Meet Franky the Cyborg Engineer
[("Meet Franky" text appears)
(Cut to Franky sitting on a toolbox and playing 'More Gun' on his guitar. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209.)
Franky: Hey look, buddy, I'm a SUPEEER shipwright! (He makes his pose) That means also I solve problems.
(A gunshot ricochets off the Sunny near Franky; he ignores it.)
Franky: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
(Two more gunshots ricochet off the Sunny, close to Franky's head. He glances briefly at the bullet holes.)
Franky: I solve practical problems.
(Franky takes a bottle of Cola from a nearby crate and swigs it as the level 1 Sentry Cannon (his personal Sentry project) near him swivels round and shoots an unseen Heavy.)
Heavy: (screams)
(Franky puts down the Cola and continues to play. The Kill counter clicks up from 209 to 210.)
Franky: For instance...
(The camera shows a BLU Sniper in the background trying to sneak up on Franky)
Franky: ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard bastard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
(The Sentry Cannon spots the Sniper and kills him. The Kill counter clicks up to 211.)
Franky: The answer...
(A level 2 Sentry Cannon fires and kills a Scout and an unseen enemy.)
Scout: (screams)
(Kill counter clicks up to 213)
Franky: ...use a gun. And if that don't work... [A level 3 Sentry Cannon fires rockets] ...use more gun.
(Franky stops playing and lift up a bit his sunglasses. A large explosion is heard and Franky grins happily, setting down again his sunglasses]
Unknown Assailant: My arm! (from off-screen)
(The Kill counter clicks up to 214. A severed Sniper's hand lands in front of Franky, who continues playing. The level 1 Sentry Cannon targets the hand)
Franky: Like this cute heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... (Franky kicks the hand, which is shot out of the air by the level 1 Sentry Cannon.)
Franky: ...Built by me...
(The level 1 Sentry Cannon shoots another Soldier. The Kill Counter clicks up to 215.)
Franky: ...and you'd best hope... (Serious) not pointed at you.
(The camera zooms out from Franky as his Sentry Cannons continue to devastate the attackers. It is revealed that the Thousand Sunny is crammed full of BLU Intelligence.) (Various screams)
(Franky's guitar sounds blend into the ambiance, before the piece ends with the Team Fortress 2 ending flourish.)