51. I will not point out that if Eren and Mikasa got married, Levi would be Eren's in-law.

"Mikasa, we cannot date!" Eren declared. "Why the hell not? You aren't thinking that it is incest are you?" she responded.

"No. I would be related to that bastard by law" Eren said, while pointing at Levi.

52. I will not end everything with 'in accordance with the prophecy'.

Levi walked through the halls holding a torch and some gas, while Connie murmured in his corner "In accordance with the prophecy", while crying.

53. Nor will I reply to everything with 'thats what she said.'

Connie was later found face planted in Wall Sina.

54. I will not transform into a titan to scare the new recruits.

Eren was bored, he ended up blowing a hole in the roof.

55. I will not invent a new language.

Eren created pig latin and tried to talk to titans with it. It didn't work and he is still regenerating his left leg.

55. I will not plan world domination.

"COME MY GNOMES! WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" was all Levi had to hear from Hanji to make him turn around and walk the other way.

56. I will not speak japanese.

"Konnichiwa Mikasa-sama!" was Jean's 589th attempt at winning her over, this time using Mikasa's language. She walked the other way. Again. For the 590th time.

57. I will not switch Eren and Jean's bodies.

Screams were heard for many miles.

58. I will not compare the Suvey Corps to the Avengers.

"Hey Jean? I just realized that the Survey Corps are like the Avengers." Armin said as he sat on a couch reading a book while Jean was playing a game of chess with Connie.

59. Nor will I compare Eren to the incredible hulk.

"Eren is the hulk, because he can transform like the hulk can." Armin continued.

60. Nor will I compare Mikasa to Black Widow.

"Mikasa is Black Widow because of her skill set. She is athletic, lithe and kills anything as if its a joke." he added.

61. Nor will I compare Erwin to Nick Fury.

"And Erwin would be Nick Fury, because he is the badass commander!" Armin finished.

"Armin, who in the HELL are the Avengers?" Jean asked

62. I will not declare today national cleaning day.

Eren, Connie, Jean and Mikasa ended up scarred for their lives after seeing Levi singing 'Celebrate' and dancing. With a broom.

63. I will not study Levi to see why hes so short.

Eren had his right hand promptly removed.

64. I will not study Krista and Armin to see why they look so similar.

Ymir eventually came to the realization that Krista and Armin were actually long lost cousins.

65. I will not invent a new religion.

"I call it, JEANISM!" multiple fangirls declared

66. I will not worship Jean in this new religion.

"All hail the great Jean!"

67. Nor will I name him 'Jean, god of horses.'

"All hail the God of Horses...All hail Jean!"

68. I will not stalk Eren.

Eren locked himself in his closet and didn't come out for a 3 days. Mikasa became depressed.

69. I will not stalk Levi.

Connie woke up for another day of trolling Levi by stalking him, only to find that his head had been covered in whip cream.

70. I will not stalk Armin.

Armin stabbed Jean after 3 days of being stalked.

Hey Guys, its Erik's thought projection again! Just wanted to apologize for breaking my arm and depriving you guys of some LOL time, so enjoy this extra long chapter!