A/N: I'm here again with another chapter. :) This time the one who accidentally called Yato was Midorima. I really enjoy writing this chapter because Shin-chan is such a tsundere.. :D

text inside [...] were text messages.

Disclaimer: I do not own that charming-energetic-troll-not-sure-if-really-god Yato and those over power bishies playing basketball.

[From: Akashi

I have an urgent matter to discuss. Call me this instant.]

Sighs. What does he want? I'm peacefully eating my... no erase that I'm not peacefully eating my lunch because Takao keeps bugging me for no particular reason. I just hope that it's really an urgent matter because if not, I stop enjoying my red bean soup for nothing. Midorima thinks to himself then push the call button on his phone.

"Hello Akashi. What's the urgent matter you want to discuss?"

"Moshi-moshi! Thank you for calling! Fast, affordable, and reliable! delivery god Yato, at your service!" The person on the other line answered with a very irritating loud voice.

The heck is wrong with Akashi? He tell me to call for an urgent matter but he just wants to play a prank on me. The green bespectacled boy thought, a red tick can be seen at the side of his forehead.

"Akashi It's not that I care but do you somehow got a fever? What has gotten into you? If you don't really have an urgent matter to discuss I'll hang up now."

"Akashi? I'm not Akashi! But your very lucky today! You call me, Yato the god! I can grant you any wish for a very affordable price of 5 yen" replied by the person on the other line.

Yato the god? Who's that? If Akashi will become a God then the God of Underworld is the only befitting title, he's the reincarnation of Satan himself. Midorima thought.

"I know that I'm lucky because Cancer rank as no. 1 on Oha Asa today and I have my lucky item which is a minion plushie. But what's with that wish? I am not questioning you." (I'm afraid to die young) he thought then continues. "and I know your rich but you can't grant me anything. I only believe on the saying Man proposes, God disposes nanodayo"

"But I am a God! I just told you earlier! I know a brat like you can't believe me but It's the truth! How many years do you think I already live in this world? So just tell me your wish." Yato said.

"I don't believe you. What is that you really want?"

What is wrong with him today. Did he just call me a brat?! I know he is quite arrogant but he seems really annoying today. Did he catch the virus for being an idiot? But we have been together with Aomine, Kise, Murasakibara and Kuroko for three years at Teiko and this was the first time that he acted like this.

Maybe I could just play along to make him stop. But what could be a fitting wish if I can ask anything? I can ask for that vintage figure of Mogora(1) that was released during the original broadcast of Gultraman(2) or maybe a lifetime supply of lucky items. I can also ask him to torture Takao as a revenge for mocking me and showing that recorded video(3) of me to the whole team. And seriously what's the big deal with it?! I just told them that I would draw the attention of Seirin to me then I will pass the ball. It was necessary for our victory nanodayo.

But No! I couldn't wish that. I would punish Takao myself because I am sure he can't survive Akashi's torture. He can't die yet because we still have a match the next day. Maybe I can ask Takao if he have any idea of what could be a fitting wish.

"Takao, I need to ask you something."

"What is it Shin-chan? And who are you calling? It's only 10mins until lunch break is over and you haven't finished your bento" said the raven head.

"Hmmmp, who are you to worry about me. We're not friends. And by the way, if you can wish for anything what will you ask?"

"Pfft.. Seriously Shin-chan! We come to school together, go home together, and your even eating your lunch with me now and your still saying that we're not friends. You're the tsundere of all tsunderes! hahaha"

"Shut up Takao! I'm not a tsundere! And what about my question earlier."

"Oh about the wish? You're serious about that. Then I will wish that Shin-chan will be honest even just for a day. That will be really interesting. hehehe"

"What's with that wish? It's really nonsense" he was clearly annoyed by his answer.

This is stupid. Take note to self: Never ask annoying Takao anything.

"Hello? HELLLLLLLLLLLO? Are you still there?" A loud voice from the phone interrupted them.

"Yes and I decided what my wish is nanodayo." Said Midorima.

"Really? Really? So brat what's your wish?" Yato said excitedly.

"My wish is for me to continue my lunch so I can head back to class. It's only 5mins until lunch break is over so I will hang up now. Bye Akashi." And with that he ended the call.

Meanwhile on the other line.

"Whaaaaaaaaaat? That's it! And what about my 5yen."

Yato become disappointed for losing another client.

OMAKE

A few minutes before the bell rings, the green head headed back to their classroom. He forgot his phone because he was really annoyed to Takao and dumbfounded by Akashi's call. Takao notice his phone and saw an incoming message.

[From: Akashi

I will not repeat myself Shintarou]

"So Akashi is asking Shin-chan for his wish. Maybe he was asking a deal when we won against Rakuzan. I know how tsundere Shin-chan is so.." The raven haired point guard thought to himself. His face then became excited and then he began typing a message.

[From: Midorima

I wish for a full stadium full of beautiful cheering girls for Shotoku in our game. You know my type don't you?]

A/N:

(1) A monster from Gultraman. It's one of Midorima's lucky item from "Kuroko no Basuke" DVD Vol. 4 Audio Drama Feat. Midorima Shintarou.

(2) A parody of Ultraman

(3) During the half break on the Shuutoku vs Seirin match on the Winter Cup preliminaries, Midorima tells his team that he will draw Seirin to him then pass the ball. This shocked the whole team because they know he is a prideful man. In season 2 NG Shuu, Takao recorded Midorima during that scene. He show it to the whole team and play it repeatedly. Miyaji, Kimura and Takao laughed so hard and this made Midorima very annoyed.

Bonus: The scene from Omake was based from the post I see on Tumblr. Tatsuhisa Suzuki (Takao's seiyuu, also my husband :P) trolls the other seiyuu during their break time on the Free! event last January. The other seiyuus left their phones during break time and when they have their phones back, they have nonsense posts on their tweeter account and the suspect is none other than Tattsun.. :D

Again pardon me for the grammatical errors.