HEY people! Anyway, thanks for the reviews.
just your average surfer girl- thanks :) MOTIVATIONAL BOOST! :)
feather flyer- yeah, i sorta realized...but don't worry! If there wasn't enough in the last chapter, this will hopefully make up for it
Fax3 -IKR! Boys can be just terrible when daring people (no offense, guys, but...it's true) one time, I was dared to go to a store person at a jewelry store and ask them if i could see this super expensive wedding ring and then say I wanted to propose to someone...OMG awkwardest moment in my life! I ran out of the store before she could say anything... and BTW, if you didn't know, yeah, I'm a girl
vivi-rose -gotta love Coldplay 3...and converse :)
anyway, now, enjoy MAX AND KATE'S PRANKING GAMES! :)
So, remember how I told Kate she needed to experience pranking a teacher? Yeah, well, she asked me to help her with a prank because some stupid guy named Ratchet challenged her. Who could cause the most commotion or something.
Apparently, Fang was Ratchet's friend, and he knew exactly what his pranking style was. Fang scoffed, claiming that this was just Ratchet's way of flirting. I told Kate, and she just blushed. I mean, tons of guys crushed on her, so blushing just because of this one guy probably meant she liked him.
"Kate! What are we gonna do for a prank?"I asked. I flopped onto her periwinkle bed. "It has to be big. It has to be publicized. Everyone has to know about it. And it has to embarrass the heck out of which teacher we're pranking,"I mused, thinking. Kate's eyes narrowed as she sat next to me, looking at her laptop.
"Let's prank Mr. Destiny. I swear, if he gives me another B plus on my math homework, I'm going to choke him!"Kate grumbled. She flicked a strand of dark hair out of her almond-shaped eyes.
"Oh, yeah, and Ms. Molly. Ugh! I hate her and so does everyone else,"I said. Both of us ranted on about our annoying teachers.
The dots connected in my mind, and I hatched the perfect plan. "I like how you think, Kate,"I replied, grinning.
Kate's eyes popped out of her head as I whispered the plan.
And the next day, the plan came to life.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"I sat in a bathroom, using a voice modifier as I spoke into the mic. The bathroom was locked, and I had direct contact with Kate, making sure everything ran smoothly. Right now, my voice was being broadcast to everyone in the lunch room, which meant everyone in our grade. Nudge had hacked into the schools' system, so now the prank would run perfect. I also told a random kid in my class to record my voice.
"Welcome to the First Showing of 'How to Prank an Epic-ally Amazing Prank!'"I said, clicking a button on my laptop that sounded clapping. Kate whispered through her cell phone, "So far so good."
"And now...let's show the first part of our show starring Mr. Destiny!"I said. I stifled a giggle before watching the live video feed on my laptop. The live video of Mr. Destiny, recording right now, was on all five TV screens in the cafeteria.
"Scene 1: Destiny enters his classroom, grumbling to himself. He looks...sentimental,"I said in the mysterious voice of a detective. I could practically hear the laughter from the cafeteria. Someone, someone I hired to dress in a clown suit and act, walked up to Mr. Destiny. "Hey, dude,"he drawled in a west coast way. "Dude, did you take the balls in the ball pit at Bounce U yesterday? There's nothing in the pit."
"And the clown questions Mr. Destiny, suspicious. Did he or did he not steal those bouncy balls from the ball pit in Bounce U?"I asked, emphasizing 'did he or did he not'.
Mr. Destiny glared, telling him to go away. He finally opened his classroom, and the camera zooms in closer, thanks to Nudge and her super technological skills. And that was when everything turned slow-mo. Mr. Destiny shrieked in terror as thousands of small balls from the room tumbled out in a massive avalanche of colored balls. Since he knew about this, the clown guy I hired jumped out of the way. "Hey! You did steal the balls from the ball pit!"he yelled before darting around the corner.
The camera zoomed in, showing the teacher collapsed on the floor, covered by a mountain of balls.
"So that concludes the mystery...and the first prank of our new show! Mr. Destiny stole the balls!"I finished.
Kate signaled me the all-clear. "Next, we have a single woman who teaches Chemistry and obsesses over her seven cats,"I said. Nudge switched all of the TV screens to look through camera two, which was planted right above the flag in Ms. Molly's room.
"We all know her as Ms. Molly, lone cat lady,"I said dramatically. I snickered as I watched.
"Aw,"she cooed, kissing pictures of her cats displayed on her laptop. The camera fixed on the laptop screen, showing Ms. Molly's facebook page, which was covered with pictures of her cats. Yesterday, Nudge had hacked into Ms. Molly's computer and programmed it to do...what it was about to do now.
