Author's note: Hey, guys. How should I say this... I'm going on a hiatus for a few weeks because I'll be working at my aunt's workplace as a part-timer and I doubt I could even touch the laptop so I'll post this in advance. I'm really sorry but I need the money 'cause I'll be damned if I don't buy that KnB DVD.

The Seventh Night

Hello, everyone. How are you on this lovely night? Tonight is the seventh night and I decided that our actors should get some rest.

"What the fuck?! Then, why are we even here, woman?"

Language, Ahomine. As I was saying, you guys will get some rest but at the same time, you will still entertain our guests.

"How can we do that?"

By using this, Hanamiya-san.

*authoress holds up two bullets and everyone has the sudden urge to run away*

"And what does it do?"

Excellent question, Midorima-san. You see, these bullets come in pairs so if I were to fire them at two people, they will exchange their personalities.

"Huh?! I don't get it."

It meant, Kagami-san, if I were to fire two bullets that have the same colour at Aida-san and Hyuga-san, Aida-san will act like Hyuga-san and vice-versa.

"Oh, I see. So, who are you going to fire it to?"

Well, I have the perfect gui-I mean, people.

"You were about to say guinea pigs, didn't you Shiori?"

Whatever are you talking about, Akashi-san. Now, I decided that Akashi-san, Kuroko-san, Kise-san, Aomine-san, Midorima-san, Takao-san, Murasakibara-san, Himuro-san, Nijimura-san and Haizaki-san will be my vic-tes-target.

"You were about to say victim and test subject. Right, Shioricchi?"

Please ignore the slip of tongue, Kise-san. Now, *sound of gun cocking* like Reborn always say "Do it with your dying will".

*authoress shoots at the aforementioned people and all of them fall to he ground, unconscious*

I wonder what the result will be~

"Aren't you a little too excited about this?"

"But, you gotta admit, Hyuga. I am curious about how this will turn out. What are you doing , Shiori-chan?"

*authoress is holding a video camera in one hand*

I'm recording whatever will happen next, Kiyoshi-san.

"I can see that. Why?"

Blackmail.

*the people on the floor stir and get up. Authoress grins and presses the record button*

"Seijuro, Seijuro, are you alright?"

"Yes, I'm fine, Tet-kun."

Oh my.

"Is Akashi actually acting like an uke for once and Kuroko a seme?!"

I'm surprised you know those terms, Kagami-san, considering that you're straight and all.

"Hey!"

*Aomine looks around blearily but when he sees Akashi, he immediately brightens. He gets up and glomps Akashi, giving Nebuya, Hayama, Mibuchi and Mayuzumi a heart attack*

"Akashicchi, I'm so glad you're fine. *turns towards authoress and pouts* Mou, Shioricchi. That wasn't very nice."

"Aomine-kun, please let go of me."

"I don't want to. I want to keep hugging Akashicchi."

I never thought I'd see this day but I'm not complaining.

"Holy shit! Ahomine is acting like Kise and hugs Akashi while said person is not threatening him. Apocalypse is near!"

Calm down, Kagami-san. It's not the end of the world yet.

"Daiki, you have three seconds to release Seijuro before I cut off your hand."

"Eeks, Kurokocchi."

You know what? I think you're right, Kagami-san. Apocalypse is near.

"Shut up, Daiki. I'm trying to sleep."

"Ryotacchi, don't ignore me and stop reading those porn magazine."

*everyone that is not under the effect of the bullets nearly has a heart attack seeing Kise smirking like Aomine and reads porn magazine*

Oh, my God! This is priceless. *laughs*

"Mura-chin~ I want snacks~"

"Tatsuya, snacks are not good for you."

"What the hell?! Murasakibara is saying 'snacks are not good for you'?!"

"Nee. Nee, Kazu-chan. Stop listening to Oha-Asa and let's go out on a date."

"Shut up, Midorima. I told you not to call me that and I must listen to Oha-Asa so that I will not have any bad luck. Man proposes, God disposes."

…*nearly faints as she is laughing like a mad woman*

"Oi, Shiori! Don't you dare faint! This is your fault. Fix it."

I can't, Kagami-san. *snickers* The effect *laughs* will wear off *giggles* in fifteen minutes.

"Shiori, why are you laughing?"

N-No *giggles* particular reason, *snickers* Aka, I mean, Kuroko-san.

"Shio-chan, you're funny."

You're funny too, Ta-Midorima-san.

"Oi, Bakagami. I challenge you for a basketball game. The loser listens to whatever the winner says."

"What the hell?! Don't drag me into this, Kise!"

"Tch. Shut up, idiots."

"Ahh…Shuzo, you're awake."

"I was trying to pretend that I was sleeping but you idiots are too noisy."

"Like you're any different, Nijimura."

"Shut up, Takao."

"Mura-chin, I want more snacks~"

"Here you go, Tatsuya."

"Tatsuya, don't eat too much snacks."

