A/N: I'm back surprisingly, along with Rikki, and we are here to do a second episode of 'Clove and Glimmer's Fight'!
Hello readers, I am Rikki. Enjoy the following or be haunted by Karlie Percy's ghost.
WE DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS!
Glimmer: Hi Clove, how was your nap?
Clove: That was you that was sleeping.
Glimmer: Yes, because I was tired from watching you do stuff and arguing.
Clove: **Gives Glimmer a blank stare** That's just great. And who were you arguing with?
Glimmer: **Sounding like a stupid teenage girl** You dummy! What, afraid to admit you lost?!
Clove: **Questioning glance** I'm pretty sure I have no clue what you're talking about, but whatever it is, I'm positive I won!
Glimmer: **Pointing to the Northeast** SQUIRREL! :o
Clove: Yes Glimmer, there is a squirrel. And since when were humans able to speak in text?
Glimmer: Since #$% $^& this %(&%
Clove: It sounds like you're cursing violently.
Glimmer: Maybe, maybe not. Do you have a problem with my grammmmmmar.
Clove: Yes, and so does Glimmer's Demise!
Glimmer: Well, tell Glimmer's Demise that I would prefer a climatic end.
Clove: Oh I will. You mean like a slow, painful, one possibly like what that girl in the 80th Games named Aqua did to Prim?
Glimmer: No I meant like kidnapping me, in front of people, at a fancy party. I like Yarkinsmarsh Pudding!
Clove: Close enough.
Glimmer: **Speaking like Dora** Can you find the Pudding?
Clove: **Angrily screaming** IF I HAVE TO RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES REGARDING THAT AWFUL SHOW ONE MORE TIME I WILL GO ON YET ANOTHER KILLING RAMPAGE!
Glimmer: Clover no killing, Clover no Killing, CLOVER NO KILLING SWIPER!
Clove: YOU DIE NOW! **Chases Glimmer with her pet knife**
Glimmer: **Singing voice** WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Clove: **Stops trying to kill Glimmer** I LOVE THE BEATLES!
RIKKI: TO BE CONTINUED! I LOVE THE YARKINSMARSH AND BEATLES! ;)
A/N: So... Yeah. Liked it? Read some of my other stories! They aren't really as funny unless you're a psychopath... Or Aqua... Same thing, really.