AN: My first Hetalia fanfic! Please review, but only positively. Regards, Allderasta :)
It was the day after Heracles Karpusi had been introduced into his new job as prime minister of Greece. Right now, he was sitting in his dimly-lit office in the prime minister's residence and awaiting his first guest of state.
The door opened, and Angelica von Murkel, the chancellor of Germany, came in.
"Mrs Murkel, how good it is to see you!", he said with a beaming smile on his face!
"Ist not good, ist scheisse. Make payings of debts now, Herr Karpusi!", she said.
Karpusi looked on sad: "I can't. Greece needs more money first."
"Then you must be punished", Dr Murkel decided. She tore off Heracles Karpusis Jeans and tight Calvin Klein boxer briefs and forced him to bend over his desk.
"Und jetzt mache ich sie viel machen von fuhlen das Schtrapp-Onnen!", screamed Dr. Angelica von Murkel, as she put on a purpe strap-on dildo that was all covered in spikes.
"No, Mrs Murkel, please, don't make me feel the strap-on!", whined Heracles Kapusi, because he knew that the greek ass was too tight to accomodate the German strap-on comfortably.
"Nein, ist time to pay das debts, ja!", said Dr Murkel as she drove her spikey appendage forcefully up the greek man's rectum. Heracles screamed and whined like a little gurl while the strap-on slid in and out of his tight, un-lubricated anus, therebye tearing chunks of bloody flesh right out of his colon. Heracles convulsed in agony and saw stars flashing in front of his eyes, while Dr Murkel thrusted in and out and became quicker with every passing minute because she was nearing her climax.
"I'm never going to be able to use my pooper properly ever again, aru", thought Heracles as he lay crying over his desk with an insane German leader pounding away at his nether regions. When Murkel came, she pulled out from the bloody mess that had once been Heracles anusz and turned the weak body beneath her on his back, so Heracles could look her up in the eyes.
"Plz, have murcy, Mrs von Murkel!", cried Heracles, pressing his hands against his ass to keep the blood from gushing out.
"Nein, punishmenten ist not yet komplett, Schnitzel-boy!", said Murkel. "Want me to wear the moustache?"
Heracles was dumb-founded: "The moustache... what do you mean...?". Then, it dawned on him: "Oh Noes, everything not that!"
Dr Murkel laughed evilly as she put on moustache: "Hahahaha, was actually Hitlor all along!"
Then, Hitlor made much off-ripping of Heracles shaved and circumzised penis. A huge blood fountain shot all the way up to the ceiling and Heracles cried something awful. And then he die, and Hitlor became king of all of Greece land to collect debts and stuff.
Sad ending :'-( (sad smiley face)