A/N: yeah guys I'm back :D Again thank you to those who like, favorite and give reviews to this story.. I don't know how I got the inspiration to write this chapter but I hope you like it. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own that charming-energetic-troll-not-sure-if-really-god Yato and those over power bishies playing basketball.

It was after class hours and students were getting ready to go on their respective club activities when a blue head teen can be found lazily sleeping on Tōō Academy's rooftop. The said teen was also a member of a club. In fact he was the ace of the school's basketball club. But he doesn't bother to attend their practice since he believe that no one can beat him and going to practice will only make him stronger. He knew that any minute his childhood friend, which is also their club manager, will come and convince him to attend their practice but he was too lazy to stand up so he internally said to himself that he will nap just 10 more minutes then he will go home.

He was about to close his eyes when he heard a very annoying loud noise, which is the sound of his phone ringing. He didn't bother to check who was the caller and assume that it was their pink haired manager so he ignored the call. He's phone continued to ring and it was annoying him so after the 10th missed call he decided to call back and dial his childhood friend's number.

"tsk. What is it Satsuki?" he lazily ask the pinknette on the phone.

"Hai hai.. Fast, affordable, and reliable! Available 24/7, 365 days a year. Delivery god Yato, at your service!" The person on the other line answered cheerfully.

"Pffft. bwahahahaha. What the heck! Is this some kind of a joke? Akashi you awfully sound like a..pff. Did you finally caught Kise's gayness. bwahahaha." Aomine burst out laughing and take note to himself to stay away from Kise because it is now proven that he's gayness is contagious and can spread to other people.

"What's so funny?! That was so ruuuuude! How dare you talk to me like that! I'm a God and you are being disrespectful. Just hearing your voice tells what kind of person you are!" The person on the other line which claimed himself as Yato angrily said to Aomine.

"Huh? What are you talking about. Of course you know me." Aomine tell him and then he thought "You know that I am the best and the only one who can beat me is me."

"Ha! What an arrogant brat. I can almost tell that your smirking by the tone of your voice. Let me guess, you're a rich, arrogant bastard who's captain of your school's tennis club" Yato exclaimed to Aomine.

"What the!? Off course no! I'm not playing that sport. Tennis are for homos. Oi Akashi are you actually making fun of me? tsk."Aomine was starting to be annoyed because the last thing he wanted was being make fun by the devil himself, their former captain.

"Wait you are not? And I thought I'm right because you sound so arrogant. Then let me guess another one. This time I'm sure! You are a rich brat womanizer who is a part of an idol group." Yato tell him proudly.

"WHAT THE HELL! That was too homo! Don't include me with the likes of Kise. Idols are too girly and almost gay." Aomine angrily answered Yato.

"Ha then what does the likes of you doing? I bet it's not even worth mentioning!" Yato said smugly.

Aomine smirk on the other line and then he boastfully answer Yato. "I play basketball and the only one who can beat me is me"

"You told me what I mentioned earlier are for homos but what you are playing is the most homo sport. Players run around chasing each other then when blocking you are so close to each other that you're almost hugging. Ha! You are the real gay here!" Yato blurted to Aomine.

"Huh! Your just telling that because you can't beat me on court. Let's just have a one on one. But don't cry once I beat you." Aomine is not backing down and answer Yato proudly but deep inside flashbacks of him playing skin to skin with others started to fill his mind.

"Do you think a brat like you can beat a god like me? Your being so full of yourself. You don't even have any idea how many years I live. I already master all types of sport. And besides if I play with you my shiki will complain again with my sweat. And I bet a basketball idiot like you was already burned from the heat. I don't want my handsome complexion to be ruined." Yato exclaimed to Aomine.

"Oi are you making fun of my skin. There's nothing wrong with being tan. It's the proof that I'm the best when it comes to basketball and besides, besides my strong package, my color make girls crazy" Aomine defended himself.

"Whatever you say brat. You're just a dumb basketball idiot. Since your not a potential client I'm hanging up. Bye gorilla" And with that Yato ended the call.

"Hey wait... tsk whatever your just afraid you'll lose to me in a match. Oh I know what I'll do..."

Aomine then, while smirking, texted Akashi. Being an aho that he is, he have no idea that he was not talking to his former captain earlier and that he was doomed for sending that message to the wrong person.

Omake

Akashi was currently on their school's library when he received a text from his former team mate.

[From: Daiki

No Homo! No Homo! No Homo! ]

After reading the message the red head emit a cold devilish aura that the students currently on the library felt the chill on their spines. He then smirk and tell to himself. "I think it's time for them to know the consequences of their actions"

A/N: I don't know if you get the humor but the characters hinted by Yato was Atobe from Prince of Tennis and Ren from Uta no Prince sama. They were both voiced by Suwabe Junichi which is also the voice actor for Aomine. And I also think that all the characters that he voiced were all sexy like Grimmjow from Bleach and Archer from Fate Stay Night. So yeah he got one hella sexy voice..

Bonus: this is one of the sexiest song that I ever heard. It's a duet by Suwabe Junichi (Aomine) and Tatsuhisa Suzuki (Takao).. Here's the link just replace the space with dot.

soundcloud com/still-sleepy-shuu/kamome-no-coracao-suzuki-tatsuhisa-left-suwabe-junichi-right