I was thinking what is something else i can have Drakken do? And then I called up an old friend and he gave me this idea whilst walking down memory lane...
It was an eexhausting day for the residents of Drakken's Caribbean lair, for their boss had ran them down to the ground with the latest failed and very complex evil scheme. The henchmen laid around throughout the lair as the master of the house sulked in the privacy of his study.
Across the hall, a green female was in an equal bad mood for she, once again, was charged with the preparations and the clean up of today's mess. She opened up her windows, for she was about to open up her mind. Reaching in the drawer that she kept her underwear, she retrieved a small black box.
Opening it up, she held the herbal medicine she needed. Oh yes, it had been one of those days. Lighting up the long joint, she took a hit, she began to cough. It had been a long time since she did this, it wasn't common for her to resort to this and she was a little rusty.
As she began to let the smoke fill her head with light headed giddiness, a short knock interrupted her. Before she could hide what she was doing, Drakken was already bursting through the door.
"Shego I-"he stopped mid-sentence. He took a big inhale and closed his eyes. It smelled like...his college years. He looked at his guilty employee with disappointment. "Shego are you smoking reefer! "
Quickly covering his mouth, she shoved him in the room. "Shhh!"
"Don't shh me! Its my lair! You know my policy on secrets! What do you have to say for yourself? "
For the first time, Shego was speechless. "You want some?" She asked with a faint sarcastic smile.
"Give me a light, "Drakken demanded. Shego was taken aback and surprisingly obeyed without a word.
15 minutes later...
"You don't think I'm a failure do you? "
"Nah you just suck at succeeding, that's all. "
"You know I don't think Kim Possible is a really a redhead. "
"What do you mean? "
"I haven't seen one freckle on her since we've met." Shego thought on that for a moment.
"Yeah that little bitch got that from a bottle, " Shego nodded.
And for the rest of the night they laid on the green villianess' bed talking about everything and nothing at the same time.
