Dick had just finished explaining his master plan to Wally, who had a horrified look on his face.

"Got it?" said Dick.

"Y-yea. But aren't you afraid that we're going too far? Especially since we're dealing with Artemis and Zatanna. Don't you remember what they did to that one dude that tried to rob that lady?" Wally shivered from the thought of it.

"Don't be such a bitch. Plus what they did to that guy was nothing." Dick tried to say reassuringly, but was obviously shaken by the thought too.

"Dick. The guy asked for a life sentence in jail because of them." Wally justified.

"Well, I don't give a fuck. They deserve this. They went too far this time." Dick said with irritation in his voice.

"Dude, they just gossiped, all girls gossip. You're just mad because Zatanna called you a bitch."

"You're the one that's a bitch!" snapped Dick. "We've faced scary ass looking aliens and fucking violent psychopaths before and you're scared of two girls who barely weigh over 110 pounds each?"

"Pretty much." Wally replied.

"Ugh! Whatever, we're still doing this." While Dick said this, he was writing down the plan on a piece of paper and making a list of all the supplies they needed. He then took a moment to look up and ask Wally something.

"By the way, did umm, Zatanna tell Artemis anything else?" Dick asked tentatively.

"Not really, just some stuff about you being younger than her and how she doesn't want to do anything to serious with you until you go through puberty." Wally said laughing and putting air-quotes around serious.

Dick becoming frustrated again said, "I wouldn't be laughing Wally, Artemis told Zatanna some stuff about you too."

"Like what? Like how we've fucked so many times and how giant my dick is." Wally said boastingly.

Dick started cackling but managed to say, "Something like that."

Wally looked at Dick confused and asked, "Why are you laughing?"

Dick was able to hold in his laughter long enough to say, "She told Zatanna that you pre-ejaculated on your guys' first time." Dick bursted out laughing and then continued, "And is afraid of trying with you again hahahahaha!"

Wally immediately became red and was nonplussed. Dick just continued to laugh hysterically.

"Shut up! It's not that funny!"

"Hahahahahahaha! Whatever you say! Hahaha!" Dick continued to laugh hysterically.

"God damn it dude, your laugh is so fucking annoying!" Wally whined.

"Haha, you're just mad you couldn't keep it in your balls! Hahahaha!" Dick mocked.

"Argh! Artemis is so going to pay for this!" Wally groaned.

"That's the attitude Kid Flash, or should I say Kid SPLASH! Ahahaha!" Dick mocked again.

"That was so fucking lame dude."

"Who cares, you cummed your pants trying to fuck your girlfriend! Ahaha!" Dick mocked still amused at the fact.

Wally just glared at Dick who laughed his ass off for another 5 minutes.

"You done?" Wally asked annoyed.

"Haha, yea. I think so." Dick said out of breath.

"Good. Now what do we do?" asked Wally, still upset that Artemis told Zatanna all that.

"We need to get some stuff first before we can commence phase 1." Dick replied. "Here's a list of all the things we need."

Things we need for Operation :These Hoes Ain't Loyal

Wally gave Dick a disapproving look while shaking his head.

"What? All great plans need a name." Dick tried to justify.

Wally just ignored him and went back to reading the list.

1. 10 buckets of paint

2. Fishing Line

3. Girl Actor

4.Shit ton of dog shit

5. Smoke bomb

6. Oil

7. Inflatable pool

Wally smiled as read the list because he was already imagining how it would all turn out.
"I can't wait to see the look on their faces!" Wally said.

"Same and I'll have a camera with me to capture the moment when it all goes down." Dick said with a mischievous smile

"Nice!" Wally said approvingly, high-fiving Dick.

"Alright, let's go. The faster the better" said Dick.

Then they both left Dick's room laughing at how they both think their girlfriend's will react.

Sorry this one is so short and a little boring, but i promise the next couple of chapters will pick up and be more entertaining! Put in the reviews what you think their plan is I'd love to see what you guys can come up with and maybe ill change mine if i like one of your's a lot.

Please R&R, like always, im open to any tips and suggestions!

Thanks for the support!