Disclaimer: Still don't own them.

Katie hopped in the driver's seat of the yellow comaro. "Haha, Hey Alex check this out!" she said, pointing to the air-freshener. "Bee-otch" she read. "Hahaha that's funny. Wonder who put that in here?" she mused. Alex just giggled as she sat in the passenger's seat looking around at the perfect interior. "Jesus, it's spotless in here." she mumbled. "Check out the thing on the steering wheel. Looks like a robot." The girls smiled as they admired the car in all it's glory. "Well, whacha waitin' for? START 'ER UP!" Alex exclaimed happily.

Without hesitation, Katie stomped it and they sped out of the base and around the pavement outside. "You sure you know how to drive a car like this? Ya know it's different than a minivan!" Alex teased. "Yeah, you're right." Katie mumbled, slowing down. "That's what I thought." Alex mumbled making Katie scowl. "Like you can talk, you don't even have a car!" she exclaimed. "Like you do?" Alex retaliated, "You drive the neighbor's van and your mom's car!" Like always, the dispute quickly escalated into a full-blown argument. So much that Katie had to slow down the car just to yell at Alex. Suddenly, to both of the friends' surprise, the radio clicked on.

I'm 0 to 60 in 3.5

Baby, you got the keys

So shut up and drive.

And without finishing the song, it cut off. Alex looked at the radio in pure terror, but Katie, on the other hand, burst out in laughter and slammed her foot down on the gas. After a few laps around what was assumed to be a launch pad, the girls returned to the hanger.

"So how'd it go? You ladies enjoy the ride?" Epps asked as Katie parked the comaro in its original spot.

"Enjoy it?! This car is crazy!" Katie began to ramble about how awesome it was and how she'd have to drive it again sometime. Alex cooly responded "Something's wrong with the radio." Lennox and Epps shared an amused look, and the girls couldn't help but feel like they knew something they didn't. Katie was the first to speak. "What's so funny?" she questioned. "The radio does that sometimes, it's kinda glitchy." Lennox responded in a stressed tone.

After a few more minutes of meaningless chitter-chatter, Alex spoke. "So... what kinda jobs are we gonna be doing?" The matter was suddenly serious again. "Nothin' much, we just wanted you to keep the hanger clean, run errands when someone needs you to- ya know like getting us coffee or delivering papers to people across the base and stuff, maybe wash the cars occasionally... just stuff like that." Epps answered. "Sooo... we're errand girls." Katie stated. "Pretty much." the sergeant answered, and with that, he turned and walked off.

"Wait so... wha'd'we do right now?" Katie asked. "Well... it's getting pretty late and I don't know if anyone needs anything right off hand..." Lennox started. "Just get to the cafeteria and get some dinner. When you're done, you can go ahead and return to your rooms and get some sleep. Tomorrow morning you girls need to be up and motivated by six o'clock sharp. When you're ready, come down to the hanger and make yourselves useful. Brooms and mops are in the supply closet, buckets and sponges are on that shelf over there, and cleaning agents are with them." Lennox explained in more of a command than anything else. The girls' mouths dropped at his direct orders and he smirked. "Have a good evening, girls." he said before walking off.

"Okay... so what's on our agenda?" Katie chirped.

"Well, he didn't give us anything to do tonight sooo, do ya wanna get some food?" Alex answered.

"Omigosh yessss! Hey, you know what I was just thinking?"

"What?"

"He didn't tell us where the cafeteria was, did he?"

"Sure didn't."

"And you wouldn't happen to know, would you?"

"Not one bit."

Katie looked at her friend and sighed. "Well, I guess we can just walk around 'til we find it!"

The teens returned to their room groaning and complaining about the paste that was served for dinner. After walking up and down different hallways earlier, they had finally spotted the cafeteria, and boy was it packed. It felt like they were bacck in highschool when they were looking for two open seats.

"'Kay, so who gets the bathroom first?" Katie asked.

"Well since you take longer-"

"I listen to music when I'm in there okay?!"

"No you don't... that's my thing. YOU just stand in the shower singing until the water gets cold!" Alex argued.

"Fine, you first." Katie resigned.

As Alex gathered her pajamas and undergarments, Katie flipped on the tv in the corner of the room and mumbled to herself as she flipped through channels.

"UP N' ADAM LADIES!"

Katie woke up to a soldier knocking on their door.

"Ooooh- What?- Yeah, I'm up!" she replied groggily and heard the soldier walk away.

She looked over at her best friend in the bed across from hers. She looked so peaceful... and that was very rare. Alex had been through so much more than she led people to believe, and Katie was one of the only people that knew the real her.

