A/N: Hi again.. I was about to write Murasakibara's chapter so I tried to search desserts as reference but then I became too distracted with those damn sweets and forgot what I was about to write. And then my friend and I had this conversation about how talkative Kise was then I got the idea for this chapter. So thanks Sheen-chan! I also add something on the Omake of chapter 1 because the Omakes will be related to a future chapter ;)
Also thank you for those who like, favourite and give reviews to this story.. Hope you like this chapter. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own that charming-energetic-troll-not-sure-if-really-god Yato and those over power bishies playing basketball.
Another day had passed and Yato continue to wear that frustrated expression on his face. The last few days had been really depressing and the reason was the failed calls he received from two clients. How can he build his dream shrine and finally enjoy a luxurious life when he can't even grant some proper wish to those two person.
So after those incidents he tried to work harder. He write his phone number to every park, train station and even public rest rooms that he saw just to make his business bloom. He was too desperate to speed up his money saving plans.
And so one day, when he wasn't expecting anything and cursing why life had been too cruel for him to stay on a naked-like state, his phone suddenly rings.
riiiiiiiiiiiiing.. riiiiiiiiiiiiing..
"Moshi moshi! This is Yato-desu! Fast, affordable and reliable at your service! Anything you want, I can grant it to you! And just for a very cheap price of five yen!" he answered the phone in a very energetic manner.
"A.. Aka.. AKASHICCHI!? I can't believe this! I really can't! This is the first time that you answer my call energetically. You would always ignore my calls or even my messages. Uwaaah I'm so happy right now I feel like crying" a certain teen with a blonde hair answer the other line.
Oh this one is quite noisy it's annoying but I can't fail now! My future luxury is at stake. Yato thought then answer the person on the other line.
"Akashicchi? Who's that? I don't know that person! My name is Yato and I am a God. And yeah! You should be happy because as I said earlier I can grant you anything!" he said with a bashful voice, trying to impress the person on the other line.
"Eeeeeh? You're not Akashicchi? Then who are you?" He was surprised on how he was acting but he's sure that it was he's former captain's voice.
"Aren't you listening brat?! As I said earlier my name is Yato. Remember it now! And I am a God! You hear me? A GOD." Yato tell his new client, emphasizing what he is.
"Akashicchi, are you just killing some time? Please spare me." Kise whines. He thought that the red head was bored and decided to play a prank on him to make him suffer.
"How many times do I have to tell you I'm not Akashicchi. Stop calling me that! My name is Yato! And also tell me your name so I'll know how to call you." Yato started to feel irritated.
Kise panic because he notice that he is starting to annoy he's former captain and the last thing he wants to do is to make him angry. Then he remembers a certain event from their middle school. The red head develop another personality after one of his eyes change its colour. So maybe this Yato guy is actually Akashicchi's third personality? He then answer the guy on the other line.
"Hello Yatocchi? I understand now. Nice to meet you! My name is Kise Ryota." he greeted him and tried to be nice.
He have to be careful after all, Akashicchi is Akashicchi. He is Yatocchi now but he might remember what happen when he became he's old self again and he don't want to experience those hell like punishments once more. Just thinking about it give him chills.
"Eeeeh? Kise Ryota?! You mean that famous model Kise Ryota." Yato was shocked to find out who the person on the other line was.
"Hai. Hai. That Kise Ryota. I'm happy that you recognize me Yatocchi." Kise tell him.
"To think that I was actually talking to someone famous right now! I will brag this to Hiyori when I see her. Also your one of the most followed personality in twitter. " Yato tell the model.
I've been stalking his account to see if I can get any ideas on how to become popular but all he's tweets were just bragging and It's damn annoying. Why would girls liked this type of guy? He's just plain annoying and I bet I'll be more handsome than him if I dress in clothes he wore on those magazines. Yato thought to himself then continue to speak with the yellow head.
"I followed you but you never follow me back. Are all famous people that arrogant?! tsk." Yato tell the blonde.
Eeeh? But I follow back all my followers. Kise thought then answered. "Gomen Yatocchi I might missed you when I checked my alerts. What's your twitter account I'll follow you back now."
"Just search YatoKamiSama" Yato thought he's annoying but he got thrilled having another follower other than Hiyori.
"Got it Yatocchi. And my pictorial was about to start gomen I have to go now. Bye bye su~."
"Bye bye" Yato ended the call but after he pressed the end button he remembered something. He was too distracted with having a famous personality as a follower in twitter that he forgot something important.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.. THE WISH." he shouted.
After that day, Yato thought that the famous model would immediately forgot him but he was totally wrong. The blonde keep sending him messages not just frequently but every damn 10 minutes! And it's really annoying. Not only the blonde keep bragging about himself, he's messages were composed with an enormous amount of emoticons. He was like a grade school student rather than a high school teenager. He was thinking how bothersome the brat was when he received another text from him.
[From: Cheeky Blonde Brat
Kon'nichiwasuu~ Yatocchi.. ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
My pictorial finally ends. (;´Д`) Again I received a lot of attention from my fangirls. ~(˘▾˘)~ I also received a lot of gifts! o(^▽^)o I would like to share some of the chocolates to you since I can't eat all of them any way. o(≧∇≦o)]
Yato was on the verge of throwing his phone after reading the new message but he restrained himself because he can't afford a replacement if his phone got broken. He then decided to just ignore the annoying messages until he grant the blonde's wish.
On the other hand, the blonde have no idea that the God was really annoyed with him and just keep enjoying sending messages. He was not sure what phone number does he's former captain uses because the red head often changes his contact information, that's why he decided to add all the phone numbers on his address book that was saved under his name whenever he send him the messages.
After several days, Yato couldn't take it anymore and finally decided to sever ties with the famous model and GOM member named as Kise Ryota. After that, all the information regarding the God had vanished from the blondes memory. Kise forgot everything but a certain teen with a heterochromatic eyes didn't. Yato's contact information were erased from all of Kise's messages making them addressed only to his former captain. The model had no idea that the red head already decided on what punishment would be the most painful for him.
Omake
Kise was on his way to one of his pictorials when he received a message from one of his former teammates.
[From: Midorimacchi
Akashi wants me to tell you that he will pay you a visit one of this days and you know what to expect for pestering him. ]
"Eeeeh. But I didn't do anything." Kise exclaimed. Tears started to fall from his eyes. He tried to remember if he did something wrong to received the wrath of his former captain but he can't recall anything. He then reply to the green head.
[To: Midorimacchi
Waaaah! What should I do Midorimacchi?( TДT)
I didn't do anything to make Akashicchi angry. ( ≧Д≦)
Help me! o(╥﹏╥)o ]
After several minutes, he finally received a reply from the bespectacled shooting guard. He's message made him cry more crocodile tears.
[From: Midorimacchi
Die.]
Again gomen for the spelling and grammatical errors.
