"I see you've figured out the difference in this season. Yes, you will 2 new housemates on Drawn Together, but don't think of them as just two new characters, think of them as two new friends," Mr. Fen said. "I'll let the girls decide the female housemate and the guys will decide the male housemate."
"We get to choose our own housemate. That'll be fun, but it'll be a pretty difficult decision. Everyone looks so nice," Clara said.
At that point, the girls and boys that wanted to audition started to scream, "Pick me!"
The original housemates started to observe the auditions, wondering who to pick. When Clara took notice of a girl wearing a lime green dress similar to Elsa's from Frozen.
"Excuse, but why do you look like a Disney character?" she asked.
"Oh, Princess Clara, I'm Elise, a character based off of Elsa from the Disney movie Frozen. You should see it; one of the songs is really good. Do you want me to sing it to you?" the girl eagerly asked.
"I don't think that's necess-," Clara tried to say when Elise started belting out lyrics from "Let It Go".
"Let it go! Let it go! I am one with the wind and skyyyyyyy!"
Everyone within her range, cringed at her off-key singing voice.
The girl next to her, who had a style similar to Sailor Moon, only her hair was down and had pink highlights in it and donning a tie-die dashiki, blue bell-bottom jeans, black framed, pink tinted sunglasses, sandals, and a flower wreath on her head, didn't seem bothered by it and proceeded to smoke a joint.
"Let it go! Let it go! You'll never see me cryyyy!" Elise continued.
"I'm going to start crying if you don't stop that fucking singing!" a boy's voice shouted.
Elise froze and glared in the direction where the male auditions were. "Who said that!" she demanded to know.
"Oh, something is about to go down," Foxxy muttered.
The guys walked away until only one person was left standing. He was a little shorter than Xandir, had normal slicked back brown hair, and normal green eyes. The things that made him stand out was the fact that his skin was a scaly green and he had a long thin pointed tail, like a devil. He was also wearing some sort of uniform, similar to the X-men, only it had a Y shape on the top part.
"Eek! What are you?" Elise yelped.
"I'm Lightning Lizard. Of the Y-Men!" the boy exclaimed.
"Lightning Lizard! You're not a superhero are you?" Captain Hero questioned.
"Well, in a sense. But we're completely different. You're a rip-off of Superman from DC comics, and I'm a rip-off of the X-Men from Marvel comics," Lightning explained.
"I see, and do you have any powers? Other than being some sort of scaly lizard beast?" Captain Hero asked.
"Step back and watch this," Lightning said.
The original Drawn Together cast took a few big steps back so they were sure they were out of Lightning's range. Before anyone knew it, the boy slammed his fist into the ground, creating a wave of electricity to emit from that fist and shock anyone who was too close.
"Show off," the hippie Sailor Moon said.
"You're just jealous of my powers, Flory!" the boy hollered.
One boy that was being electrocuted was shocked to the point until he turned to dust. "Oops," Lightning Lizards said, stopping his attack. "Sorry about that, dude."
Within seconds, the other boys scattered back to the bus and the bus sped off so fast the housemates, Lightning, Mr. Fen, Miss Camas, and the rest of the auditions were sure they heard a sonic boom.
"Well, there go the rest of our male auditions. I guess that makes Lightning Lizard your male housemate by default," Miss Camas sighed.
"Woo! Housemate by default, brother!" Lightning cheered as he started to do a victory dance.
"So, anyway, back to my singing," Elise said.
"Actually Elise, we sort of already have a Disney Princess, which would be me," Clara tried to explain to the girl, but Elise ignored her and went back to belting out Let It Go in her off-key voice. Blood dripped out of Wooldoor's nose and ears and the cartoon collapsed the ground in a second.
Then, out of nowhere, a giant fist punched Elise up into the sky. Everyone looked to see it was from this abnormally tall and muscular girl.
"Shut the fuck up! Nobody care about how good you sing! They care about how strong you are!" the girl shouted.
"And who might you be?" Lightning Lizard asked, terrified.
"I'm Vigorous Vixen and I'm going to be the tough girl in your show," the girl said in a gruff feminine voice.
"Not all reality shows need a tough girl, and besides, these guys aren't choosing a housemate based on how strong you are, they're choosing a housemate based on what they're like, like if they're nice, funny, or something," the girl called Flory said.
"Then why did lizard boy get chosen? Because he's tough!" Vigorous Vixen exclaimed.
"Actually, in case you failed to notice, I got chosen because all the other guys fled for their lives after I killed someone, and for the record, the name's Lightning Lizard!" Lightning snapped.
"You want to fight?" Vixen questioned Lightning, standing over him.
"Oh shit…" the Y-man muttered.
"What's wrong? You scared?" Vixen asked, laughing.
"No it's just that my mother raised me to never strike a girl, but I'm not sure if you're an exception since you're half-man," Lightning said.
"RAH!" Vixen roared, ready to kill Lightning.
"Oh fuck!" Lightning screamed.
"Captain Hero, do something!" Xandir shouted at the superhero, but Captain Hero seemed to have disappeared, leaving a white dotted outline of where he was once standing in his place.
"HELP!" Lightning Lizard shouted.
"I can't stand bullying," Flory said as she took a small brooch out of her pocket. It looked like a gold star with small yellow wings.
"Hippie Spectrum Power!" she said as she clipped the brooch onto the front of her tunic, and within seconds, Flory's entire body began to glow, grabbing everyone's attention.
