Meet Brook the Dead Bones Humming Brook
["Meet Brook" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of Brook, his purple Cane Sword in his elbow, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Brook is humming Binks No Sake with a spectral tone.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind Brook's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right? [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic.]
Scout: He's not here, is he? [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this f***ing thing off?!
[Cut to Brook cutting down the door into the BLU team's room with his sword, violin ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind in that skull...
[Cut to a cornered BLU Team while Brook is towering over them with a grim expression, scaring to death the mercenaries.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to show Brook from feet to head with a dark grim expression and red eyes…until he suddenly turns on the light and smiles happily)
Brook: Yohohoho, come on Everybody! Let's dance!
(BLU team is confused by this sudden change. Brook starts playing his violin singing Binks No Sake with joy. The music is catchy an so the BLU Team starts to dance involuntary)
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Umi kaze ki makaze nami makase
Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu
Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta
Sayonara minato,
Tsumugi no soto yo
DON to icchou utao, funade no uta
Kinpa-gimpa mo shibuki ni kaete
Oretachya yuku zo, umi no kagiri
(while dancing without control, BLU team start hitting some things, includins a few grenades wich rolls in a shred and explodes. Set mostrly of the near buildings on fire).
Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Warera kaizoku, umi watteku
Nami wo makura ni, negura wa fune yo
Ho ni hata ni ketateru wa dokuro
Arashi ga kita zo, senri no sora ni
Nami ga odoru yo, DORAMU narase
Okubyoukaze ni fukakerya saigo
Asu no asahi ga nai jo nashi
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
(BLU Team keep dancind and dancing, continuing to Blast and destroy the sheds. Weapons, gun powder, bombs and sentrys explodes in a rithm with the music. Everything around is set on fire)
Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Kyou ka asu ka to yoi no yume
Te wo furu kage ni, mou aenai yo
Nani wo kuyokuyo, asu mo tsukuyo
Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
DON to icchou utao, unaba wo uta
Douse dare demo itsuka wa hone yo
Hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
(almost to the end of the song, the BLU Team members start to pass out one after another, tired)
[BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard.]
Engineer: Dispenser down! (drops tired)
[The BLU Sniper is holding Brook's ankle.]
Sniper: Help!
[The Brook looks down]
Brook: yohohoho, of course! (he then plays Nemuriuta Flanc)
Sniper: aw, piss…(he pass out, snoring) zzz…
Finally, BLU Pyro is the only one standing and conscious. Brook approaches the Pyro with a sinister aura which scares the Pyro.
Brook: and now…(he then lift his hat like a gentleman, no more scaring) are you are a lady? If yes, can you show me your panties?
Pyro: MPH! (embarrassed and kicks away Brook)
Brook: Ouch, I'll take that as a no…(flies away in the sky).
[Pyro stand in the middle of his snoring teammates and facepalms while the scenario is still on fire. Fades on black]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
Brook: (appear in the screen) Yohohoho, skull joke! ;)