"Hai, Kuro-chin~"

Oh My God! I can't take it anymore. This is killing me! *laughing like a maniac*

*authoress drops down on the floor laughing while clutching her stomach. The video camera is passed to Kagami*

"Shuzo, where are you going?"

"Where else, Shogo? To get out of this stupid place."

"Shuzo, you so much as take a step out of this place, you're dead."

"Oh? And what are you going to do about it, chibi?"

*everyone gasps. Kuroko's face darkens*

"Delinquent."

"Sadist."

"Trash."

"Dacnomaniac."

"Bastard."

"Freak."

*both of them are silent for a while and suddenly as if they heard a bell, they lunged at each other*

"Tet-kun, gambatte!"

"Kurokocchi, do your best! Nijimuracchi, don't hurt Kurokocchi!"

"Shut up, Daiki/Aomine!"

"So mean~"

"Wow! Never thought I'd see the day Kuroko picks a fight with someone. Who is that guy, anyway?"

He's the captain of Teiko's basketball club before he quits and passes the mantle to Akashi-san.

"Oh."

"Fuuro-phin, faiphhh~"

"Tatsuya, don't talk with your mouth full."

"Hai~"

"Kazu-chan, who do you think will win?"

"Isn't it obvious? Kuroko will win, not that I care or anything and stop calling me that."

*the battle went on for a few minutes before Kuroko whips out Akashi's scissors and threatens to stab Nijimura's throat. Nijimura scowls but admits defeat*

"Tch. Fine, you win, Kuroko."

"Of course. I always win, therefore I'm always right."

*authoress lungs at Kagami making him nearly drop the video camera in shock*

Please tell me you got that, Kagami-san. This is the only time we can see Kuroko-san say that.

"I did. Now, let go of me."

Okay~

*authoress takes the video camera back and turns towards Kuroko, filming him.*

Kuroko-san, can you say something?

"Such as?"

Anything.

*Kuroko quirks an eyebrow but nods*

"Those who look down on me are not allowed to look at me in the eye. My orders are absolute. Since I always win, I'm always right."

*authoress gives him a thumb up*

Okay. Next is Aomine-san.

*the camera focuses on Aomine's face*

"Akashicchi, I love you."

*Kagami sputters, authoress snickers and Kuroko looks ready to murder someone*

"Die, Daiki."

"Kurokocchi, so mean~"

Akashi-san, your turn.

"Hai, Shiori-san. My motto is once in a lifetime encounter."

*authoress and Kagami look at each other before shrugging*

Meh, good enough, I guess. Kise-san.

"Tch, whaddya want, woman? I'm busy worshipping Mai-chan."

Takao-san.

"Today, I'm ranked fifth so I need to have my lucky item which is a purple teddy bear."

This night keeps getting weirder. Midorima-san.

"Hehe~ I love Kazu-chan~"

"W-What are you talking about, Midorima?"

*Takao blushes while Midorima grins*

I finally found it. The perfect blackmail for Midorima-san.

"You're a sadist, aren't you Shiori?"

I never said I wasn't. Next, Himuro-san.

"Hai~"

Good job, Himuro-san. Here you go, a limited edition maiubo.

"Arigato, Shio-chin~"

"Seriously?! He only said 'Hai~' and you gave him food."

It's enough, Kagami-san. Murasakibara-san, it's your turn.

"Hello, my name is Murasakibara Atsushi."

"Why are you introducing yourself, Murasakibara?"

"Why are you calling me by my last name, Taiga?"

"Don't call me that!"

Haizaki-san.

"Haizaki here, don't ever skip school."

I never thought that line will ever come out of your mouth.

"What?"

Nevermind. Nijimura-san, anything to add?

"Tch." *scowls and looks away from the screen*

Well, that concludes it, I guess. And they should be back in 3, 2, 1.

*again, they faints but this time they recover quickly*

"Ugh, I think someone just slam my head repeatedly against a table."

"Shut up, Ryota. Your voice is annoying."

"So mean, Daikicchi."

"Tetsuya, are you alright?"

"Hai, Sei-kun."

"Get off of me, Takao."

"Don't wanna. Shin-chan feels nice."

"W-What nonsense are you spouting?"

"Muro-chin, my head hurts~"

"Let me rub it, Atsushi."

"Shogo, what happened?"

"Why the fuck would I know, Shuzo."

*they turns towards the authoress for an explanation, only to find a video camera and a note saying they should watch the video for explanation and for Kagami to end the show*

"Well, we should play it."

*Akashi presses the play button and all of them are horrified with what they saw. Akashi, Aomine and Haizaki ganged up on the poor camera only for another note to flutter down. It says 'Don't even bother. You only destroyed a copy of the video'. They snarl and quickly search for the authoress*

"Well, *sounds of something breaking* since they *BOOM* are *squeals* quite busy, I'll *sounds of something whizzing* end the show *sounds of banging* tonight. Don't forget to review. *screams* Goodnight."