To cccybercorpsesnake who is a secret psychic
"NNnngh Shego how do you pull up this Flappy Bird? " Drakken yelled at his assistant. Shego looked over her glossy magazine with a uninterested look.
"Maybe you can't find it because it isn't on a Razor n" she quipped.
"Then what can I play it with? "
Shego shrugged, "Try an iphone or something. "
Later that night Drakken stayed up all night looking up the iphone5. All the ads were the same.
Play chopsticks!
Cure cancer!
It even comes in pink!
Drakken was sold. He express ordered one. He would've just went to the store, but his cousin Eddie told him that Apple employees were snobby and he didn't want to be bothered by people anyway, after all he was the great Dr Drakken.
He opened up the phone the next day with child like giddiness. Shego watched the scientist struggle with the basics of working the smart phone. But he got the hang of it , like he always did and Drakken was in love...
...For about two weeks.
The phone started to get annoying, his text were being auto corrected (as if the great Dr Drakken needed to be corrected!), the little things called apps kept being forced closed, his email was slow, it constantly needed updating, and some crazy robotic woman kept thinking he was talking to her!
He was going absolutely mad! The Apple Store was no help, and to make matters worse, Flappy Bird was gone. Now he had to play with this Flappy Justin Bieber fellow, wwho wouldn't stop saying swag.
Just as he was about to destroy the 200 something dollars that he wasted, he looked up to see that the new Galaxy S 10 was coming out. Perhaps Android was better.