Warnings: OOC! characters, Yandere!Momoi.

Edit: List of characters.

Kayo Sudou (tailor) - Momoi, Man - Kuroko, (Wo)man in red - Akashi, boy with green sash - Midorima, Boy with yellow hairpin - Kise, random villagers - other KnB characters


The Second Night

Good night, honoured audiences. Tonight, we will present you with a movie titled "The Tailor Shop of Enbizaka".

"Eh?! I thought it was supposed to be a play with Tetsu-kun and I as the main characters."

That was the original plan, Momoi-san, but I have a sore throat so this will have to do.

"But, how are we supposed to make the movie when all the audiences have arrived?"

Ah…Don't worry, Kuroko-san. The movie is already finished.

"Huh?! How?! You didn't even tell us anything and we didn't do anything that can be contributed as acting."

I have my way, Kagami-san.

*all the KnB characters look at authoress with wariness in their eyes. Yes, even Akashi*

Shall we start the movie night? I've prepared popcorns and drinks for everyone. Tonight, all of you may join the guest at the guest seat. I'm sure the guest would like to get to know their actors.

"Sure./Okay~/Hai~/Hn."

*everyone sits and the lights darken. The big screen in front begins to glow*

Kayo Sudou, a tailor in the town of Enbizaka, is a very beautiful girl who is known for her skill. Everyday, the people of the town will ask for her services.

*screen shows Momoi, wearing a pink kimono, talking with Koganei and Tsuchida who bring a kimono to her shop*

"I'm still concerned as to how Shiori manages to make this movie in such a short time."

*the other characters nod at Aomine's statement*

The only thing she thinks about is the fact her 'lover' is unfaithful and does not come 'home'.

*Momoi sighs while tailoring a customer's kimono, thinking about her 'lover' who never comes home*

"Even though he has someone like me, he never comes home."

*the scene changes, showing Momoi walking on a street*

Kayo is walking on the main street when she notices her 'lover'. She is about to greet him when she sees him walking with a red-haired man.

*Momoi was watching Kuroko who was wearing a light blue kimono walking while talking with Akashi. Akashi was wearing a red kimono*

With a red kimono suiting him well, her 'lover' seems friendly with that handsome man. She cannot stand that sight so she turns and left that place. Tears streaming down her face. At night, Kayo murders him with her tailor scissors and takes the kimono. She acts as if nothing happened, or rather, she does not realize what she had done.

*On the screen, all of them saw Momoi confronting Akashi and suddenly she stabs him. Akashi dies and she takes the kimono. Momoi walks home in a daze, seemingly not realizing what she had done. When she gets home, she fixes the rip on the red kimono while crying*

"Yes! YES! Die, Akashi-kun!"

*the other characters look at the out of character Momoi*

"Hey, Kawahara?"

"Yes?"

"A woman in love sure is scary, huh?"

"Indeed, Satoshi."

*Akashi looks at Momoi*

"Satsuki, do you, by any chance, despise me for being Tetsuya's lover?"

"O-Of course not, Akashi-kun. A-Ahahaha…"

*they turn their attention back to the screen*

The next morning, the neighbourhood seems uneasy. It looks like there is a crime.

"Hey, did you hear? A man was murdered last night! His kimono was taken, leaving him only in his inner kimono."

"Really?! How scary! Who died, by the way?"

"Ahh…It's Tetsuya's husband, Seijuro. Poor Tetsuya. I wonder how he copes with this."

*Akashi is contemplating something and Kuroko notices*

"What are you thinking about, Sei-kun?"

"I'm thinking about how you would react if I die, Tetsuya. Tell me, how would you react?"

*the others overhear their conversation and eavesdrop on them*

"That's easy, Sei-kun. I'll just follow you. I can't live without you, Sei-kun."

*everyone blushes on the cheesy sentence. Even Akashi. But he smiles and wraps an arm around Kuroko*

"But, I think Akashicchi suits the tailor character better. I mean, Akashicchi has his own scissors and is good with it. He also likes to threaten people with it."

*everyone except Kuroko and Akashi laughs but stops when they hear the sounds of scissors snipping ominously*

"Are you implying something, Ryota?"

"Ahh…N-No, Akashicchi."

"That's what I thought."

*all of them continue watching the movie*

Kayo is concerned about the rising murder rate and worries about Tetsuya's safety. After all, he can be the murderer's victim too. She later sees him with a man with beautiful green hair comforting him while they are standing on a bridge.

*Kuroko looks sad as he is mourning for his husband's death. Midorima approaches him and consoles him. Kuroko thanks his cousin*

Kayo noticed that the green sash the man is wearing looks well on him. Kayo makes a deduction that Tetsuya likes that type of person.

