We are all eating and I decied that its a good time to do it. I stand on the table to try to get everyone's attention.
"Hey everyone I have something to say." Everyone ignores me and I give a look to Four.
"Everyone shut up. This dumb kid has something to say. Let us all laugh when he chokes on his words." Four sits down and everyone goes silent. I can always count on him for helping them making fun of me. i stand on the table and try to do my best announcer voice.
"Ladys and gentlemen I am Uriah and I have a song to sing. I dedicate it to someone very special to me." Four laughs and I glare at him.
" Oh, kiss me
Flick your cigarette then kiss me
Kiss me where your eye won't meet me
Meet me where your mind won't kiss me." I kind of pause cause no ones doing anything.
"Flick your eyes and mine and then hit me
Hit me with your eyes so sweetly
Oh, you know, you know, you know that, yes, I love
I mean I'd love to get to know you
Do you never wonder?
No, no, no, no
You girls never know, oh, no, you girls will never know
No, you girls never know how you make a boy feel
You girls never know, oh, no, you girls will never know
No, you girls never know how you make a boy feel
How you make a boy." A couple of people start banging the be at on the table and I get more into the song.
"Oh, kiss me
Flick your cigarette and then kiss me
Kiss me where your eye won't meet me
Meet me where your eye won't flick me
Flick your mind and mine so briefly
Oh, you know, you know you're so sweetly
Oh, you know, you know, I know that I love you
I mean I, I mean I need to love
Do you never wonder?
No, no, no, no
You girls never know, oh, no, you girls will never know
No, you girls never know how you make a boy feel
You girls never know, oh, no, you girls will never know
No, you girls never know how you make a boy feel
How you make a boy feel, how you make a boy
Sometimes I say stupid things that I think
Well, I mean, I, sometimes I think the stupidest things
Because I never wonder how the girl feels
Oh, how the girl feels
No, you boys never care, oh, no, you boys will never care
No, you boys never care, how the girl feels
You boys never care, you dirty boys will never care
No, you boys never care, how the girl feels
Oh, how the girl feels, oh, how the girl feels." I finish and everyone hoots and shots that I was terrible.
"That was awful." someone yelled.
"And I love you random citizen." I say pointing in the direction I think it came from.
"Who was it for?" A girl shouted. I looked at Marlene and pull her on the table. I kiss her in front of everyone. She pushed my away and she fell off the table but was caught by Will.
"Deeennnniiieeddd. Dissed. Ooh." Came from the crowd. I was kinda crushed that she pushed away.
"Sorry guys I was just caught off guard." She climbed back on the table and tackled me off onto the floor and kissed me. Today is the day I got my girl.
"Dauntless cake for everyone." Four cheered.