Since my plan to practice piano this morning didn't work (my grandma is sleeping in the guest room where the piano is. Bummer, I wanted to learn some HetaOni songs) I guess I'm writing this morning. This is for GenderBender25 and for all those people who were wondering what happened at the conference on Monday. For the sake of humor and curiosity. So here it is. Enjoy.
I DON'T OWN HETALIA AXIS POWERS OR ITS CHARACTERS. ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED AND PLOTS MENTIONED FROM THE SERIES BELONG TO THE CREATORS OF HETALIA AXIS POWERS. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT FOR THE STORY BELOW.
England walked into the conference room on Monday, suspecting something unusual to happen.
He remembered America saying, (while he was hung over from so much of Germany's beer)"And also, you're in for a surprise on Monday at the conference." Since then he had been carefully watching the floor for any wires to make him trip or whatnot and he kept looking behind him as well. He couldn't be too careful.
He took his seat at his usual spot and watched as all the countries of the world came in and took their places as well.
He looked around and saw Italy petting his cat, China cuddling a stuffed cat, France and China talking, Japan sipping some kind of weird Japanese soda and reading some papers, and America and Germany setting up the equipment for their discussion topics. (Those would be presented alongside pictures or videos).
He had a bad feeling about the way America and Germany were in depth, talking and laughing. Something was going to happen.
"Okay! Is everyone here! Good, then let's get started shall we?" Germany spoke. They all immediately started the slideshow and discussed current world problems and how to decide them. England just sat and listened to everyone argue most of the time.
Then, America grabbed the remote to switch the slides again. But this time it didn't show the topic for discussion. No, it showed a video. A video of him and Japan dead drunk.
England flushed as all the countries started to laugh, along with Germany and America.
He watched the video, damn why did he trust America? He should've know better than to go to his house and eat his food without watching him cook it.
America patted him on the back," Oh, cheer up England, at least you know what NOT to do at my house. Eat my food! Cause since when do I cook something other than hamburgers?"
England looked at him, "You know America, I have something to say." Suddenly he started to smack him," YOU LITTLE TWIT! YOU KNEW I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GERMAN BEER TASTED LIKE!YOU BLOODY GIT!" America just laughed and tried to ward his smacks off.
Meanwhile, Japan looked down at the table. "I have dishonored my ancestors."
Italy and Germany were on the floor laughing while others were pounding their fists on the table.
England eventually calmed down, but only after he decided to get revenge on Germany, Italy and America. He smirked to himself as the meeting continued, oh yes, this'll be grand.
That's it peoples! Sorry if it wasn't as funny as the first one, but I just got up so…..yeah.-Alex