Meet Nami the Cat Burglar Scout:
[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the Dock System of the Sunny rise, revealing a crouching Nami with other members of Mugiwara Crew, including Sanji with hearts on his eyes.]
[Nami watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]
[Nami takes her Clima-Tact and the Crew runs out to attack the point.]
[Nami charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing his teammates. She runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at her, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]
["Meet Nami" text appears] [Nami walks in front of the text, from off frame.]
Nami: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by Nami's Clima-Tact.]
Nami: " what's up, big guy?" (Winks like she does when is about to steal)
[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]
Nami: Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Heavy and Nami, Heav is yelling while trying to land a punch on Nami who dodge gracefully. Cuts back to Nami.]
Nami: "Basically – the best navigator in the world!"
[Back to fight. Nami is hitting Heavy with her Clima-Tact.]
Nami: "Oh man, I'm beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Heavy was electrocuted by Nami's Clima-Tact. Cuts back to Nami.]
Nami: " Are you listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I steal treasures."
[Cut back to fight, Nami whacks the Heavy in the gut with her Clima-Tact.]
Nami: "BOINK!"
Nami: [back to text] "I'm the Cat Burglar!"
[Nami hits the Heavy in the chin.]
Nami: "BONK!"
[Cuts back to Nami]
Nami: "I can steal your money before you can realize it!"
[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; Nami create a Storm with her Clima-Tact and a thunder hits Heavy.]
[Cuts back to Nami]
Nami: ( counting the money she steal from the spectator (that means you) and runs away) eh eh I told you, see ya!
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]
[Nami sits on the twitching body of the Heavy counting the four hundred thousand dollars she steal from the Heavy; the point is now Mugiwara's, wich symbol resemble they're Jolly Roger with the Staw Hat.]