The teen sighed and leaned across her bed, shaking her friend harshly.

"GEEEET UP LITTLE MISSY! TIME FLIES!" she yelled in her ear.

"AAAAAH!" Alex let out a shriek and fell to the floor, glaring at Katie.

"So, Nutter Butter, I was thinkin' after we get dressed, we get some breakfast then go to the hanger and wash the guys! How's 'at sound?" Katie asked.

"mmmmm." Alex was NOT a morning person. EVER.

After a while, both girls had gotten dressed and eaten their breakfast. Katie wore a white tank top with neon letters spelling out 'ATLANTA', bright blue checkerboard shorts, converse boots, and her orange bikini underneath. Her bikin wasn't what you'd expect. It was a two piece that exposed her stomache, but it barely showed any cleavage anywhere.

Alex, however, wore a one piece bathing suit. It was black and showed a good amount of her breasts and butt. Over it, she wore a jet black T-shirt, frayed jean shorts, and converses.

As they approached the hanger doors, Alex grabbed a sponge and bucket with soap while Katie found a hose.

"So which one ya wanna do first?" Alex asked.

"Hmmmm... well you seem to like the Topkick... and I like the Comaro and the semi. So, we can do the GMC first and then go from there." Katie smiled. Alex gave her a smile of recognition.

Walking up to the gigantic vehicle, Katie began to soak it with the hose. Suddenly the truck... vibrated. "What was that?" Katie asked.

"I dunno..." Alex replied nervously. "Why's it so high off its axels?"

Katie looked at it and thought for a minute. What the fuck is an axel? Trying to hide her obvious confusion, she just shrugged. "You wanna soap 'im up while I try to find some towels to dry 'em off with?

"Yeah sure." Alex replied, climbing on the front of the vehicle to get to the windshield. She leaned over, pressing her chest flat onto the hood. It suddly heated under her, but she ignored it. I'll have to tell somebody about that later. She continued for a few seconds before she slipped on the soapy bumper sending her leg out from under her. Her legs parted and she grabbed the side of the door frame for support. Shit! she thought, having a mix between a mini stroke and a slight mental breakdown.

She examined her position, glad nobody was in eye-shot at the moment. Her legs were strattling the area near the headlight and her breasts were pressed on the hood, which was still heating up. After finally climbing down, she took a minute to catch her breath.

"Wow... you are a big guy." she thought aloud, walking around the truck. "Handsome too... but you got a little somethin' right here." she said, bending down under the tailgate. She wiped at the dust near the exhaust pipe and the vehicle suddenly shot forward. Attempting to ignore it, she wiped again. It did it again.

Alex stood up, slightly creeped out.

"Ughh. What do I have to do? Hold you down?" she asked.

"WOAH! TRUCKIE BE LOOKIN' GOOOD!" Katie yelled from a few yards away. She had several supplies in her hand including a towel, extra clothes, and some of her perfume.

"What the heck is that for?" Alex asked, referring to the scented spray in her left hand.

"I wanna make 'em smell good."

"Why?"

"For... the soldiers... ya know like in battle."

"Ok, first of all, since when do soldiers ride million dollar vehicles into battle?! Secondly, yeah that'll do 'em some good. I can see it now! 'Captain, you shoot the bad guy with this, and I'll drive over there and make him smell like a lavender breeze!'" Alex retorted sarcastically.

"Shut up! I mean... there has to be a reason they have all these badass cars sitting around. It's not like the commander or whatever just has a fascination with hotrods." Katie reasoned.

"You know, it's none of our business anyway, Kate. Let's just wash them for now."

"K."

"Ya know, this big guy's breaks must be faulty or something."

"Why do you say that? He looks like he's in tip-top condition."

"Yeah, well the thing keeps rolling forward when I wash it."

Katie snickered. "Heh, he prob'ly doesn't like you."

"Shut up... and why do you keep calling it a 'he'?"

"Does this truck really look like a 'she'?" she asked sarcastically.

"It really looks like an 'it'!"

"Whatever you say. I think it's a Japanese robot made to learn the art of the samuri. WAAH!" Katie began doing kung-fu moves and poses.

Alex laughed. "You're ridiculous." she said.

...

"But... maybe there is alot more than meets the eye..."

AN: Sooooo... Alex is starting to make assumptions. Wonder how long it'll be before she figures out they're not just cars. And what about her ex-boyfriend? Maybe there's alot more than meets the eye with both bot and human! Read on to find out! And review please! THANK YOU! :)