101 Ways to get in Trouble in the Survey Corps

by Erik Graves son of Death

101 Ways to Get in trouble in the Survey Corps! Wherein Sasha and Connie get into trouble, Armin can kick ass if he has too and Hanji is still crazy! Based off of a fic called ways to get kicked out of the survey corps.

3. Chapter 3

22. Do NOT allow Hanji to 'Play' with Eren.

Eren was later found missing all limbs. Fortunately, they grew back.

23. For the love of GOD do NOT allow Hanji unsupervised access to the lab!

She switched Mikasa's and Eren's bodies, Turned Armin into a girl (he didn't complain), created the internet and posted yaoi on it, then made a miniature of herself.

24. Do NOT introduce the Survey Corps. to the internet!

"Mikasa?" Eren said in the smallest voice possible. "Yes Eren?" She replied. "I don't like Gay porn" was all he said before passing out.

25. Do not hit Mikasa for no reason.

Connie punched her in the shoulder saying "Punch wagon no punch backs!" before getting drop kicked by Eren who gave off an aura similar to Levi.

26. Do NOT give Krista coffee.

Everyone thought it would be okay, that the tiny goddess couldn't do anything evil. They were wrong, oh so very wrong. The screams of the 104th were heard for miles.

27. Do NOT introduce the Christianity to the SNK world.

Levi raised the Book of Armaments up high reading:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutangs an breakfast cereals., and fruit bats. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Eren then pulled out the holy pin. "One. Two. FIVE!" he said before being corrected by Armin "Three Sir, three!" he yelled. "THREE!" Eren yelled before lobbing the grenade at a titan.

27. Do NOT give Levi cleaning products for his birthday. He was not amused.

28. Nor give Mikasa a new scarf.

She set it on fire then snuggled her face into her original scarf smiling.

29. Do NOT 'Give' Krista to Ymir.

The HQ once again had to be evacuated to escape the sexual sounds.

30. Do NOT hit Levi with a mudball.

Eren was later found next to Connie and Sasha dangling off the edge of Wall Rose. In handcuffs.