Here's the extra chapter! This one is special! It will be narrated by none other than…

*drum roll*

PRUSSIA!

I am zeh awesome Prussia! Alex wanted me to narrate this one for her….so naturally, the awesome me will make it awesome!

Now that you're introduced(this is me, Alex speaking again) Let's continue with the story!

Enjoy! Sorry for any grammar mistakes!

I DON'T OWN HETALIA AXIS POWERS OR ITS CHARACTERS. ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED AND PLOTS MENTIONED FROM THE SERIES BELONG TO THE CREATORS OF HETALIA AXIS POWERS. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT FOR THE STORY BELOW.


Hello readers! I am zeh awesome Prussia! I'm going to tell you short story that goes along with this one! It's about England's night out, bar hopping with America and me. When you see italics, it is me, zeh awesome Prussia commenting.

It all started on a summer day in the middle of June (June is an awesome month…BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS ME!)

I was laying on America's couch watching T.V when England came into the room, with his arms crossed with America waving his arms and following him.

"Come on England! We haven't gone to a bar together in forever!" America exclaimed. England sat in the chair next to the couch and crossed his legs, "America, after what happened last time, I'm not drinking again."

America whined tossed my feet off the couch to sit down, "Hey! Watch it!" I snapped.

"Prussia dude! You drink a lot of beer, right?" America asked. I raised my eyebrow, "America, my awesome blood is made of beer. So yes I do."

America cheered, "YES Then can you go bar hopping with me tonight?"

I'm not kidding- My awesome blood is made of the awesomest thing on earth-which is beer!

I sat up and stretched, "Sure, but I should warn you-it's very hard for me to get drunk." America fist punched the air, "YES England see? Prussia can hardly get drunk! He can supervise us!"

I nodded, "I can do that. The awesome me can do anything."

England sighed, "Fine. But if I wake up with a tattoo and a bunch of phone numbers of people I don't know, I'm never going to drink with you two again."

America jumped up and laughed, "This is going to be fun."


Awesome skip to an awesome part


I took a sip of my drink, savoring the taste. "Ahh…I missed this taste," I commented.

"But you just went out last night with Germany," America said.

I shrugged and took another sip. England licked his lips, finishing off his first drink, "I never noticed how much I missed this."

America looked at him, "You're done with your first one already? Dude I'm only halfway into mine. Don't get too drunk before we get to the next bar."

England laughed, "Don't worry about me. I'll be fine, I promise."


Two hours later, at the fifth bar…


"America…are you on fire?" England slurred, placing his hand on American's shoulder.

America looked at him confused, "Um…no?"

England smiled seductively, "Cause urr hot."

America cleared his throat, "Buddy, you need to stop drinking," he said trying to take England's drink. England put it out of America's reach and kept talking.

"Hahaahahahahhahahahahahah America tell me, am I Catholic or Anglican?"

America gave him another confused look, "Anglican dude. Remember King Henry the eighth?"

England glared at his drink, "Oh yeah, that one. You know he wanted to divorce his wife causes she couldn't give birth to a son to rule? Joke's on him cause Elizabeth got to be queen. She was a nice person…OHHH I JUST REMEMBERED."

America jumped out of his seat, "What?"

England pointed at America, "You sir are a git." Then England busted out laughing.

I smiled and drained my glass, I wonder how America is when he's drunk….


Two more hours later-


"OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNNN YOU SEEEEEEEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHTTTT!" America sang loudly. I laughed as England smacked America in the face, "Be quiet bloody git. You're country's anthem sucks."

America took a gulp of beer, and poked England in the face, "It doesn't! But hey guess what?"

England gave a drunk smile," What?"

America slurred as he spoke," I have a tattoo of the state of Maine on my butt cheek."

America and England started to laugh uncontrollably.

I, on the other hand, took in my fifth beer and smiled to myself. "I'm not drunk yet and this is our last bar so I'll drive you both back to America's house."

America smacked me on the back, "SURE THING PRUSSIA DUDE BUT LET ME TELL YOU A THING."

I gave him a look of curiosity, "What? What is it?"

England got in between them, "We have a secret. About Germany."

I raised my eyebrow, "No one keeps secrets about my brother from the awesome me. What is it?"

America and England got in close and then America whispered, "Germany's doin' Italy."

Then they both laughed and clutched their stomachs. I shrugged again and drained down the rest of my beer. I don't know if it's true, but if it is, then it's no surprise, I thought to myself, as much as that Italian talks about him.

Then next morning, I was sitting on the couch at America's house, watching TV again as America and England sat next to me covered in a blanket.

"Never….again," England groaned. America chuckled, "That was fun….let's do it again sometime…ugh." I just laughed and stretched my arms, "You know…I never got drunk the whole time we went bar hopping last night." America looked at me, "How…?" I just patted him on the head, "Because I am awesome, that's how."

And so, England decided to never drink with America again…although he did it again the next week, but I, the awesome Prussia, was there so he felt better about getting drunk.

Well, that's the story. See you later people who are less awesome than me!


That was the extra chapter. Did you like it? Tell me in the reviews. Oh and I hope you enjoyed the adult mention with Italy and Germany in it.

Anyways, see ya later!-Alex