*Momoi walks away from the scene while crying*

It is night and the man with green sash is walking home when he is attacked by someone. Kayo kills him and takes the sash, again acting or not knowing that anything happened, or not aware.

*Momoi kills Midorima and takes his sash. She left the dead body to go home and at home, she fixes the green sash with swollen red eyes*

The neighbourhood is growing restless as there is another crime.

"Hey, did you hear? It seems that there's another murder last night!"

"What?! Who is it this time?!"

"It's Tetsuya's cousin, Shintaro."

"Poor kid. He just lost his husband and now, his cousin died. He must be very sad."

"Momoi-chan, you're not going to kill Shin-chan, right?"

"Of course not. Why would I kill Midorin?"

*everyone looks at her skeptically but says nothing and focuses on the giant screen instead*

Kayo ignores the gossiping townspeople and looks for her 'lover'. This time, she sees him in front of the hairpin shop with a boy with blonde hair. Tetsuya bought a yellow hairpin and gives it to the boy.

*Momoi watches as Kuroko gives Kise the yellow hairpin. Kise puts it on and hugs Kuroko to show his gratitude*

"What do you think you're doing? Giving someone clearly younger than you a present yet you never give me anything. You really are indiscriminate."

*Momoi walks away with tears streaming down her face*

"Uh oh. Looks like it's Ryota's turn to die. I wonder how Satsuki will kill you."

"Uwahh! Don't say it like she'll do it for real, Daikicchi."

*Kise looks at Momoi*

"You won't do it, right, Momoicchi?"

"Of course not, Ki-chin. What gave you that idea?"

*everyone looks at the screen then at Momoi then at the screen again. They do this so many times until Momoi understands*

*gasps* "You guys are so mean! I'm not going to go psycho and start killing you guys."

*they fidgets*

"Well, you don't exactly give off a harmless aura, Satsuki. With the killing and all."

"But, that's not me, Dai-chan."

*everyone looks at her blankly*

"Okay, she looks like me but she's not the real me. Mou, you guys are so mean!"

"We're just joking, Satsuki. Don't take it to heart."

"That's right, Momoi-san. It's just a harmless joke."

"Okay, Tetsu-kun."

*Momoi calms down and they resume watching the movie*

Kayo kills the boy with yellow hairpin and takes the hairpin. When she is doing her work at home, she is puzzled by the new state of her scissors.

*Momoi looks at her blood stained scissors with a puzzled expression on her face*

"Ara~ Was my scissors always this colour?"

Kayo finishes her work and inspects it with a smile on her face.

"If you're not going to come to me, I'll just go to you instead."

The next morning, the tailor dresses herself in the personal items of the murdered men, in an attempt to become the ideal woman for her 'lover'. Meanwhile, the town is abuzz with the news of another murder.

"Ryota was killed last night."

"Wait, Ryota?! You mean, Tetsuya's younger cousin?! What had the boy done to deserve this fate?"

Again, Kayo ignores the gossips and looks for Tetsuya. She approaches him with a bright smile.

*Momoi, wearing a red kimono, a green sash and a yellow hairpin, approaches the gloomy Kuroko. Kuroko smiles at her*

"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you."

But as it turns out, the man does not even know her. The three males were his husband and cousins. Offended at this apparent lack of acknowledgment, the tailor murders him too.

*Momoi's expression turns sour and without realizing it, she takes out her scissors and stabs Kuroko. She then takes off his kimono and left the crime scene*

The next morning, the neighbourhood is chaotic. Now a man has been killed. An entire family of four has been killed by someone.

"Tetsuya was murdered yesterday!"

"What?! Oh dear, now an entire family of four has been murdered. I wonder when the murderer will stop."

*the screen shows the tailor fixing a light blue kimono with a crazed grin on her face*

"He was acting so awful yesterday."Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you.", he says. It was like he was talking to a stranger. It was like he was talking to a stranger."

The tailor lets out an insane laugh and Kayo carries on with her work.

*the screen dims and the lights brighten. But everyone is silent*

Err…Everyone, are you okay?

"Oh my God! That was the scariest thing I've ever seen. I can never look at Momoicchi and scissors the same way ever again!"

Ki-Kise-san…C-Calm down.

"Holy shit, that movie just now is scarier than dogs! I'd rather pat Nigou than to watch it the second time!"

K-Kagami-san.

*Aomine's soul is hanging on the edge of his mouth. Everyone shows their own version of panic state or is shaking except for Akashi who holds Kuroko tightly while murmuring comforting words to his ear*

*sigh* Since all the actors are in disarray, I will have to close the House of Shiori early tonight. Please leave a comment on tonight's show before leaving the building. Goodbye.