"Ooooohhhhh," everyone said in amazement putting on sunglasses.
"Pretty," Wooldoor said.
Within seconds, Flory stood on the ground, in completely different clothes. She was wearing a uniform similar to Sailor Moon's, but she had a lavender shirt with pointed sleeves, a turquoise skirt with a lighter and darker shade at the edge, fuchsia burlap gloves that only covered the back of her hand and up to her elbow with white, pointed wristbands, lime green short leggings, a light brown ribbon on the back of the skirt, blue flats, a gold band around her head with a pink heart gem on the front, small silver hoop earrings, a white choker with a purple gem on it, two round hair clips in her hair that had gold on the edge and purple in the middle. The brooch remained on the top and her hair and glasses stayed the same. She was holding a wand that had a red handle, a red orb on top with a gold moon design on it, a small white heart at the tip and a heart with white wings under the orb.
"(She looks like Sailor Moon!)" Ling-Ling gasped, getting excited.
"Oh, hippie sailor wants to fight?" Vigorous Vixen taunted.
"Leave my cousin alone or I'll be forced to hurt you," Sailor Flory warned.
"Oh, I'm so scared," Vixen said.
"Wait, you and Flory are cousins?" Clara asked Lightning, confused since they didn't look similar in any way.
"She's from my father's side. I get my looks from my mother," the Y-man explained.
"Bring it, flower girl," Vixen sneered. Suddenly, Flory kicked Vixen in the face, sending her high into the air. Then the girl pointed her wand in the direction where Vixen and within seconds, fire shot out of the point and turned Vixen to ashes.
"Whoa! Awesome!" Lightning exclaimed.
Flory transformed back into her normal clothes and took the brooch off her shirt and put it back into her pocket. "That was a little easier than I thought," she said.
At that point, Captain Hero ran back out front and asked, "Is the monster gone?"
"Where've you been?" Toot asked.
"Um…I thought I heard the phone ring," Hero lied. Toot face palmed.
"Wait, where'd the other girl auditions go?" Lightning asked, pointing where the other girls stood. That part of the yard was empty.
"They started running as soon as the Sailor Moon wannabe here incinerated that troll bitch," Spanky said.
"Oh no, I didn't mean to scare them away," Flory said sounding sad.
"Don't worry Flory, look at the bright side. With those girls gone, that makes you the new female housemate," Mr. Fen said.
"Far-out!" Flory exclaimed, happily.
"Yeah! We're in Drawn Together!" Lightning cheered.
"Welcome to the show," Foxxy said, going up to the two young adults.
"It'll be an honor to have you," Clara said.
"Well what are you waiting for, let's celebrate!" Spanky shouted.
"We'll get to that later, right now, me and Flory got to run home and pack our stuff. We didn't think we'd win," Lightning Lizard said before he and his cousin bolted off down the road.
"Are you kidding me!" Foxxy shouted.
Later that evening, Xandir was walking around town, looking around. In the confessional, he said, "It's great to be back in the city. I wanted to look around to see if they had anything new in stores, when I saw this strange guy in an alley."
"Hey you. Are you a video game character?" a raspy voice from a man in a trench coat standing in an alley asked.
"Yes, I'm Xandir from the Legend of Xandir. I'm on a never-ending quest to save my boy-," Xandir started to exclaim until the man stopped him saying, "Yeah, I get that. Listen, I have a special power-up potion you need to try out as soon as you get home." The man whipped out a small vial with a pink liquid inside.
"A special power-up?" Xandir asked, interested but a little bit suspicious.
"Take it, you won't regret it," the old man said, shoving the vial into Xandir's hand.
"Wait, who are-?" Xandir started to ask until he noticed the man disappeared. "You?" he finished.
Xandir looked at the vial and walked back to the Drawn Together house.
The man he confronted hid in the alley, muttering, "I have no idea what that vial I stole from that lab was, but if something bad happens to the brat, it won't be my problem. I'm skipping town tomorrow. Heh-heh."
At the Drawn Together house, everyone was outside in the hot tub celebrating the new season and their new housemates Lightning Lizard and Sailor Flory.
"To our new season of Drawn Together and two our new housemates!" Spanky said, raising his bottle of beer for a toast.
Everyone followed suit, except for Flory, who had a can of organic tea instead. They clinked their drinks together and drank. During the party, Flory noticed Xandir observing a small vial.
"What's that you got there, gamer?" she asked. "Some sort of LSD?"
"I don't know. Some old guy told me it was a power-up," Xandir stated.
"Let me see," Flory said, taking the vial and opening it. She sniffed it and said, "Well, it doesn't smell like LSD or poison, but I'm not sure what a power-up potion smells like. Maybe it is a power-up."
"You think so?" Xandir asked. The video game character drank the potion eagerly and stood there.
"How do you feel?" Flory asked.
"Not any different. Do I look any different?" Xandir asked.
"You still look normal. Maybe it was a dud. People don't that sometimes," Flory said.
"That jerk. I thought he gave me a power-up," Xandir muttered angrily. Little did Xandir know, that little potion was going to change a lot of things for him and make things crazier in the Drawn Together house.
Well, here's episode 2! I hope you like it! What do you think that potion was?
I own Richard Fen, Annabelle Camas, Sailor Flory and Lightning lizard. If you need a better idea of how Sailor Flory looks in her uniform, go to look up Dcatpuppet Sailor Flory, Flora and Noir. You'll find an image.
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