"Scene 3: In Ms. Molly's classroom, she looks at pics of her adorable wittle baby cats."
Ms. Molly clicked on the picture of a midnight black cat with green eyes, attempting to make it larger. This transferred her straight to another window, showing a picture of that cat.
"YO, GET A LIFE, TEACH. DO I HAVE TO PREACH? WE REALLY DON'T NEED YOUR CUDDLES, IT MAKES US TURN SICK TO PUDDLES. SO YA, WE TIRED OF YOUR WEIRDNESS, OH. TRY TO GET A BOYFRIEND, WHOA. MISS US? DON'T KISS US. WE REALLY WANNA BE FREE HERE, WE WANNA DISAPPEAR, HEAR? CAN'T LIVE THIS LIFE, RATHER HAVE A WIFE. SO, YO. PLEASE LET US GO."a fake mouth on the cat rapped. It started moving around the region where the cat's mouth should've been.
Ms. Molly fell out of her chair. I heard Kate giggle. "OMG, Max, you genius,"she whispered.
Ms. Molly screamed, "MY POOR KITTENS! WHAT HAS HAPPENED! OH, NO, THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END...NO!"
"Scene 4: Ms. Molly falls into hysteria watching her kittens free-verse about wanting to leave her,"I announced, snickering slightly.
Kate laughed a full-blown laugh, and I could hear the uproar in the cafeteria through the phone.
"And...drum roll please..."I said. Loud drumming sounded through the phone. "Our last act of the day...Mr. Collins!"I cried.
Kate muttered, "Still good, Max. Better hurry up before Nudge loses access."
"OK! Scene 5: Mr. Collins is in the teachers' lounge all by himself,"I said. Nudge switched to the last camera settled in the teachers' lounge in a very hidden spot.
Mr. Collins grumbled, sifting through paperwork. Suddenly his eyes narrowed. This prank I had help from Iggy and Gazzy, kings of pranking themselves. The camera zoomed in, showing the paper Mr. Collins held angrily. "What is this mess?"he asked. It was a newspaper with an ad circled in bold black sharpie.
The ad read:
Mr. Collins for Free Baby-sitting at your service! He'll even send you a FREE life-size poster of One Direction! E-mail him now: mrcschool
(A/N: just pretend that's an email address)
His picture from the school yearbook was printed on the ad in black and white. He cursed at the real newspaper ad that we really actually put up and reached into the froM packet of his backpack to grab his phone.
"Scene 6: Mr. Collins reaches for his phone...and just watch the horror..."I whispered into the mic.
"AHHHH! WHAT IS THIS!"he screamed. Instead of grabbing his phone, Mr. Collins pulled out an Iggy-Gazzy patented stink bomb. He coughed, gasping. "Why...so...stinky..." COUGH. "Someone...help...me..." COUGH. Mr. Collins walked out of the door, which triggered the eggs to drop on his face. "Urgh..."
As he left, the door closed, and the school system automatically released air freshener. Nudge had programmed it to be used, since our school already had this cleaning system.
"And that, ladies and gents, concludes today's segment. Stay tuned next week!"I finished. I played closing music from the Jeopardy Show, and I clicked off all of my electronics before stuffing them into my backpack and walking out.
"It's all clear in the hallway,"Kate said, waving at me before dashing back into the cafeteria.
As I stuffed my tools into my locker, I quickly joined everyone in the cafeteria. I saw Nudge and clown boy (Fang), looking perfectly normal. Everything was perfect.
The principal, who looked very pissed, didn't have any proof. The good thing about this school was that the principal couldn't do anything without the permission of a selected student council. The council voted, and from there, the decisions were made. He wanted to cancel the Halloween party in a while, but our student council voted against it. I was very lucky that Anika was in student council, and that she participated in the pranks.
After he left, the entire cafeteria talked about it. Who were these mysterious heroes that showed their least favorite teachers who was on top?
And how did they do it?
Well. A magician should never reveal her secrets. ;)
HAHA Anyway, I actually wrote the rapping thing by myself. I may listen to Nicki Minaj a lot, but I seriously can't rap..I basically disgrace the name of rapping LOL
so sorry if that was the worst rap you've ever heard
the next chapter is super crazy..I know. but after that, things will sorta calm down..unless you want more funny and dramatic chapters :) i really don't want one story with so many events...if you get what I mean
anyway, thanks for reading
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ROCK ON!
oh yeah, forgot,
Book of the day: Fault in our stars, John Green
song of the day: troublemaker, Oily Murs ft. Flo Rido