31. Do NOT poke Eren incessantly.
Levi did this as his chosen way to drive his subordinate to insanity. Eren went full titan and punted the midget into the side of Wall Rose. He is currently hanging alongside Connie and Sasha. In handcuffs.
32. Do NOT steal Mikasa's Scarf.
Erwin thought it was a good idea for national prank day. He is currently located next to Levi. Hanging off Wall Rose. In handcuffs.
33. Do NOT flirt with Mikasa.
Jean finally grew a pair and tried. They were soon removed all while Mikasa was yelling 'I love no one but Eren'.
34. Do NOT give Eren caffeine.
"HeywhatsgoingonthisshitisgoodIlikeyourhairletskillsometitansILIKETRAINS" was all he said before falling face first unconscious.
35. Do NOT give Mikasa coffee.
Instead of talking very quickly then passing out, she grabbed her 3DMG and Eren and disappeared for a day.
36. Do NOT tell Erwin that it is a good idea to blow Annie out of her Crystal with explosives.
He smiled, quite insanely, then started pulling dynamite out of a backpack and placing it around her.
37. Do NOT tell Erwin that Levi is gay for him.
Erwin puked, while yelling "Straight as a board!"
38. Do NOT tell Krista that Hanji 'accidentally' turned Ymir's clitoris into a penis.
She smiled, insanely. The HQ once again had to evacuate to escape the sounds of sex. All while Levi was muttering "Horny Brats"
39. Do NOT give titans testosterone gel.
Hanji gave this a shot, deciding it was a good experiment. She was later found curled up in her bed whimpering with a smile on her face.
40. Do NOT use Levi as titan bait.
Erwin decided it was a good idea, because he could fight his way out if he had to. The titans ignored him because he was too small, and he annihilated the horde because of that.