Title: Ringo and the 'drumsticks'
Rated: fucking creepy
Summary: why did my mind come up with this, srysly.

George and Ringo were in a relationship.
"GEORGEEEE" shouted Ringo
"WHAAAT?" shouted George
"I want a baby" said Ringo
"Lol k" replied George
"But we are both mens" said Ringo sadly
"Oh yeah" George said looking at his crotch, annoyed. "Why don't we cut it off?"
Ringo looked at his lover excitedly, "really, you'd do that for me?" He gasped
"Yes, I love you Rings"
"I love you too, Georgie"

Later on George was sitting on the bed, Ringo infront of him brandishing a knife.
"You ready George?" Ringo asked, getting in position
"Lol yeah" George replied, waving goodbye to his manhood.
And with one quick swipe, Ringo cut it off leaving behind a small stump.
"Lol, that hurt", George said, "now we can has babies"
But Ringo wasn't looking at his lover, he was too interested in the object in his hands. He started to giggle.
" you ok Richie?" George asked
Ringo turned around, laughing loudly, "look!" He said waggling the willy around, "it's like a drumstick"
"I guess" George wtfed. "Do you want to make baby now?"
Ringo was gone though.

Paul was sleeping when he was awoken by someone pulling down his pants. "jane, I'm tired", he groaned. When the person didn't reply he switched on the light next to him but as he did he felt his flappy get cut off
"ARGHHHUOHDGGHHHH" Paul screamed looking at Ringo holding his prized possession. "My peepee", he cried. "Why Ringo?"
"Now I have two drumsticks!" Ringo laughed and ran out the room leaving Paul to cry over his willy.

At rehearsal the next day, Paul and George were annoyed at Ringo. When they started to play the drums sounded wired and they turned round to see Ringo playing with their willies.
"wtf Ringo?" George shouted
John laughed, "baby penis!" High giving Ringo.
George blushed and grabbed his woohoo off Ringo. Ringo turned to George angrily and growled- brandishing Paul's willy like a sword. George did the same and the two Jedi fighters til George had Ringo on the floor.
"Do you surrender?" He shouted
"Lol no" replied Ringo
"K" George said and picked up the small drummer in his arms and threw him out the window. He's dead now.
The end.