cool enough to get a date wouldn't murder so they let it slide.
Everyone looked around the room and noticed the concrete was hard and heavy which made everyone accuse shirtless Wesker of being the culprit. And they were right so he was executed.
As it all came to a close Chris looked down and said, "More and more I find myself wondering it it's all worth fighting for."