Meet the Meat
[Two slices of Meat are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Sake in the Sunny's fridge]
["Meet the Meat" text appears]
[Cut back to the Meat]
Luffy: [Groans hungrily, his stomach grumbles too]
Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"
Soldier: "You! Straw Hat! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
[Luffy opens the door, grabs a piece of Meat and closes the door]
Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"
Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"
Luffy: [Eats Meat] "Om nom nom nom..."
Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."
Scout: [Stuttering]"H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"
[Luffy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]
Luffy: Gomu Gomu No…
Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-" [Several loud thuds are heard, a sake bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly]
Luffy: "Shishishishi!" [Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, presumably the Scout's blood]
Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"
[More thuds are heard.]
Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."
[A thud and a snap is heard]
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You Mugiwara Crew ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of Sake falls over]
Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"
[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Meat]
[Cut to Luffy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Luffy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a lot of pieces of Meat]
Luffy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
Sanji and the rest of the crew: (off-screen) STOP EATING EVERYTHING, BAKA!